• How long must I wait for you?

    From Zersterer@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jul 12 03:31:20 2024
    Chapter 1

    Flip out king and queen. Much of your discourse is fatal shock and
    retribution for conversation you didn't understand. You go to hell and
    back in a matter of plenty blood vessels. One half we are chatting, the
    next you are in a bull rush to meet me and subdue.

    Flip out king and queen. If it weren't for my ability to defuse a
    situation I'd be minus a few more teeth than the crooked one the dentist pulled. It leaves me feeling flat. Some of you I can take, others are
    fat sumo wrestlers coming at me.

    After the fact, I hate you even though I pretend to be fine. You
    simpleton! You never knew me.

    What I'm getting at is this has left me vulnerable and cagy. I don't particularly like your presence but often am forced to grin and bear it.
    I don't see this in other people. When I am on the phone with you I
    have no fear. I can chop you down like a cherry tree. It's your
    physical presence and its proximity that get me seemingly no matter how
    dull in the teeth you are. You are Mega Man.

    And now you meme your addiction.

    Burned. Got burned. Got sizzled. Didn't get tied.

    Enough about you. Let's focus on me for awhile. I'm a 25 year old
    German language scholar. I started learning German as a wee lad at age
    9. Now I'm, how do you call it? Fluent.

    Chapter 2

    I was on the other side of the bars. The window. Chowing down on my commissary bought California cheeseburger and drinking a fine $2 bottle
    of Pepsi. You were there to interview me. To take notes and see if I
    was worth going out on a limb for. But I lost my cool when you asked me
    what I thought was my best feature. I've been asked this a thousand
    times and I always tell them, my intelligence. Here you were and I was
    at the end of my rope. I told you my best feature was "Immersion."
    When you stared like a dull-eyed doe, I explained, "I can lose myself in
    a video game." And you were like, "Yeah, whatever." I was walking on eggshells the rest of the interview. I can't talk rationally to a
    person who treats me like that. Maybe I should have thrown my chair
    against the wall. But that Pepsi was so goddamn good.

    Chapter 3

    I made two discoveries before writing this to you. 1) I can kill enough monsters to get aggressively powerful if I wander the city like I
    wandered the castle. I have this idea that after unlocking all the
    doors and barging in that the population goes down. I leave the
    Rodentia and Arachnids and the humanoids to their homes in order to
    provide a feeling of safety to the recently battered peeps. 2) I can
    create collisions in chess by holding off on skirmishes, saving them
    like the board was a refrigerator full of Mickey Mouse contraptions.
    This is a skill necessary to learn to advance above what I have.

    Chapter 4

    I've been looking for the solution to my chess ills and I think this is
    it. My game was linear up to this point, chasing guys around the board,
    never knowing how to set up the bomb. I just figured it out, and as I
    write this missive to you, to open your eyes that I have been wasting
    your time with my previous messages. Maybe this will work out and do
    what I want it to.

    Chapter 5

    I've been looking for this solution to my video game ills and I think
    this is it. My guys would basically get in exile as they wandered
    further and further from home base always searching for orcs to
    obliterate and wizards to wreck. Now, I have an almost unlimited supply
    of evil to vanquish.

    Chapter 6

    When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith. I could have said
    my intelligence is my best feature, but how can I expect you to
    experience the intelligence inside my mind? I feel it is an invasion of
    my person when you nag me with "You must be really smart." from your
    quarters. It was a leap of faith that did not pay off, because you
    obviously didn't understand why that was a positive feature. It's
    because here I am inside your head in this missive because I immersed
    myself in your ichor, that trail of slime you left the last day I saw
    you when you decided to throw me under the bus.

    Chapter 7

    Full OCP cyber technology state of the art destructive capabilities
    commanded by a unique combination of software and organic systems

    Chapter 8

    A negative of chess is that many opponents are rude assholes. I learned
    to castle in the first year I learned chess. I castle often and I
    usually castle. I go up against this mad master and he has to
    complement me every time I castle. Too many times. Castling is like
    magic in the game. Far be it from me to be less than a wizard in a game
    with magic. My favorite role is the battlemage, a mastery of magic
    paired with a deadly wood and metal quarterstaff. I know how to castle
    and I don't need you to tell me it's a good move. Save that for the
    mundane plays that are better than usual, please.

    Chapter 9

    | |
    | |

    horsheshoe, magnet

    solve difficult problems to get great items,

    the wizard's uncle

    Chapter 10

    This is because of your Confusestry.

    My what?

    You play obscure variations in Chess, so they got their computer chess
    players to take you on. They can't waste their minds on unforeseen blabber.

