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    From Pr. Mandrake@21:1/5 to All on Mon Oct 24 22:09:52 2022
    I've got diabetes again. Spent $50 on Pepsi, gatorade, hostess treats and Oreos. It made me cross the threshold. I'm gonna do it without the hospitals this time. It's like they have an injection of sugar water in one hand and insulin in the other.
    They're not responsible. They lack super powers. It's kind of poor in here. You know that draconian system they give you in jail: eat three meals and no snacks in between. It forces the body into a downward spiral of heavy eating whenever food is
    available. Now I'd like to see me explain that to the dietitian when I see her next. Not going to happen. I'm gonna do it without the hospitals this time. No metformin, no insulin. They outlawed pickles. Pickles have 5 calories apiece. Reserve the
    anti-sodium laws for people who get too much salt. I don't even touch that shit at meals.

    They took away our towels because someone flushed 50 of them down the toilet. They took away our ramen because it's too much salt. They took away our pickles because they are salty and come in glass bottles.

    Where's my compensation?!

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  • From vallor@21:1/5 to Mandrake" on Tue Oct 25 08:32:32 2022
    In <31a8b2bd-6d40-431d-95cd-99f78b46e111n@googlegroups.com>, "Pr.
    Mandrake" <niodoru@hotmail.com> wrote:

    I've got diabetes again. Spent $50 on Pepsi, gatorade, hostess treats
    and Oreos. It made me cross the threshold. I'm gonna do it without the hospitals this time. It's like they have an injection of sugar water in
    one hand and insulin in the other. They're not responsible. They lack
    super powers. It's kind of poor in here. You know that draconian
    system they give you in jail: eat three meals and no snacks in between.
    It forces the body into a downward spiral of heavy eating whenever food
    is available. Now I'd like to see me explain that to the dietitian when
    I see her next. Not going to happen. I'm gonna do it without the
    hospitals this time. No metformin, no insulin. They outlawed pickles. Pickles have 5 calories apiece. Reserve the anti-sodium laws for people
    who get too much salt. I don't even touch that shit at meals.

    They took away our towels because someone flushed 50 of them down the
    toilet. They took away our ramen because it's too much salt. They took
    away our pickles because they are salty and come in glass bottles.

    Where's my compensation?!

    Sorry you're going through all that. Wanted you to know that I read your
    posts with interest. They are very bizarre, but do make some sense within
    the boundaries of the Cosmos.

    Speaking of gaming, you'll not want to miss my post about "Master Chefs".
    I guess they are a reference to "Master Chiefs" from Halo.

    --
    -v

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  • From Pr. Mandrake@21:1/5 to vallor on Tue Oct 25 09:43:02 2022
    On Tuesday, October 25, 2022 at 3:32:34 AM UTC-5, vallor wrote:
    In <31a8b2bd-6d40-431d...@googlegroups.com>, "Pr.
    Mandrake" <nio...@hotmail.com> wrote:

    I've got diabetes again. Spent $50 on Pepsi, gatorade, hostess treats
    and Oreos. It made me cross the threshold. I'm gonna do it without the hospitals this time. It's like they have an injection of sugar water in
    one hand and insulin in the other. They're not responsible. They lack
    super powers. It's kind of poor in here. You know that draconian
    system they give you in jail: eat three meals and no snacks in between.
    It forces the body into a downward spiral of heavy eating whenever food
    is available. Now I'd like to see me explain that to the dietitian when
    I see her next. Not going to happen. I'm gonna do it without the
    hospitals this time. No metformin, no insulin. They outlawed pickles. Pickles have 5 calories apiece. Reserve the anti-sodium laws for people
    who get too much salt. I don't even touch that shit at meals.

    They took away our towels because someone flushed 50 of them down the toilet. They took away our ramen because it's too much salt. They took
    away our pickles because they are salty and come in glass bottles.

    Where's my compensation?!
    Sorry you're going through all that. Wanted you to know that I read your posts with interest. They are very bizarre, but do make some sense within
    the boundaries of the Cosmos.

    Speaking of gaming, you'll not want to miss my post about "Master Chefs".
    I guess they are a reference to "Master Chiefs" from Halo.

    --
    -v

    Thank you. I saw your other post. It reminds me how pirates used to
    let the chef join them from a ship they had acquired and leave the rest
    of the crew behind.

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