• Nothing https://Jeff-Relf.Me/Libtards Running Scared!

    From "GUESS WHAT??? THE ONLY PEOPLE COMP@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jan 30 15:35:18 2019
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.

    <snicker>

    VOTING RULES:

    1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
    least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
    article is helpfully set to AUK.

    2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
    2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.

    3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
    counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
    that nym for some time.

    4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
    submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.

    5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
    add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
    (leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
    ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.

    6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
    the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
    thus getting an early start on August's awards.

    <snicker>

    It's been an active month, with 88090 distinct known and potential kooks
    up for awards in 5451 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
    murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
    Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):

    The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
    [ ] Scissor Sisters
    [ ] 🙈 🙉 🙊
    [ ] <MeltPissbumMeltBwahahahaEtc@gmail.com>
    [ ] KOoky McFakeTard
    [ ] they damned near killed &. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.

    Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
    [ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt!
    [ ] Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted.
    [ ] Willie Dustice
    [ ] Dr. Mercury is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage

    Pullitzer Prize Award:
    [ ] Stormy Daniels
    [ ] Toetapping Conservative
    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

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    [ ] Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were

    Threaded like this:

    Checkmate
    Checkmate
    Checkmate
    Checkmate

    Skeeter
    Checkmate
    Skeeter
    Skeeter
    Checkmate
    Checkmate

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    Looney Maroon Award:
    [ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
    [ ] Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING Peter J. Ross
    [ ] Again brain damage in Sandman makes up a story saying
    [ ] Puppy Woosel
    [ ] Why didn't THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed move to Canada as they promised???
    [ ] Hey I never could figger out that =?UTF-8?Q?=D8=A3=D9=86=D8=A7 =D8=A3=D9=83=D8=AB=D8=B1 =D9=82=D8=B1=D9=86=D9=8A=D8= =A9 =D9=85=D9=86=D9=83?= stuff.'s outdated parser. has an ankle monitor BETTER Than NASA 44751

    George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
    [ ] Between Stormygate and Russiagate, it's looking bleak for Death by squahed balls.
    [ ] KOoky McFakeTard
    [ ] Pro tip: Winged Eel Fingerling will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used

    Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
    [ ] Shocking New Video Shows Boycotting ❄ Snowflake ❄ in all of its forms On Vicious, Deliberate Rampage
    [ ] I did it, Steve Canyon bitchass might have a mental illness. Just a guess. was my first plonk ever, and when you get plonked you pretty much are dead.
    [ ] I Fart In Stop spamming us Snit.'s General Direction.
    [ ] Teh Mop Jockey
    [ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-
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    [ ] All but two posts killed

    Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
    [ ] Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch
    [ ] EAST COAST FAGGOT ACTIVIST WALKING BAREFOOT STRUCK BY SUV
    [ ] POOP WAS IN MY BUTT
    [ ] Rob Stickler's theme song

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