    I am a tactical genius!

    solve difficult problems to get great items,

    the wizard's uncle

    Chapter 11

    Do you have a Bible? I have one on the computer," and tapping the top
    of the laptop, "but it's nice to have one in paper.

    "C'you help me out?"

    "I suppose," and hand him a cigarette in an otherwise empty box.

    "Close that door! Stay out of here!"

    Flip.

    * * *

    People resist being upbraided. I'm sure he'll do or say something
    unclean if I confront him. Still, it is imperative that I confront him
    because it was so wrong. He's been going on and on about Steve and I'm incredibly tired of hearing the same blather way too many times. This
    incident was couched in his right to a certain peace of mind while here.
    But he's bringing in the riff raff himself. I don't interfere with
    his visitation, where does he get the notion that he can shout at the
    people who visit me?

    "How am I supposed to get my Bible if Steve can't come in?"

    "If you could just refrain from shouting at my guests..."

    He doesn't respond either time.

    After a few he gets up, indignant, and walks out the door. Here it
    comes...

    He goes off and fingerbangs my gutterslut and does what he pleases while
    I sit and chew on my fingernails.. Obviously she likes being shouted at.

    I _don't_ want to talk to him.

    "bullshitbullshitbullshit"

    "Oh really?"

    "repeats bullshit," and I know it's a lie that he needs to get through
    for his manhood. No one gets that excited about repeating something
    unless they are lying through their teeth.

    I lie, "I'll go find out."

    I get the verification about the coupling from an information broker.

    I'm so through with her. I'll have to put up with him for awhile,
    pretending to be amiable. Revenge is a dish best served cold. It's not
    a love triangle, it's a love pentagon. Her socially accepted boyfriend
    meets me in the woods and we exchange his and byes. Maybe he's getting
    fed up with her too.

    According to Jameson, I have to steel myself to leave them both alone, I
    learn while browsing for terminology. I'll leave this document
    somewhere because people have to know that I don't tolerate abusive
    cheating. Come next week she's going to be standing close to me saying
    Please Please Please. However, the actual target is a peaceful midget.
    I may only spray him with shaving cream and give him a wedgie. Where it
    gets interesting is that I must not miss. A bird in the hand is worth
    two in the bush.

    Chapter 12

    When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith. I could have said anything. What do you care for anyways? I told you it was the first
    time I'd revealed that side of my nature and that should count for
    something but it DIDN'T. Worst interview of all time.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Zersterer@21:1/5 to Zersterer on Fri Jul 12 07:17:10 2024
    Zersterer wrote:
    Chapter 1

    Flip out king and queen.  Much of your discourse is fatal shock and retribution for conversation you didn't understand.  You go to hell and
    back in a matter of plenty blood vessels.  One half we are chatting, the next you are in a bull rush to meet me and subdue.

    Flip out king and queen.  If it weren't for my ability to defuse a
    situation I'd be minus a few more teeth than the crooked one the dentist pulled.  It leaves me feeling flat.  Some of you I can take, others are
    fat sumo wrestlers coming at me.

    After the fact, I hate you even though I pretend to be fine.  You simpleton!  You never knew me.

    What I'm getting at is this has left me vulnerable and cagy.  I don't particularly like your presence but often am forced to grin and bear it.
     I don't see this in other people.  When I am on the phone with you I
    have no fear.  I can chop you down like a cherry tree.  It's your
    physical presence and its proximity that get me seemingly no matter how
    dull in the teeth you are.  You are Mega Man.

    And now you meme your addiction.

    Burned.  Got burned. Got sizzled. Didn't get tied.

    Enough about you.  Let's focus on me for awhile.  I'm a 25 year old
    German language scholar.  I started learning German as a wee lad at age
    9.  Now I'm, how do you call it?  Fluent.

    Chapter 2

    I was on the other side of the bars.  The window.  Chowing down on my commissary bought California cheeseburger and drinking a fine $2 bottle
    of Pepsi.  You were there to interview me.  To take notes and see if I
    was worth going out on a limb for.  But I lost my cool when you asked me what I thought was my best feature.  I've been asked this a thousand
    times and I always tell them, my intelligence.  Here you were and I was
    at the end of my rope.  I told you my best feature was "Immersion." When
    you stared like a dull-eyed doe, I explained, "I can lose myself in a
    video game."  And you were like, "Yeah, whatever."  I was walking on eggshells the rest of the interview.  I can't talk rationally to a
    person who treats me like that.  Maybe I should have thrown my chair
    against the wall.  But that Pepsi was so goddamn good.

