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Tonight I divined by perineum click divination that I will not
get the following material from my four components (global
new age onset magickal workings):

1. funnel
2. Sarah stuff
3. popthroughs
4a. healing circle prescriptions
4b. global species balance
4c. sudden magickal evolution

but that the (4d) assisted shaktipat would occur, and supposedly it
has occurred, and the recipients now have all of my special
abilities plus any they had which I do not have, plus
matchmaking ability which I did have but currently do not
have, though perhaps it will return to me eventually.

Through the assisted shaktipat
probably over a million recipients have gotten all of my special abilities. First ALL ordained (or updated the ordination of if it has already
ordained some) some in ghominid, gnonhominidsimian, gcross
if any, galien if any, and gcetacean, where the prefix g means
in my global region, and cross means a cross between alien and hominid.
Those so ordained are a subset of the assisted shaktipat recipients.
By assisted I mean assisted by ALL. Probably Jesus’s apostles
and maybe others at the time received assisted shaktipat from
Jesus, and I think that Jesus may have had a healing siddhi (paranormal
power) whereas last month I had a matchmaking siddhi. That
faded by the March full moon but perhaps it will return, and
the assisted shaktipat recipients have gotten it even if it doesn’t
return to me.

Here is a detailed list of assisted shaktipat recipients, edited from a past newsgroup post:

1. those ordained by ALL, other than me if I am so ordained. This includes
some non-religious individuals.
2. those ordained by human(s) to bishop level (or above) or equivalent (the lowest level that can ordain to levels below him or her) and women at priest level (or equivalent) in religions that do not ordain women to bishop level
or equivalent, and women at deacon and Mother Superior levels (or equivalent) in religions that do not ordain women to priest level or equivalent
3. those who think they are major religious figures and are so thought by at least 210 others (some who don’t meet that number may be included in
category 1 above)
4. those who do not think they are major religious figures but are thought to be by at least 1700 others
5. those who have received at least 4055 words of my writing and/or speaking
6. some non-religious: best-selling authors, university presidents,
university
vice-presidents, university deans, university heads of departments, country leaders and vice/deputy leaders, federal cabinet members, state/province leaders, mayors of cities of more than a million, those with doctorates in philosophy, religious studies/theology, mythology, or folklore
7. some of my close relatives, some people who have influenced me greatly,
the current Secretary General of the UN, and some women I am greatly
attracted to
8. those now on the International Space Station

The above numbers are for ghominid, gcross if any, and galien if any. Equivalent numbers for gcetacean are 1/10 of the above numbers, and
equivalent numbers for gnonhominidsimian are 1/20 of the above numbers, and
it is doubtful that any in those categories have been relayed any of my words yet, though that may be possible through telepathy if that exists.
(Also I may have included some gcetacean and gnonhominidsimian
political leaders; I will have to check my old notebooks for that
eventually.)

The criteria for ordination by ALL were:
1. ability,
2. knowledge,
3. experience,
4. goodness measure as defined by ALL, and
5. subconscious interview conducted by ALL,

and do not require the one ordained to worship ALL.

--
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And if I shed a tear I won’t cage it/I won’t fear love
And if I feel a rage I won’t deny it/I won’t fear love" (Sarah McLachlan)

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On Apr 24, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.22703D600D241B7070000867A2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):

Tonight I divined by perineum click divination that I will not
get the following:

1. funnel
2. Sarah stuff
3. popthroughs
4. healing circle prescriptions
5. global species balance
6. sudden magickal evolution

but that the assisted shaktipat would occur, and supposedly it
has occurred, and the recipients now have all of my special
abilities plus any they had which I do not have, plus
matchmaking ability which I did have but currently do not
have, though perhaps it will return to me.

It did not occur yet, I think since I forget to check to see
if my list of recipients was still OK.

Through the assisted shaktipat
probably over a million recipients have gotten all of my special abilities.

and all of my special connections

First ALL ordained (or updated the ordination of if it has already
ordained some) some in ghominid, gnonhominidsimian, gcross
if any, galien if any, and gcetacean, where the prefix g means
in my global region, and cross means a cross between alien and hominid.
Those so ordained are a subset of the assisted shaktipat recipients.
By assisted I mean assisted by ALL. Probably Jesus’s apostles
and maybe others at the time received assisted shaktipat from
Jesus, and I think that Jesus may have had a healing siddhi (paranormal power) whereas last month I had a matchmaking siddhi. That
faded by the March full moon but perhaps it will return, and
the assisted shaktipat recipients have gotten it even if it doesn’t
return to me.

