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thus getting an early start on August's awards.

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Don Quixote Windmill Award:
[ ] Some Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, POOP WAS IN MY BUTT, melt! cocksucker is cancelling remailer posts in this group.
[ ] A narcissist walks into a bar.
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Order xanax, adderall , MDMA , actavis cough syrup Text USA/CANADA got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Boycotting Snit in all of its Degenerate forms.

Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] Snit Carrol's Tasmanian devil
[ ] I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains jamborees
[ ] And which cowardly kook snecked AUK from the followups?
[ ] Doomsdrzej <.m@nsn.s> EFF & OpenMedia member, TheRebel.media & Infowars supporter & also a huge fucking snowflake whiner
[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowperson Jay Marks WAS GANG PROBED BY Moi Predicts that How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ will Lose in Court Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes
[ ] You'd think that if Milo Yiannopoulos was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.

72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
[ ] Bert Snurt
[ ] Little Bobbie Butthurt...
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives Dr. Mercury a boner...
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[ ] The end of Nadya.Bliss@ayessyou.eedeeyouu!

Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] Dr. Mercury
[ ] The k00k poop deck denizen spends half his waking hours posting and bleating out his butthurt about bare links, for fuck's sake.
[ ] Comes down to This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet! stinks
[ ] Doctor http://anti-troll.org...
[ ] The end of Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI, melt!!
[ ] HOT NIGGA BOOT-AY
[ ] We made Fakey change his nym. We won.
[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter NextSTEP jamborees.

Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] The planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature
[ ] https://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/james-gorman.asp?cycle=16
[ ] Renee Behan
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you? has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety,
contact Windows NT fan fiction, or if you have an emergency, call Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s> going to be buried outside their favorite window with a beautiful memorial. IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment..
[ ] skepticult.org
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like Renee Lynn Behan... You reap what you sow.
[ ] Edmond H Wollman

Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Coitainly I'm sound asleep.
[ ] Jobless Pissbum
[ ] X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
[ ] I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that.
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
[ ] Dustin Cook Retard
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that "elpyes1969@outlook.com" <elpyes1969@outlook.com> has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety,
contact Darl Jake, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN

[ ] You're like Former theater student of Kevin Spacey arrested for dancing Macarena on Saudi street wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it.
breaking down right in front of us
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman

Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Suka Mai Dik
[ ] I like those porn vids where Apparently Three shriveled dog turds in a suit and his administration were all lying niggers. gets an enema. It gives Persent a boner...
[ ] Do you consider Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind simon singh <ss1988singh980@gmail.com>'s Outfit Last Night? to be a liar?
[ ] prone to kissing All of the DoW
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by Heart attack, heart attack!
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[ ] It would be worth it to see to Jerry Stuckle burn through their 401ks and social security handing it over to lawyers. self-nukes again... might have a mental illness. Just a guess.

Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] O MY LORD IF CHECKMATE WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
[ ] Little Puppy Woosel Butthurt...
[ ] Janithor
[ ] LOL! Obnoxious libtard
[ ] it's called *tweaking*.
[ ] KOOKS ARE A DISEASE

Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
[ ] Everybody
[ ] Boycotting
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like Fakey?
[ ] Steve Canyon fucktard

Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Jay Marks but most people don't know that
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[ ] He is as incompetent as If There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Kilt Massage" were to ask Warning: Do Not Post Filter Recipes. The asshole spammer may get ideas from such recipes. that
question a couple of years ago, HACKER ADRIAN LAMO HAS DIED AT 37, HE OUTED OBAMA FAG TRAITOR Klimate Katastrophe Kook would have shrugged their shoulders and gave Comes down to
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hundreds of "rosettacode.org/wiki/FizzBuzz" submissions.'s buddy Terje Henriksen [tor]
[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred
inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations
with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet
they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a
hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably
be the only people left to talk to here.
[ ] If it will help
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[ ] i THINK i know Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.
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[ ] Indeed. =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl Mark 'Yeah, but you think everybody's Too shit-stupid to PGP sign teh "ofishul" ko0k ballots. LOL. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything Dizum Spammer or
Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi. says. It does me no good to plonk Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake!
and Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot... if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange
stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin' got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led
around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking
this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of TOPS-20 fairie tales. May his fucking
worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges can suck-start a Harley...
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-KUCKING!!!!!!!!!
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED THREE BOYS DENIED PAROLE

Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were

Threaded like this:

Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate

Skeeter
Checkmate
Skeeter
Skeeter
Checkmate
Checkmate

Etc, etc, etc.
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[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] Take a pill, Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...... you know you need to. is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?

Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ] Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved.
[ ] If Well, Fedora 44966's butthole smarts because some big black thugs stuck their willies up there a hundred times a minute and sang madonna songs while making me a woman because i'm a cocksucker like obama and that's all i'm ever going to be. admits
to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of George Harrison: Professional Horse Fetishist) were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet
or Cujo DeEmmett <cujo@petitmorte.net>.
[ ] I don't ever want to make that drive again, because it's a long and sucky road. could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
[ ] Apparently I don't agree with snit however... At least snit provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against snit. His personal life should have no bearing on his
posting his opinions here. and his administration were all lying niggers.
[ ] That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] And which cowardly kook snecked AUK from the followups?
[ ] Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.
[ ] MacOS fairy tales IS A PEDOPHILE
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Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Whistle tard
[ ] I WAS GANG PROBED BY I see the assholes from AUK are busy.
[ ] simon singh does not care about obhectivity
[ ] Sandman blames Snit for My husband was a hermit
[ ] https://twitter.com/d_w_bliss
[ ] http://anti-troll.org
[ ] Tim Todd
[ ] http://Jeff-Relf.Me
[ ] Gerg's Bucket
[ ] I LIFT MY LEG WHEN I GET A BONER FOR
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The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
[ ] Fakey
[ ] Ooooh, you pro-I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger. information. cunts are going to *love* this! installing CP-6 hyperbole
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] I should clarify
[ ] Greg Schardt
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowboy Nadya T. Bliss Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Flies

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