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  • and that was only the first punch

    From Pr. Mandrake@21:1/5 to All on Fri Sep 23 18:33:26 2022
    A broken nose can cause pain, and it is common to get a nosebleed. You may have swelling and bruising around your nose and under your eyes. Your nose may look crooked, and you may have trouble breathing through it. Treatment for a broken nose may include
    procedures that realign your nose.

    An extremely mashed nose can cause you to sound like a duck. The scars
    heal after 7-10 days, aligning to the new structure permanently. All your friends will leave you and you will have to make new ones.

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  • From entwickeln14@21:1/5 to Pr. Mandrake on Sun Sep 25 04:48:30 2022
    On Friday, September 23, 2022 at 9:33:26 PM UTC-4, Pr. Mandrake wrote:

    An extremely mashed nose can cause you to sound like a duck.

    Aha. Perhaps that is why that Scottish fellow who used to post here claimed the Americans he saw sounded like ducks--the American tourists prolly all had mashed noses.

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  • From Pr. Mandrake@21:1/5 to All on Mon Sep 26 19:55:27 2022
    On Sunday, September 25, 2022 at 6:48:31 AM UTC-5, entwickeln14 wrote:
    On Friday, September 23, 2022 at 9:33:26 PM UTC-4, Pr. Mandrake wrote:

    An extremely mashed nose can cause you to sound like a duck.
    Aha. Perhaps that is why that Scottish fellow who used to post here claimed the Americans he saw sounded like ducks--the American tourists prolly all had mashed noses.

    I guess it's somewhat common. But I want to assure you
    this guy hit me with everything. That's not necessarily going
    to be the case in other punches in the nose. He hated me
    because of a mutual friend we had. It didn't hurt that much,
    but there was a lot of blood. I kept fighting only to maintain
    my dignity.

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