    Chapter 3

    I made two discoveries before writing this to you.  1) I can kill enough monsters to get aggressively powerful if I wander the city like I
    wandered the castle.  I have this idea that after unlocking all the
    doors and barging in that the population goes down.  I leave the
    Rodentia and Arachnids and the humanoids to their homes in order to
    provide a feeling of safety to the recently battered peeps.  2) I can
    create collisions in chess by holding off on skirmishes, saving them
    like the board was a refrigerator full of Mickey Mouse contraptions.
    This is a skill necessary to learn to advance above what I have.

    Chapter 4

    I've been looking for the solution to my chess ills and I think this is
    it.  My game was linear up to this point, chasing guys around the board, never knowing how to set up the bomb.  I just figured it out, and as I
    write this missive to you, to open your eyes that I have been wasting
    your time with my previous messages.  Maybe this will work out and do
    what I want it to.

    Chapter 5

    I've been looking for this solution to my video game ills and I think
    this is it.  My guys would basically get in exile as they wandered
    further and further from home base always searching for orcs to
    obliterate and wizards to wreck.  Now, I have an almost unlimited supply
    of evil to vanquish.

    Chapter 6

    When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith.  I could have said
    my intelligence is my best feature, but how can I expect you to
    experience the intelligence inside my mind?  I feel it is an invasion of
    my person when you nag me with "You must be really smart." from your quarters.  It was a leap of faith that did not pay off, because you obviously didn't understand why that was a positive feature.  It's
    because here I am inside your head in this missive because I immersed
    myself in your ichor, that trail of slime you left the last day I saw
    you when you decided to throw me under the bus.

    Chapter 7

    Full OCP cyber technology state of the art destructive capabilities
    commanded by a unique combination of software and organic systems

    Chapter 8

    A negative of chess is that many opponents are rude assholes.  I learned
    to castle in the first year I learned chess.  I castle often and I
    usually castle.  I go up against this mad master and he has to
    complement me every time I castle.  Too many times.  Castling is like
    magic in the game.  Far be it from me to be less than a wizard in a game with magic.  My favorite role is the battlemage, a mastery of magic
    paired with a deadly wood and metal quarterstaff.  I know how to castle
    and I don't need you to tell me it's a good move.  Save that for the
    mundane plays that are better than usual, please.

    Chapter 9

       |     |
        |   |

    horsheshoe, magnet

    solve difficult problems to get great items,

    the wizard's uncle

    Chapter 10

    This is because of your Confusestry.

    My what?

    You play obscure variations in Chess, so they got their computer chess players to take you on.  They can't waste their minds on unforeseen
    blabber.

    I am a tactical genius!

    solve difficult problems to get great items,

    the wizard's uncle

    Chapter 11

    Do you have a Bible?  I have one on the computer," and tapping the top
    of the laptop, "but it's nice to have one in paper.

    "C'you help me out?"

    "I suppose," and hand him a cigarette in an otherwise empty box.

    "Close that door!  Stay out of here!"

    Flip.

       * * *

    People resist being upbraided.  I'm sure he'll do or say something
    unclean if I confront him.  Still, it is imperative that I confront him because it was so wrong.  He's been going on and on about Steve and I'm incredibly tired of hearing the same blather way too many times.  This incident was couched in his right to a certain peace of mind while here.
     But he's bringing in the riff raff himself.  I don't interfere with
    his visitation, where does he get the notion that he can shout at the
    people who visit me?

    "How am I supposed to get my Bible if Steve can't come in?"

    "If you could just refrain from shouting at my guests..."

    He doesn't respond either time.

    After a few he gets up, indignant, and walks out the door.  Here it
    comes...

    He goes off and fingerbangs my gutterslut and does what he pleases while
    I sit and chew on my fingernails..  Obviously she likes being shouted at.

    I _don't_ want to talk to him.

    "bullshitbullshitbullshit"

    "Oh really?"

    "repeats bullshit," and I know it's a lie that he needs to get through
    for his manhood.  No one gets that excited about repeating something
    unless they are lying through their teeth.

    I lie, "I'll go find out."

    I get the verification about the coupling from an information broker.

    I'm so through with her.  I'll have to put up with him for awhile, pretending to be amiable.  Revenge is a dish best served cold.  It's not
    a love triangle, it's a love pentagon.  Her socially accepted boyfriend meets me in the woods and we exchange his and byes.  Maybe he's getting
    fed up with her too.

    According to Jameson, I have to steel myself to leave them both alone, I learn while browsing for terminology.  I'll leave this document
    somewhere because people have to know that I don't tolerate abusive cheating.  Come next week she's going to be standing close to me saying Please Please Please.  However, the actual target is a peaceful midget.
    I may only spray him with shaving cream and give him a wedgie.  Where it gets interesting is that I must not miss.  A bird in the hand is worth
    two in the bush.

