XPost: alt.checkmate

Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:

Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] Color Basic myths
[ ] (⌐■_■)
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Snit in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
[ ] I'm here, little faggot, and I'm not leaving until you do, whether it's under your own volition or by death, which most likely will be by cirrhosis or a drug overdose. Incidentally, are you "winning?" Of course you're not, because a low-life loser
like Gerg's Bucket almost never wins. stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout

Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] perhaps most of you can manage to killfile that sender and quit cluttering the group up with your comments about the sporger - which the idiot sporger is likely giddy about.
[ ] Tim Todd
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKtheLibtards@gmail.com>
[ ] Why didn't Checkmaters 'The Flooder' gets excited that Scott Oof <scott@oof.org> is on the other end. move to Canada as they promised???
[ ] Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped

Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] Snit Carrol's flooding killed Marek Novotny
[ ] Crybaby snowflakes...
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle

Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] Yobo_Obyo
[ ] I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle <
wreckinglibtardminds@gmail.com>?, you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account.
[ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ

Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 63044 TIMES
[ ] Banjo Pussywhistle
[ ] Art Deco
[ ] Cromix jamborees
[ ] PUDFACE
[ ] THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE LITTLE BIRDIE

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PENCHANT FOR BUGGERY
[ ] Reginald Denny
[ ] even a janitor knows that electromagnetism *must* *be* defined by a SU(2) gauge theory or higher geometry

Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] Ivanna Takashet
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from He Who Shall Not Be Named
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN

[ ] Fred Oinka can eat a banana with his feet, just like a parrot

The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] All but 81982 posts killed
[ ] Bo Diddley
[ ] Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid...
[ ] CentOS jamborees
[ ] Whistle tard

George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day
[ ] Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi.
[ ] Former Clinton aide
[ ] Ee Normus Recshun
[ ] Snit Carrol's Tasmanian devil
[ ] I don't know that it's all \that\ large.
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
[ ] SnickerTurd
[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot. can't be a fag according to your own rules.

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