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A Florida woman was arrested this morning after perpetrating a robbery in
a Miami convenient store.

According to eyewitness testimonies, Ophelia Jackson, 34, threatened the convenience store clerk with a “bloody tampon” which had allegedly been
exposed to the coronavirus.

Jackson kept coughing and sneezing during the holdup while holding the
bloody tampon to the face of the employee, threatening him multiple times
that she would “shove it down his throat” if he didn’t comply.

“She held me hostage with an old tampon soaked in blood and kept coughing, sneezing and spitting all over me,” the 21-year-old victim of the attack
told reporters.

“She pulled out the tampon from the inside of her pants and then shoved it around like a weapon, screaming: Can you smell that? Can you smell that
shit? That’s the smell of coronavirus”, Lee told reporters.
Ophelia Jackson left with $34 from the cash register, 2 packs of
cigarettes and a bag of Cheetos before she was apprehended by Miami
police.

“The suspect threw the potentially lethal object at an officer before she
was neutralized with the use of a taser gun. I am happy to say that the
officer in question has proven not to be infected with COVID-19 and should recover swiftly,” reassured Deputy Sheriff Alan Johnson of the Miami
Police Department.

Last week, a similar event occurred in the downtown Miami area when a man attempted to rob a grocery store while threatening store employees with
his erect penis while masturbating and claiming he had HIV.

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