    Chapter 12

    When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith.  I could have said anything.  What do you care for anyways?  I told you it was the first
    time I'd revealed that side of my nature and that should count for
    something but it DIDN'T.  Worst interview of all time.

    This is my first book. By querying the populace it was discovered that
    people are looking for a different subject matter.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Zersterer@21:1/5 to Zersterer on Thu Jul 25 14:51:26 2024
    Zersterer wrote:
    Chapter 1

    Flip out king and queen.  Much of your discourse is fatal shock and retribution for conversation you didn't understand.  You go to hell and
    back in a matter of plenty blood vessels.  One half we are chatting, the next you are in a bull rush to meet me and subdue.

    Flip out king and queen.  If it weren't for my ability to defuse a
    situation I'd be minus a few more teeth than the crooked one the dentist pulled.  It leaves me feeling flat.  Some of you I can take, others are
    fat sumo wrestlers coming at me.

    After the fact, I hate you even though I pretend to be fine.  You simpleton!  You never knew me.

    What I'm getting at is this has left me vulnerable and cagy.  I don't particularly like your presence but often am forced to grin and bear it.
     I don't see this in other people.  When I am on the phone with you I
    have no fear.  I can chop you down like a cherry tree.  It's your
    physical presence and its proximity that get me seemingly no matter how
    dull in the teeth you are.  You are Mega Man.

    And now you meme your addiction.

    Burned.  Got burned. Got sizzled. Didn't get tied.

    Enough about you.  Let's focus on me for awhile.  I'm a 25 year old
    German language scholar.  I started learning German as a wee lad at age
    9.  Now I'm, how do you call it?  Fluent.

    Chapter 2

    I was on the other side of the bars.  The window.  Chowing down on my commissary bought California cheeseburger and drinking a fine $2 bottle
    of Pepsi.  You were there to interview me.  To take notes and see if I
    was worth going out on a limb for.  But I lost my cool when you asked me what I thought was my best feature.  I've been asked this a thousand
    times and I always tell them, my intelligence.  Here you were and I was
    at the end of my rope.  I told you my best feature was "Immersion." When
    you stared like a dull-eyed doe, I explained, "I can lose myself in a
    video game."  And you were like, "Yeah, whatever."  I was walking on eggshells the rest of the interview.  I can't talk rationally to a
    person who treats me like that.  Maybe I should have thrown my chair
    against the wall.  But that Pepsi was so goddamn good.

    Chapter 3

    I made two discoveries before writing this to you.  1) I can kill enough monsters to get aggressively powerful if I wander the city like I
    wandered the castle.  I have this idea that after unlocking all the
    doors and barging in that the population goes down.  I leave the
    Rodentia and Arachnids and the humanoids to their homes in order to
    provide a feeling of safety to the recently battered peeps.  2) I can
    create collisions in chess by holding off on skirmishes, saving them
    like the board was a refrigerator full of Mickey Mouse contraptions.
    This is a skill necessary to learn to advance above what I have.

    Chapter 4

    I've been looking for the solution to my chess ills and I think this is
    it.  My game was linear up to this point, chasing guys around the board, never knowing how to set up the bomb.  I just figured it out, and as I
    write this missive to you, to open your eyes that I have been wasting
    your time with my previous messages.  Maybe this will work out and do
    what I want it to.

    Chapter 5

    I've been looking for this solution to my video game ills and I think
    this is it.  My guys would basically get in exile as they wandered
    further and further from home base always searching for orcs to
    obliterate and wizards to wreck.  Now, I have an almost unlimited supply
    of evil to vanquish.

    Chapter 6

    When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith.  I could have said
    my intelligence is my best feature, but how can I expect you to
    experience the intelligence inside my mind?  I feel it is an invasion of
    my person when you nag me with "You must be really smart." from your quarters.  It was a leap of faith that did not pay off, because you obviously didn't understand why that was a positive feature.  It's
    because here I am inside your head in this missive because I immersed
    myself in your ichor, that trail of slime you left the last day I saw
    you when you decided to throw me under the bus.

    Chapter 7

    Full OCP cyber technology state of the art destructive capabilities
    commanded by a unique combination of software and organic systems

    Chapter 8

    A negative of chess is that many opponents are rude assholes.  I learned
    to castle in the first year I learned chess.  I castle often and I
    usually castle.  I go up against this mad master and he has to
    complement me every time I castle.  Too many times.  Castling is like
    magic in the game.  Far be it from me to be less than a wizard in a game with magic.  My favorite role is the battlemage, a mastery of magic
    paired with a deadly wood and metal quarterstaff.  I know how to castle
    and I don't need you to tell me it's a good move.  Save that for the
    mundane plays that are better than usual, please.

