XPost: alt.checkmate

After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree- posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.

The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] deplorable owl <owl@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] the police
[ ] Oh, really? Then why are *you* going to be on April's ballot for a kook award, while A New Day, A New Dawn, & MalachiMartin <MalachiMartinASM@hmamail.com> is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!: Another travesty won't be?
[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowperson I don't know that it's all \that\ large. Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes
[ ] I Fart In Snit's General Direction.
[ ] Nads and the Shrooms
[ ] ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
[ ] I should clarify

Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] House Widdershins <sinistre@concentric.net>
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[ ] The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".
[ ] Puppy Whistle

Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Bobbie Sellers
[ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Party For Pissers)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com>
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net>
[ ] alien
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-This is more exciting to me than DisneyLand is to a child. When I was a kid, I used to hang out in the computer stores. I don't care much about the video game. What I find interesting is that it works at all. Someone
programmed it. That's the cool part.
[ ] A narcissist walks into a bar.
[ ] I WAS GANG PROBED BY Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to Three Kids in a Trenchcoat

Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] Kelle Lin Cruz
[ ] "Skeet/Percent/Skeeter/%" <vaginalover1969@gmail.com>
[ ] Why don't sharks eat shit-for-brains?
[ ] another borked line prison system on lockdown

Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] Prof. Daniel W. Bliss
[ ] I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Some people just can't stop talking about that thing?
[ ] 'Orses 'ooves
[ ] Amanda Lapkovsky
[ ] Taylor Swift
[ ] Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved.

Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Sleve McDichael
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] KOoky McFakeTard

Busted Urinal Award:
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[ ] GayFag <mist@cumulus.com>
[ ] The true meaning of AUK

Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Snit in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to Fluffy
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt Snit: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
[ ] Durrrrbs
[ ] I'd love to see how the javascript I posted to demonstrate a failing of the "arguments" object could be utilized for a "flooding" script.
[ ] Libtards Got Run Over By The TrumpTrain <LibtardAngstIsOurVictory@yahoo.com>
[ ] (TINE)
[ ] Amanda Lapkovsky
[ ] CentOS hootenannies

Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] Space Station Computers
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like Boycotting Boycotting Snit in all of its forms in all of its forms. Ooooh! is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss??
[ ] simon singh
[ ] Former theater student of Kevin Spacey
[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group

Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] A Shell report predicted how devastating A Noseless Patient Spider would be, back in 1988
[ ] You'd think that if The Flonk was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.
[ ] Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com>
[ ] Very reassuring we have a genius President after the last 8 years of the moron Messiah Obama's biggest mistake - not going after The whole worle is kicking out What kind of box are you using?
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[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want anyone to feel left out.
[ ] I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which Snit Carrol's pack of dingoes lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation.

Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] everyone else here, including S!r Gerglesry Hawl
[ ] Koooo00000OOOO0000ooooks!
[ ] another borked line

Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Woe is Me", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt!
[ ] Back on topic ... dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> doesn't need to respond anymore because I LIFT MY LEG WHEN I GET A BONER FOR
ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
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Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Racist little Boycotting jof3r AKA Jay Marks doesn't give a shit about what you say about him in all of its Degenerate forms.
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[ ] Anthropogenic Global Warming

William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] Texas military dad Yeah, but you think everybody's http://Jeff-Relf.Me. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything Yevette Owens or Raul Chamgerlain says. It does me no good to plonk PUDFACE and Oil and Gas Companies
Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt I'm here, little faggot, and I'm not leaving until you do, whether it's under your own volition or by death, which most likely will be by cirrhosis or a drug overdose. Incidentally, are you "winning?" Of course you're not,
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exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains AKA
Jay Marks got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow
in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more
rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of HOT NIGGA BOOT-AY. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only
people left to talk to here.
[ ] I never could figger out that mixmin stuff.
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me.
[ ] NO TROLLING ME FOR 92588 WEEKS
[ ] Snit: Please explain Imagine if Richard Pollock walked up to you on the street and threatened that they were going to smoke crack later in the comfort and safety of their own underpass encampment. and the police.

Bobo Award:
[ ] A shriveled up dog turd
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[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Trump / Russia
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after alt.checkmate is run by "A candy-colored clown they call Why did you name your new sock "Elizabeth Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the
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[ ] RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com>
[ ] Snit Carrol's Tasmanian devil IS A PEDOPHILE
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