Here is a detailed list of assisted shaktipat recipients, edited from a past newsgroup post:

1. those ordained by ALL, other than me if I am so ordained
2. those ordained by human(s) to bishop level (or above) or equivalent (the lowest level that can ordain to levels below him or her) and women at priest level (or equivalent) in religions that do not ordain women to bishop level or equivalent, and women at deacon and Mother Superior levels (or equivalent) in religions that do not ordain women to priest level or equivalent

Also cetaceans ordained to priest level or above by cetacean(s) and nonhominidsimians ordained to priest level or above by
nonhominidsimian(s if those exist (I suspect they do for
cetaceans at least).

3. those who think they are major religious figures and are so thought by at least 210 others (some who don’t meet that number may be included in category 1 above)

I have to increase that number to 600.

4. those who do not think they are major religious figures but are thought to be by at least 1700 others

I have to increase that number to 4000.

5. those who have received at least 4055 words of my writing and/or speaking

I have to increase that to 7000 words.

6. some atheists: best-selling authors, university presidents, university vice-presidents, university deans, university heads of departments, country leaders and vice/deputy leaders, federal cabinet members, state/province leaders, mayors of cities of more than a million, those with doctorates in philosophy, religious studies/theology, mythology, or folklore

make that non-religious, not just atheists

7. some of my close relatives, some people who have influenced me greatly, the current Secretary General of the UN, and some women I am greatly attracted to
8. those now on the International Space Station

The above numbers are for ghominid, gcross if any, and galien if any. Equivalent numbers for gcetacean are 1/10 of the above numbers, and equivalent numbers for gnonhominidsimian are 1/20 of the above numbers, and it is doubtful that any in those categories have been relayed any of my words yet, though that may be possible through telepathy if that exists.
Also I may have included some gcetacean and gnonhominidsimian
political leaders; I will have to check my old notebooks for that
eventually.

With the above corrections I will try again and follow up
again when the assisted shaktipat supposedly has occurred.

--
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And if I shed a tear I won’t cage it/I won’t fear love
And if I feel a rage I won’t deny it/I won’t fear love" (Sarah McLachlan)

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On Apr 25, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2271569C0D66061F70000867A2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):

With the above corrections I will try again and follow up
again when the assisted shaktipat supposedly has occurred.

Ordination by ALL occurred between 0250 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019
to 0439 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019. At about 0435 GMT/UTC I
felt a rush/slap on my head and divined by perineum click
divination that that meant that I was ordained by ALL. Supposedly
others ordained by ALL would have had a similar experience.

ALL then expanded the descriptive list of assisted shaktipat
recipient into a list of individuals by 0519 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019.

Then ALL delivered the assisted shaktipat to the recipients
by 0554 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019.

Then ALL released the assisted shaktipat recipients (but not me
yet) from the low years by 0602 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019.

I then did a heart chakra radiation to all the recipients and
tried to cause their heart chakras to radiate to one another
and to me and then to radiate to all of gdnabasedspecies.
I then did a handshake association of all the recipients
with Gaia the Earth. I then did a mesh handshake imagining
links from each of the recipients and me to each other of
the recipients and me. This was complete by 0608 GMT.

Then supposedly ALL delivered a perineum click or analogy
immediately followed by a shakti/kundalini buzz/rush to
each of the recipients by 0620 GMT/UTC April 25, 2019.

There are over a million recipients, and the number of the
recipients ordained by ALL is greater than the number
of recipients who are not ordained by ALL.

The recipients should now have all of my special abilities
and special connections, plus any they had which I do
not have, plus matchmaking ability which I have had
but currently do not have, though I hope it will return.
Also many of them have specialized training which will
allow them to make good use of the abilities and
connections.