    Chapter 9

       |     |
        |   |

    horsheshoe, magnet

    solve difficult problems to get great items,

    the wizard's uncle

    Chapter 10

    This is because of your Confusestry.

    My what?

    You play obscure variations in Chess, so they got their computer chess players to take you on.  They can't waste their minds on unforeseen
    blabber.

    I am a tactical genius!

    solve difficult problems to get great items,

    the wizard's uncle

    Chapter 11

    Do you have a Bible?  I have one on the computer," and tapping the top
    of the laptop, "but it's nice to have one in paper.

    "C'you help me out?"

    "I suppose," and hand him a cigarette in an otherwise empty box.

    "Close that door!  Stay out of here!"

    Flip.

       * * *

    People resist being upbraided.  I'm sure he'll do or say something
    unclean if I confront him.  Still, it is imperative that I confront him because it was so wrong.  He's been going on and on about Steve and I'm incredibly tired of hearing the same blather way too many times.  This incident was couched in his right to a certain peace of mind while here.
     But he's bringing in the riff raff himself.  I don't interfere with
    his visitation, where does he get the notion that he can shout at the
    people who visit me?

    "How am I supposed to get my Bible if Steve can't come in?"

    "If you could just refrain from shouting at my guests..."

    He doesn't respond either time.

    After a few he gets up, indignant, and walks out the door.  Here it
    comes...

    He goes off and fingerbangs my gutterslut and does what he pleases while
    I sit and chew on my fingernails..  Obviously she likes being shouted at.

    I _don't_ want to talk to him.

    "bullshitbullshitbullshit"

    "Oh really?"

    "repeats bullshit," and I know it's a lie that he needs to get through
    for his manhood.  No one gets that excited about repeating something
    unless they are lying through their teeth.

    I lie, "I'll go find out."

    I get the verification about the coupling from an information broker.

    I'm so through with her.  I'll have to put up with him for awhile, pretending to be amiable.  Revenge is a dish best served cold.  It's not
    a love triangle, it's a love pentagon.  Her socially accepted boyfriend meets me in the woods and we exchange his and byes.  Maybe he's getting
    fed up with her too.

    According to Jameson, I have to steel myself to leave them both alone, I learn while browsing for terminology.  I'll leave this document
    somewhere because people have to know that I don't tolerate abusive cheating.  Come next week she's going to be standing close to me saying Please Please Please.  However, the actual target is a peaceful midget.
    I may only spray him with shaving cream and give him a wedgie.  Where it gets interesting is that I must not miss.  A bird in the hand is worth
    two in the bush.

    Chapter 12

    When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith.  I could have said anything.  What do you care for anyways?  I told you it was the first
    time I'd revealed that side of my nature and that should count for
    something but it DIDN'T.  Worst interview of all time.

    That roommate is a real playa a backdoor man sounds just like the one
    before him. He's secretly using his phone right now to contact people
    INSIDE the building.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Zersterer@21:1/5 to Zersterer on Thu Jul 25 14:53:21 2024
    Zersterer wrote:
    Zersterer wrote:
    Chapter 1

    Flip out king and queen.  Much of your discourse is fatal shock and
    retribution for conversation you didn't understand.  You go to hell
    and back in a matter of plenty blood vessels.  One half we are
    chatting, the next you are in a bull rush to meet me and subdue.

    Flip out king and queen.  If it weren't for my ability to defuse a
    situation I'd be minus a few more teeth than the crooked one the
    dentist pulled.  It leaves me feeling flat.  Some of you I can take,
    others are fat sumo wrestlers coming at me.

    After the fact, I hate you even though I pretend to be fine.  You
    simpleton!  You never knew me.

    What I'm getting at is this has left me vulnerable and cagy.  I don't
    particularly like your presence but often am forced to grin and bear
    it.   I don't see this in other people.  When I am on the phone with
    you I have no fear.  I can chop you down like a cherry tree.  It's
    your physical presence and its proximity that get me seemingly no
    matter how dull in the teeth you are.  You are Mega Man.

    And now you meme your addiction.

    Burned.  Got burned. Got sizzled. Didn't get tied.

    Enough about you.  Let's focus on me for awhile.  I'm a 25 year old
    German language scholar.  I started learning German as a wee lad at
    age 9.  Now I'm, how do you call it?  Fluent.

