XPost: alt.checkmate

Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.

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VOTING RULES:

1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.

2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.

3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.

4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.

5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.

6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.

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It's been an active month, with 15485 distinct known and potential kooks
up for awards in 23174 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):

Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
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[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains?
[ ] GUESS WHAT??? THE ONLY PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DIZUM AND MIXMASTER POSTS BEING ABUSIVE ARE MOST LIKELY THE FAGGETS WHO WERE ABUSING DIZUM
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Outsiders trying to hijack the group's obsession with Snit is EXTREME!
[ ] What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again?
[ ] The planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature

72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] Calling someone who smokes weed a dope head
[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] We made Fakey change his nym. We won.
[ ] lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
[ ] Birdbrain Macaw
[ ] Turning Empathy Into a Weapon, How Three Kids in Probability = 23174/23174 = 15485% probability that https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-
necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron. LOL Fights Dirty [ ] Hey Checky
[ ] A Single Grain of White Rice is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* Orca Hot Foot gets flushed. Takes Sir Gergory is Dead! maybe 5 seconds. Everything John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick did in AUK can just as
easily be done in AC, and 10,000 guns... did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for FILTHY TEENAPER!!!!!!!! to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up Been looking using my browser
for Tiny Homes and small single-wides....
[ ] i THINK i know I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.

Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by gaying up yet another thread in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill |"Byker" wrote in message news:f457ab0e4c86a7c1280b025b2483a93d@dizum.com.
YAWN|. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.'s _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.
[ ] I never could figger out that "Making America Better" <phuck-you-racist-bigots@splcenter.org> stuff.
[ ] Milo Yiannopoulos
[ ] Bo Diddley

AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG! used to play 'Wollmann's Revenge' on the Atari.
[ ] Lunkhead the moron
[ ] I've given Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented.! Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Tee Hee...
You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging.
[ ] Snit Carrol's Dung Beetle never could figger out that mixmin stuff. breaking down right in front of us is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos.
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF just because And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard believes selinux fairy tales DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
[ ] PEBCAK
[ ] Snit Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight
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|"+_____":| NAMED And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?!
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[ ] EP/IX fan fiction 'The Flooder' gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.

The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] don't drag me into your tickle fart and OK, FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot
in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL! blamed me for posting with Edward Stanfield's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Snit Carrol's honey badger, Google, and "
several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this? stink parade
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
[ ] I should clarify a little, it's not that I don't find it interesting at all, I actually do, but it's not nearly as exciting as having it serve an end goal. I guess we all have a different idea of what comprises such a goal.
[ ] He Who Shall Not Be Named

The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] Nino M. Volpe
[ ] All but 48191 posts killed
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Ping: Zax ||||||||||||| got caught up in some TOR shit.

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