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  • Self Urination reasoning and admittance worksheet

    From plateshutoverlock@21:1/5 to All on Tue Jul 13 19:35:58 2021
    Self Urination Reasoning and Admittance worksheet v.1

    Put an "X" in all boxes that apply


    I pee my pants

    [_] At least once every year
    [_] At least once every month
    [_] At least once every day
    [_] At least once every hour
    [_] At least once every minute

    I pee my pants because

    [_] I am too lazy to go to the toilet
    [_] Medical problem
    [_] fetish
    [_] I get overly excited about stuff
    [_] Apathy regarding personal hygiene

    And the undergarments I wear are

    [_] Diapers
    [_] Duck taping my pee hole shut
    [_] None, pee should always flow free

    If you pee your self voluntarily:

    [_] Because I am afraid the government will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe [_] I'm afraid the Reptillians will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe
    [_] I'm afraid the Illuminati will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe
    [_] I'm afraid Pennywise will snatch my DNA and use it to create an evil clone of me
    [_] I'm afraid space aliens will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe
    [_] All of the above.

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  • From Nikolai Kingsley@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jul 14 14:48:05 2021
    I pee my pants because

    [_] I am too lazy to go to the toilet
    [_] Medical problem
    [_] fetish
    [_] I get overly excited about stuff
    [_] Apathy regarding personal hygiene

    [_} It's in my contract, and I will never accept a job from that agency
    again

    --
    "If you don't believe in God, you can't believe in heaven.
    And if you don't believe in heaven, you can't believe that
    some people will ROT IN HELL."
    - Rod Quantock

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  • From entwickeln14@21:1/5 to Nikolai Kingsley on Wed Jul 14 04:04:40 2021
    On Wednesday, July 14, 2021 at 12:48:10 AM UTC-4, Nikolai Kingsley wrote:
    I pee my pants because

    [_] I am too lazy to go to the toilet
    [_] Medical problem
    [_] fetish
    [_] I get overly excited about stuff
    [_] Apathy regarding personal hygiene
    [_} It's in my contract, and I will never accept a job from that agency
    again

    And the agency is totally mystified as to why unless you take the time to explain it to them.

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