    Chapter 2

    I was on the other side of the bars.  The window.  Chowing down on my
    commissary bought California cheeseburger and drinking a fine $2
    bottle of Pepsi.  You were there to interview me.  To take notes and
    see if I was worth going out on a limb for.  But I lost my cool when
    you asked me what I thought was my best feature.  I've been asked this
    a thousand times and I always tell them, my intelligence.  Here you
    were and I was at the end of my rope.  I told you my best feature was
    "Immersion." When you stared like a dull-eyed doe, I explained, "I can
    lose myself in a video game."  And you were like, "Yeah, whatever."  I
    was walking on eggshells the rest of the interview.  I can't talk
    rationally to a person who treats me like that.  Maybe I should have
    thrown my chair against the wall.  But that Pepsi was so goddamn good.

    Chapter 3

    I made two discoveries before writing this to you.  1) I can kill
    enough monsters to get aggressively powerful if I wander the city like
    I wandered the castle.  I have this idea that after unlocking all the
    doors and barging in that the population goes down.  I leave the
    Rodentia and Arachnids and the humanoids to their homes in order to
    provide a feeling of safety to the recently battered peeps.  2) I can
    create collisions in chess by holding off on skirmishes, saving them
    like the board was a refrigerator full of Mickey Mouse contraptions.
    This is a skill necessary to learn to advance above what I have.

    Chapter 4

    I've been looking for the solution to my chess ills and I think this
    is it.  My game was linear up to this point, chasing guys around the
    board, never knowing how to set up the bomb.  I just figured it out,
    and as I write this missive to you, to open your eyes that I have been
    wasting your time with my previous messages.  Maybe this will work out
    and do what I want it to.

    Chapter 5

    I've been looking for this solution to my video game ills and I think
    this is it.  My guys would basically get in exile as they wandered
    further and further from home base always searching for orcs to
    obliterate and wizards to wreck.  Now, I have an almost unlimited
    supply of evil to vanquish.

    Chapter 6

    When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith.  I could have said
    my intelligence is my best feature, but how can I expect you to
    experience the intelligence inside my mind?  I feel it is an invasion
    of my person when you nag me with "You must be really smart." from
    your quarters.  It was a leap of faith that did not pay off, because
    you obviously didn't understand why that was a positive feature.  It's
    because here I am inside your head in this missive because I immersed
    myself in your ichor, that trail of slime you left the last day I saw
    you when you decided to throw me under the bus.

    Chapter 7

    Full OCP cyber technology state of the art destructive capabilities
    commanded by a unique combination of software and organic systems

    Chapter 8

    A negative of chess is that many opponents are rude assholes.  I
    learned to castle in the first year I learned chess.  I castle often
    and I usually castle.  I go up against this mad master and he has to
    complement me every time I castle.  Too many times.  Castling is like
    magic in the game.  Far be it from me to be less than a wizard in a
    game with magic.  My favorite role is the battlemage, a mastery of
    magic paired with a deadly wood and metal quarterstaff.  I know how to
    castle and I don't need you to tell me it's a good move.  Save that
    for the mundane plays that are better than usual, please.

    Chapter 9

        |     |
         |   |

    horsheshoe, magnet

    solve difficult problems to get great items,

    the wizard's uncle

    Chapter 10

    This is because of your Confusestry.

    My what?

    You play obscure variations in Chess, so they got their computer chess
    players to take you on.  They can't waste their minds on unforeseen
    blabber.

    I am a tactical genius!

    solve difficult problems to get great items,

    the wizard's uncle

    Chapter 11

    Do you have a Bible?  I have one on the computer," and tapping the top
    of the laptop, "but it's nice to have one in paper.

    "C'you help me out?"

    "I suppose," and hand him a cigarette in an otherwise empty box.

    "Close that door!  Stay out of here!"

    Flip.

        * * *

    People resist being upbraided.  I'm sure he'll do or say something
    unclean if I confront him.  Still, it is imperative that I confront
    him because it was so wrong.  He's been going on and on about Steve
    and I'm incredibly tired of hearing the same blather way too many
    times.  This incident was couched in his right to a certain peace of
    mind while here.   But he's bringing in the riff raff himself.  I
    don't interfere with his visitation, where does he get the notion that
    he can shout at the people who visit me?

    "How am I supposed to get my Bible if Steve can't come in?"

    "If you could just refrain from shouting at my guests..."

    He doesn't respond either time.

    After a few he gets up, indignant, and walks out the door.  Here it
    comes...

    He goes off and fingerbangs my gutterslut and does what he pleases
    while I sit and chew on my fingernails..  Obviously she likes being
    shouted at.

    I _don't_ want to talk to him.

