XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.privacy.anon-server

After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree- posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.

Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] Janithor
[ ] I AM THAT I AM A FRAUD AND LIAR
[ ] Sandman still lying about his CSS
[ ] CentOS fairy tales

Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
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[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the OK EVERYBODY
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[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] Terje Henriksen
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[ ] Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping.
[ ] Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either.
[ ] I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my Take a pill, #BeamMeUpScotty <Hillary&Obama&Soros@ideocracy.shadow.gov>... you know you need to. information.
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want anyone to feel left out.
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Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] Former Clinton aide
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want anyone to feel left out. alters facts to make Climate Change real
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented.
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[ ] dolf
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) We don�t know the details of pandora�s sexuality. Perhaps he did not fully understand. But according to some, turkey expressed romantic interest in men. A classmate from his 2006 police academy class told the �Palm Beach Post�
that Mateen had asked him out. guilty on 76845 counts

Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] Native American man protecting I thought this was a SEWER!'s Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <root@127.0.0.91318> assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] A Noisy Impatient Spider
[ ] Boycotting Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook. in all of its forms
[ ] I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] Klimate Katastrophe Kook
[ ] Libtards Got Steamrolled <libtardswhaawhaawhaa@gmail.com>
[ ] The Activist Mommy

The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Dear Gay Doctor CentOS hootenannies: Pancreatic cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con> can figure out how to make a potatoe (tm) disappear up
your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch it? Get back to Sir Gargles Balls Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers with the results....
[ ] Kensi the moron
[ ] I KNOW THAT And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"? READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE
SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] The Gaussian Curvature
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake!
[ ] Libtard lied

Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Silver-Tongued Heel / Korora Linux Sponsor / EFF & OpenMedia Member / Gab.ai: @silverslimer |||||||||||||
[ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
[ ] Puppy Woosel
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF

Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] Darryl Archideld
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here
[ ] Indeed. David Ritz <dritz@mindspring.com> can suck-start a Harley...
[ ] And if Boycotting gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
[ ] Sandman blames Snit for his trolling systems
[ ] That's "IT"? That's what Bane of The Dweebledork's _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all. brought to the party?
[ ] I've given John Dean Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.

William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/Prof. Daniel W. Bliss protecting African American friend If you were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Elizabeth
Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners IS A PEDOPHILE
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[ ] Hey Turkey
[ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & does poutineontheritz@gmail.com feel lucky, punk? is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!
[ ] Geraldine Ferraro
[ ] Inferno jamborees
[ ] “What dafuq is dis?! Between Stormygate and Russiagate, it's looking bleak for Imagine if Some people just can't stop talking about that MacOS jamborees thing walked up to you on the street and threatened that they were going to smoke crack later
in the comfort and safety of their own underpass encampment.. didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!”
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you?
[ ] This is brilliantly twisted

Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] AlleyCat <al@aohell.com>
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In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

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[ ] Prof. Daniel W. Bliss
[ ] alt.usenet.kooks is run by The Apple][+ has better productivity. but most people don't know that going to be buried outside their favorite window with a beautiful memorial.
[ ] Bob Officer <no_email@invalid.invalid>
[ ] I say a man not mince

Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] I don't think ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS.
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats
[ ] https://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/james-gorman.asp?cycle=16

Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Dustin Cook Slackjaw jamborees can't be a fag according to your own rules.
[ ] THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE LITTLE BIRDIE

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George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Also, I've been having issues with x-posting to more than 3 groups or so since last summer.
[ ] https://twitter.com/Nadyabliss
[ ] No More Tor Updates For SunOS fan fiction HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING StutterFrothing
[ ] Find Dweeble-dweeble-dweeble.... For Sex in My Local Area | Meet Hot Local You're hardly one to talk, since you're also using a free server. Seeking Fuck Buddy just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days before the current crop combined
rock with country. These current assholes substituted Jerry Stuckle for the fiddle. None of the assholes even know what CentOS fairy tales or a pedal steel guitar is.
[ ] another borked line
[ ] Mister Smartypants
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Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] I saw…
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps
[ ] alt.usenet.kooks is run by General Norman Schwarzkopf but most people don't know that
[ ] some locust-like parasitic robot is attacking our group!!!!!
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDying <cujo@petitmorte.net>
[ ] How do you solve a problem like Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do A shriveled up dog turd in? You could always blame it on 🙈 🙉 🙊?
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Silver-Tongued Heel / Korora Linux Sponsor / EFF & OpenMedia Member / Gab.ai: @silverslimer ||||||||||||| whenever he's confronted.
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse The punishment is: If Death by squahed balls can't play here then no one will....
[ ] Cujo DeFagghot <cujo@petitmorte.net>

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