--
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And if I shed a tear I won’t cage it/I won’t fear love
And if I feel a rage I won’t deny it/I won’t fear love" (Sarah McLachlan)

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On Apr 25, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2271569C0D66061F70000867A2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):

On Apr 24, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2270378D0D22BE1470000867A2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):

Tonight I divined by perineum click divination that I will not
get the following:

1. funnel
2. Sarah stuff
3. popthroughs
4. healing circle prescriptions
5. global species balance
6. sudden magickal evolution

but that the assisted shaktipat would occur, and supposedly it
has occurred, and the recipients now have all of my special
abilities plus any they had which I do not have, plus
matchmaking ability which I did have but currently do not
have, though perhaps it will return to me.

It did not occur yet, I think since I forget to check to see
if my list of recipients was still OK.

This morning wu dao posted to alt.philosophy.taoism saying that
he had not received a perineum click, and this afternoon I
divined by perineum click divination that the assisted shaktipat
had not occurred yet but that it was accepted by ALL with
further modifications to the list of recipients which I will insert
below.

Through the assisted shaktipat
probably over a million recipients have gotten all of my special abilities.

and all of my special connections

First ALL ordained (or updated the ordination of if it has already
ordained some) some in ghominid, gnonhominidsimian, gcross
if any, galien if any, and gcetacean, where the prefix g means
in my global region, and cross means a cross between alien and hominid. Those so ordained are a subset of the assisted shaktipat recipients.
By assisted I mean assisted by ALL. Probably Jesus’s apostles
and maybe others at the time received assisted shaktipat from
Jesus, and I think that Jesus may have had a healing siddhi (paranormal power) whereas last month I had a matchmaking siddhi. That
faded by the March full moon but perhaps it will return, and
the assisted shaktipat recipients have gotten it even if it doesn’t return to me.

Here is a detailed list of assisted shaktipat recipients, edited from a past
newsgroup post:

1. those ordained by ALL, other than me if I am so ordained

This is still OK.

2. those ordained by human(s) to bishop level (or above) or equivalent (the lowest level that can ordain to levels below him or her) and women at priest
level (or equivalent) in religions that do not ordain women to bishop level or equivalent, and women at deacon and Mother Superior levels (or equivalent)
in religions that do not ordain women to priest level or equivalent

Also cetaceans ordained to priest level or above by cetacean(s) and nonhominidsimians ordained to priest level or above by
nonhominidsimian(s) if those exist (I suspect they do for
cetaceans at least).

This is still OK. I considered adding priest level for
small religions but that was rejected by ALL, but many
in that category are included in category 1 above.

3. those who think they are major religious figures and are so thought by at
least 210 others (some who don’t meet that number may be included in category 1 above)

I have to increase that number to 600.

I have to increase that number to 1000.

4. those who do not think they are major religious figures but are thought to
be by at least 1700 others

I have to increase that number to 4000.

I have to increase that number to 20,000

5. those who have received at least 4055 words of my writing and/or speaking

I have to increase that to 7000 words.

I have to increase that to 10,000 words.

6. some atheists: best-selling authors, university presidents, university vice-presidents, university deans, university heads of departments, country leaders and vice/deputy leaders, federal cabinet members, state/province leaders, mayors of cities of more than a million, those with doctorates in philosophy, religious studies/theology, mythology, or folklore

make that non-religious, not just atheists

This is OK.

7. some of my close relatives, some people who have influenced me greatly, the current Secretary General of the UN, and some women I am greatly attracted to

I cannot include my close relatives except the one who has
influenced me greatly.

8. those now on the International Space Station

I expand that to any living humans who are in space
or who have ever been in space.

The above numbers are for ghominid, gcross if any, and galien if any. Equivalent numbers for gcetacean are 1/10 of the above numbers, and

Make that 1/20.

equivalent numbers for gnonhominidsimian are 1/20 of the above numbers, and

Make that 1/50.

it is doubtful that any in those categories have been relayed any of my words
yet, though that may be possible through telepathy if that exists.
Also I may have included some gcetacean and gnonhominidsimian
political leaders; I will have to check my old notebooks for that eventually.

I am sure I included some gcetacean political leaders (pod or even
superpod leaders) but I don’t remember the number of followers
required, so I will set it now at 50, and the equivalent number
for nonhominidsimian ar 25.