    "bullshitbullshitbullshit"

    "Oh really?"

    "repeats bullshit," and I know it's a lie that he needs to get through
    for his manhood.  No one gets that excited about repeating something
    unless they are lying through their teeth.

    I lie, "I'll go find out."

    I get the verification about the coupling from an information broker.

    I'm so through with her.  I'll have to put up with him for awhile,
    pretending to be amiable.  Revenge is a dish best served cold.  It's
    not a love triangle, it's a love pentagon.  Her socially accepted
    boyfriend meets me in the woods and we exchange his and byes.  Maybe
    he's getting fed up with her too.

    According to Jameson, I have to steel myself to leave them both alone,
    I learn while browsing for terminology.  I'll leave this document
    somewhere because people have to know that I don't tolerate abusive
    cheating.  Come next week she's going to be standing close to me
    saying Please Please Please.  However, the actual target is a peaceful
    midget. I may only spray him with shaving cream and give him a
    wedgie.  Where it gets interesting is that I must not miss.  A bird in
    the hand is worth two in the bush.

    Chapter 12

    When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith.  I could have said
    anything.  What do you care for anyways?  I told you it was the first
    time I'd revealed that side of my nature and that should count for
    something but it DIDN'T.  Worst interview of all time.

    This is my first book.  By querying the populace it was discovered that people are looking for a different subject matter.

    It looks like the roommate got away without receiving justice or
    retribution for his evil stance and his black eyes. Shouldn't the african-american pass?

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  • From Zersterer@21:1/5 to Zersterer on Thu Jul 25 14:55:55 2024
    Zersterer wrote:
    Zersterer wrote:
    Zersterer wrote:
    Chapter 1

    Flip out king and queen.  Much of your discourse is fatal shock and
    retribution for conversation you didn't understand.  You go to hell
    and back in a matter of plenty blood vessels.  One half we are
    chatting, the next you are in a bull rush to meet me and subdue.

    Flip out king and queen.  If it weren't for my ability to defuse a
    situation I'd be minus a few more teeth than the crooked one the
    dentist pulled.  It leaves me feeling flat.  Some of you I can take,
    others are fat sumo wrestlers coming at me.

    After the fact, I hate you even though I pretend to be fine.  You
    simpleton!  You never knew me.

    What I'm getting at is this has left me vulnerable and cagy.  I don't
    particularly like your presence but often am forced to grin and bear
    it.   I don't see this in other people.  When I am on the phone with
    you I have no fear.  I can chop you down like a cherry tree.  It's
    your physical presence and its proximity that get me seemingly no
    matter how dull in the teeth you are.  You are Mega Man.

    And now you meme your addiction.

    Burned.  Got burned. Got sizzled. Didn't get tied.

    Enough about you.  Let's focus on me for awhile.  I'm a 25 year old
    German language scholar.  I started learning German as a wee lad at
    age 9.  Now I'm, how do you call it?  Fluent.

    Chapter 2

    I was on the other side of the bars.  The window.  Chowing down on my
    commissary bought California cheeseburger and drinking a fine $2
    bottle of Pepsi.  You were there to interview me.  To take notes and
    see if I was worth going out on a limb for.  But I lost my cool when
    you asked me what I thought was my best feature.  I've been asked
    this a thousand times and I always tell them, my intelligence.  Here
    you were and I was at the end of my rope.  I told you my best feature
    was "Immersion." When you stared like a dull-eyed doe, I explained,
    "I can lose myself in a video game."  And you were like, "Yeah,
    whatever."  I was walking on eggshells the rest of the interview.  I
    can't talk rationally to a person who treats me like that.  Maybe I
    should have thrown my chair against the wall.  But that Pepsi was so
    goddamn good.

    Chapter 3

    I made two discoveries before writing this to you.  1) I can kill
    enough monsters to get aggressively powerful if I wander the city
    like I wandered the castle.  I have this idea that after unlocking
    all the doors and barging in that the population goes down.  I leave
    the Rodentia and Arachnids and the humanoids to their homes in order
    to provide a feeling of safety to the recently battered peeps.  2) I
    can create collisions in chess by holding off on skirmishes, saving
    them like the board was a refrigerator full of Mickey Mouse
    contraptions. This is a skill necessary to learn to advance above
    what I have.

    Chapter 4

    I've been looking for the solution to my chess ills and I think this
    is it.  My game was linear up to this point, chasing guys around the
    board, never knowing how to set up the bomb.  I just figured it out,
    and as I write this missive to you, to open your eyes that I have
    been wasting your time with my previous messages.  Maybe this will
    work out and do what I want it to.

