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  • Dalai Lama now an honourary Catholic and honourary Ph.D.

    From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jul 6 01:51:44 2023
    XPost: alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan, talk.religion.buddhism, alt.buddha.short.fat.guy
    XPost: alt.religion.buddhism, uk.religion.buddhist

    My assisted shaktipat is now in progress.

    So far close to a million assisted shaktipat recipients (a.s.r.)
    globally have become secondary avatar/buddha types and
    should be able to pass a belly pop test.

    Also, very recently, funnel adjusted forms of four Catholic
    sacraments and of high school, honours Bachelor’s,
    Master’s, and Ph.D. graduations have been applied
    to the a.s.r.

    Except in the unlikely event that he is worse than minor good
    as defined by Goddess, the Dalai Lama is an a.s.r.

    Thus from the above the Dalai Lama is now an
    honourary Catholic and an honourary Ph.D.

    For my recent and ongoing progress see alt.religion.druid ,
    For older background material see my Salmon on the Thorns page.

    --
    https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "This could be the final breath; This is life and death;
    This is hard rock and water; Out here between wind and flame;
    Between tears and elation; Lies a secret nation" (Ron Hynes)

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to David Dalton on Tue Jul 11 01:38:34 2023
    XPost: alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan, talk.religion.buddhism, alt.buddha.short.fat.guy
    XPost: alt.religion.buddhism, uk.religion.buddhist

    In article <dalton-832370.07524909072023@news.eternal-september.org>,
    David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> wrote:

    In article
    <0001HW.2A5678D8006DB92C700001ABD38F@news.eternal-september.org>,
    David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> wrote:

    My assisted shaktipat is now in progress.

    So far close to a million assisted shaktipat recipients (a.s.r.)
    globally have become secondary avatar/buddha types and
    should be able to pass a belly pop test.

    Also, very recently, funnel adjusted forms of four Catholic
    sacraments and of high school, honours Bachelor’s,
    Master’s, and Ph.D. graduations have been applied
    to the a.s.r.

    Except in the unlikely event that he is worse than minor good
    as defined by Goddess, the Dalai Lama is an a.s.r.

    Thus from the above the Dalai Lama is now an
    honourary Catholic and an honourary Ph.D.

    For my recent and ongoing progress see alt.religion.druid ,
    For older background material see my Salmon on the Thorns page.

    The above wasn't true when posted but now should be. As
    reported on the thread "coverage stronger by belief" on
    alt.religion.druid, the assisted shaktipat is complete
    as of 1009 UTC July 9, 2023, and has granted the Dalai
    Lama, Pope Francis, and many others a wide range of
    avatar type abilities including the primary siddhi (which
    differs from one primary avatar type to another; that
    for Jesus was probably healer special ability, which
    is not included in this case) of matchmaking special ability.

    I tried again after having to replace the term avatar type
    with oootw as described on the "doubts" thread on
    alt.religion.druid .

    The assisted shaktipat should now be complete as of
    0351 UTC/GMT July 11, 2023.

    However I am getting very few hits on my web page and no
    feedback yet on alt.religion.druid , so it could be that
    this latest attempt also failed and that I will have
    to try again.

    --
    https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "This could be the final breath; This is life and death;
    This is hard rock and water; Out here between wind and flame;
    Between tears and elation; Lies a secret nation" (Ron Hynes)

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