Also I did include Reiki Masters, Qi Gong Masters, and
martial arts Masters, and now add to that yoga teachers
(some of whom are known as gurus) who train other yoga
teachers and therapeutic touch practitioners who train other
therapeutic touch practitioners. I also add exorcists.

And in major religious figures in the above list I included avatar,
avatar type, buddha, buddha type, christ, christ type,
messiah, messiah type, guru, major druid, major shaman,
major medicine person, major witch and maybe other
terms I have forgotten. Also the person considering
them to be major religious figures have to consider
them to be major religious figures with respect to
that person. Also any actual living avatar types and
devi types (perhaps cetacean) other than me and
Sarah McLachlan would be included even if they don’t
meet the numbers, but I think I am probably the only
living avatar type.

I will follow up again once the assisted shaktipat has
supposedly occurred, and if this attempt fails I will
give up on it until I am out of the low years, which might
not be for another couple of years.

--
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And if I shed a tear I won’t cage it/I won’t fear love
And if I feel a rage I won’t deny it/I won’t fear love" (Sarah McLachlan)

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On Apr 26, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2273A0F90DEF756470000867A2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):

I will follow up again once the assisted shaktipat has
supposedly occurred, and if this attempt fails I will
give up on it until I am out of the low years, which might
not be for another couple of years.

ALL did or updated the ordination by it of some in ghominid,
gnonhominidsimian, gcross if any, galien if any, and gcetacean
from 2048 GMT April 26, 2019 to 0207 GMT April 27, 2019.

ALL expanded the descriptive list of assisted shaktipat
recipients into a list of individuals from 0209 GMT April 27
to 0632 GMT April 27, 2019.

ALL delivered the assisted shaktipat to the recipients from
0606 GMT to 0814 GMT April 27, 2019.

ALL released the assisted shaktipat recipients (but not me yet)
from the low years by 0820 GMT April 27, 2019.

I did the heart chakra radiation/handshake association with
Gaia the Earth/mesh handshake visualizations again
by 0827 GMT April 27, 2019.

I now define (P) as a perineum click or analogy (analogy possibly
for cetaceans) immediately followed by a shakti/kundalini
buzz/rush.

ALL will deliver (P) to the recipients in three stages.

First stage: assisted shaktipat recipients who are cetacean,
nonhominidsimian, or in tribal religions, shamanistic religions,
traditional native spirituality, traditional paganism, neopaganism,
heathenism, pantheism, animism, Stregheria, Chinese folk
religion (and similar), Satanism, magick (when it is the primary
belief system), newage, vooodoo, hoodoo, santeria, Gaianism,
fusion of any of the above with another religion, individual/eclectic,
or unitarian universalist. This supposedly occurred at
0849 GMT April 27, 2019.

After this post I will post any further updates just to
alt.philosophy.taoism (I am not Taoist but have gotten
some good feedback there) so check that group for
the thread “assisted shaktipat” if you are interested
in the second and third stages. However I will
respond to any questions on here and would welcome
any reports of anyone having experienced (P).

OK, now I will get some sleep.

--
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And if I shed a tear I won’t cage it/I won’t fear love
And if I feel a rage I won’t deny it/I won’t fear love" (Sarah McLachlan)

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ALL delivered a perineum click immediately followed by a
shakti/kundalini buzz/rush/wave to all the non-religious
assisted shaktipat recipients at 0033 GMT/UTC May 13, 2019.
This might include a few of you, including any who have
read at least 10,000 words of my writing. Follow up
if you experienced the effect I described.

--
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Goin' away far across the sea/But I'll be back for you/I'm gonna tell
you everything I know/Baby, everything is true” (Van Morrison)

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On May 12, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2288F82B12EFF14F70000867A2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):

ALL delivered a perineum click immediately followed by a
shakti/kundalini buzz/rush/wave to all the non-religious
assisted shaktipat recipients at 0033 GMT/UTC May 13, 2019.
This might include a few of you, including any who have
read at least 10,000 words of my writing. Follow up
if you experienced the effect I described.

The lack of followups indicates that the above is probably a fake.

--
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Goin' away far across the sea/But I'll be back for you/I'm gonna tell
you everything I know/Baby, everything is true” (Van Morrison)

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