    Chapter 5

    I've been looking for this solution to my video game ills and I think
    this is it.  My guys would basically get in exile as they wandered
    further and further from home base always searching for orcs to
    obliterate and wizards to wreck.  Now, I have an almost unlimited
    supply of evil to vanquish.

    Chapter 6

    When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith.  I could have
    said my intelligence is my best feature, but how can I expect you to
    experience the intelligence inside my mind?  I feel it is an invasion
    of my person when you nag me with "You must be really smart." from
    your quarters.  It was a leap of faith that did not pay off, because
    you obviously didn't understand why that was a positive feature.
    It's because here I am inside your head in this missive because I
    immersed myself in your ichor, that trail of slime you left the last
    day I saw you when you decided to throw me under the bus.

    Chapter 7

    Full OCP cyber technology state of the art destructive capabilities
    commanded by a unique combination of software and organic systems

    Chapter 8

    A negative of chess is that many opponents are rude assholes.  I
    learned to castle in the first year I learned chess.  I castle often
    and I usually castle.  I go up against this mad master and he has to
    complement me every time I castle.  Too many times.  Castling is like
    magic in the game.  Far be it from me to be less than a wizard in a
    game with magic.  My favorite role is the battlemage, a mastery of
    magic paired with a deadly wood and metal quarterstaff.  I know how
    to castle and I don't need you to tell me it's a good move.  Save
    that for the mundane plays that are better than usual, please.

    Chapter 9

        |     |
         |   |

    horsheshoe, magnet

    solve difficult problems to get great items,

    the wizard's uncle

    Chapter 10

    This is because of your Confusestry.

    My what?

    You play obscure variations in Chess, so they got their computer
    chess players to take you on.  They can't waste their minds on
    unforeseen blabber.

    I am a tactical genius!

    solve difficult problems to get great items,

    the wizard's uncle

    Chapter 11

    Do you have a Bible?  I have one on the computer," and tapping the
    top of the laptop, "but it's nice to have one in paper.

    "C'you help me out?"

    "I suppose," and hand him a cigarette in an otherwise empty box.

    "Close that door!  Stay out of here!"

    Flip.

        * * *

    People resist being upbraided.  I'm sure he'll do or say something
    unclean if I confront him.  Still, it is imperative that I confront
    him because it was so wrong.  He's been going on and on about Steve
    and I'm incredibly tired of hearing the same blather way too many
    times.  This incident was couched in his right to a certain peace of
    mind while here.   But he's bringing in the riff raff himself.  I
    don't interfere with his visitation, where does he get the notion
    that he can shout at the people who visit me?

    "How am I supposed to get my Bible if Steve can't come in?"

    "If you could just refrain from shouting at my guests..."

    He doesn't respond either time.

    After a few he gets up, indignant, and walks out the door.  Here it
    comes...

    He goes off and fingerbangs my gutterslut and does what he pleases
    while I sit and chew on my fingernails..  Obviously she likes being
    shouted at.

    I _don't_ want to talk to him.

    "bullshitbullshitbullshit"

    "Oh really?"

    "repeats bullshit," and I know it's a lie that he needs to get
    through for his manhood.  No one gets that excited about repeating
    something unless they are lying through their teeth.

    I lie, "I'll go find out."

    I get the verification about the coupling from an information broker.

    I'm so through with her.  I'll have to put up with him for awhile,
    pretending to be amiable.  Revenge is a dish best served cold.  It's
    not a love triangle, it's a love pentagon.  Her socially accepted
    boyfriend meets me in the woods and we exchange his and byes.  Maybe
    he's getting fed up with her too.

    According to Jameson, I have to steel myself to leave them both
    alone, I learn while browsing for terminology.  I'll leave this
    document somewhere because people have to know that I don't tolerate
    abusive cheating.  Come next week she's going to be standing close to
    me saying Please Please Please.  However, the actual target is a
    peaceful midget. I may only spray him with shaving cream and give him
    a wedgie.  Where it gets interesting is that I must not miss.  A bird
    in the hand is worth two in the bush.

    Chapter 12

    When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith.  I could have
    said anything.  What do you care for anyways?  I told you it was the
    first time I'd revealed that side of my nature and that should count
    for something but it DIDN'T.  Worst interview of all time.

    This is my first book.  By querying the populace it was discovered
    that people are looking for a different subject matter.

    It looks like the roommate got away without receiving justice or
    retribution for his evil stance and his black eyes.  Shouldn't the african-american pass?

    These are all really good questions and comments. That the book could
    lead to an amenable forum with no witches hung from trees is the
    comforting atmosphere we need to have in this aspect.

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