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  • It's "Reinstatement Day"!...Can ya feel the electricity in the air!

    From jtmpreno@21:1/5 to Siri Cruise on Sat Aug 14 02:50:39 2021
    XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities

    On 8/13/2021 6:30 PM, Siri Cruise wrote:
    In article <sf72cq01kk0@drn.newsguy.com>,
    Miloch <Miloch_member@newsguy.com> wrote:

    It's "Reinstatement Day" — but Trump has yet to be "reinstated" as president

    We open on a shot of the earth with sun rising behind while
    character reporter Plucky Williams speaks in vague but portentous
    tones about the events of the day to come.

    Captain Rapidly Stole is arguing with his wife. He has been
    called in unexpectedly for a trans flight over the Atlantic for
    his airline. This means he will miss his son's graduation
    ceremony for the Donald Youth. His cabin crew will include a
    young liberal wench he has been flirting with him since December,
    though oddly she refuses to kiss him.

    Plucky, to Israel to report on the glorious acquittal and
    reelection of Netanyahu, is also on the flight. Captain Stole is
    called back to the passengers by some clamorous calamity! It
    seems all the republican passengers have disappeared!

    The flight returns to Pigs Knuckle, Arkansas. There they learned
    that Biden has been taken to the Pitt Prison in Hell, Michigan.
    Plucky moves in with Rapidly. His wife and son are also
    disappeared. He doesn't know the whereabouts of his daughter
    Lezzie. The precinct captain stops by and shows a videotape by
    Newt Gingrich. Newt explains the Rupture where all good
    republicans will be taken up to Tallahassee. The earth will be
    ruled by Abbie Hoffman, grandson of Karl Marx for seven days of
    tribulations before a former president comes down to earth from
    his tower to be reinstated.

    We now join Plucky, Rapidly, and Lezzie already in progress.......


    'Rosebud.'



    It is a little-known fact that it is always August 13 in Hell.
    (That is why it is always so hot down there.)

    So if Trump wants to be President again that is where he should go.

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  • From entwickeln14@21:1/5 to jtmpreno on Sat Aug 14 03:57:35 2021
    On Saturday, August 14, 2021 at 5:50:45 AM UTC-4, jtmpreno wrote:
    [...]

    It is a little-known fact that it is always August 13 in Hell.
    (That is why it is always so hot down there.)

    So if Trump wants to be President again that is where he should go.

    Isn't there some small banana republic he can be president to somewhere?

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  • From Siri Cruise@21:1/5 to entwickeln14@gmail.com on Sat Aug 14 04:42:49 2021
    In article
    <1c79d2b0-c888-4476-9206-c06f75f4d7ebn@googlegroups.com>,
    entwickeln14 <entwickeln14@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Saturday, August 14, 2021 at 5:50:45 AM UTC-4, jtmpreno wrote:
    [...]

    It is a little-known fact that it is always August 13 in Hell.
    (That is why it is always so hot down there.)

    So if Trump wants to be President again that is where he should go.

    Isn't there some small banana republic he can be president to somewhere?

    Florida. It's already being run by a defective clone.


    Hush, kids, what's that sound?
    Everybody look what's going down.

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