On 2/16/2018 10:05 PM, a425couple wrote:the murderer.
On 2/16/2018 4:41 PM, CWL013 wrote:
On 2/16/2018 11:42 AM, a425couple wrote:
Sad day, just one indiscretion!
Very, very sad day.
An acquaintance of mine, after 7 years of medical
school and training has been fired for one minor
indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients,
and can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, effort and money. He's still
paying on his school loans. This just goes to
show how one minor mistake can ruin your life.
Thoughts for him and his family. He really is
a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.
son of a bitch
Lucky
A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says,
"Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you
don't bark."
or
Cat Sex
A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, a pyromaniac, and a masochist, are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" said the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted
with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex
again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it
spotted a small brown bear and shot it. A moment later he felt a tap on
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
or
Bear Hunting
Frank was excited about his new rifle so he went bear hunting. He
Hey Stumpy,
if you ask nicely, tomorrow, I'll even tell you a better one!
woof! back channel if it's really weird
On 2/17/2018 3:10 AM, CWL013 wrote:
On 2/16/2018 10:05 PM, a425couple wrote:the murderer.
On 2/16/2018 4:41 PM, CWL013 wrote:
On 2/16/2018 11:42 AM, a425couple wrote:
Sad day, just one indiscretion!
Very, very sad day.
An acquaintance of mine, after 7 years of medical
school and training has been fired for one minor
indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients,
and can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, effort and money. He's still
paying on his school loans. This just goes to
show how one minor mistake can ruin your life.
Thoughts for him and his family. He really is
a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.
son of a bitch
Lucky
A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says,
"Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you
don't bark."
or
Cat Sex
A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, a pyromaniac, and a masochist, are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" said the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted
with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex
again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it
spotted a small brown bear and shot it. A moment later he felt a tap on
There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
or
Bear Hunting
Frank was excited about his new rifle so he went bear hunting. He
his shoulder, turned around and saw a big black bear. The black bear said, "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex." Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another hunting trip
where he found the black bear and shot it. Again, there was tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The
grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Frank. You've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex." Again, Frank
thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take
several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to
the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to
find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, "Admit it
Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Hey Stumpy,
if you ask nicely, tomorrow, I'll even tell you a better one!
woof! back channel if it's really weird
In for a pound, in for a dollar!
Seven Dwarfs
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we
finally get to ask him." The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!" The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?" Dopey looks
up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.
Dopey asks, "Well, do.... do they have nuns in Alaska?"T he Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!" The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well,
uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?" To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part,
Dopey, ask him the last part!" The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more
to your question?"T o which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?" The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska." At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling... "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a
penguin!"
or
Kimmel Halloween
During his Halloween special, Jimmy Kimmel was asking the audience
questions about ghosts. "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a
ghost?" Five people raise their hand. Then he asked, "Who here has ever
SEEN a ghost?" Three people raise their hand. Then he asked "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" One person, an old man raises his
hand. So he goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" The old
man replied, "Oh, it was great! Never had anything like it before!" Jimmy replied, "Really? So the ghost was good?" The old man said, "GHOST? I
thought you said GOAT!"
Wince worthy jokes.Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the
No doubt dug up in a tiime capsule soemwhere.
Brian
Seven Dwarfs
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when
Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, wethe Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start
finally get to ask him." The next day, they are standing in front of
In message <p7dt30$6dc$1@dont-email.me>, Brian G <mildew_spores@blueyonder.co.uk> writes
Wince worthy jokes.Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"
No doubt dug up in a tiime capsule soemwhere.
Brian
Seven Dwarfs
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when
Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him." The next day, they are standing in front ofthe Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!" The Pope
looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"
Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go
ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do.... do they have nuns in Alaska?"T
he Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The
others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey,
ask him the rest!" The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question,
and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"
To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few
black nuns in Alaska, yes." Still not satisfied, the others keep
saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!" The Pope
asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"T o which Dopey
replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?" The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really
don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska." At this, Dopey
turns all kinds of colors, and the others start
laughing, and yelling... "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a
penguin!"
Would have been funny if there had been penguins in the Arctic, but
penguins are in the Antarctic.
Yes. I considered that, but was too lazy to change the story.
This coming Christmas we will be on a cruise down
there. I will rework the joke to fit that trip
properly.
"Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"
Is just too good a punch line to ignore.
In message <p7pggd0bf9@news1.newsguy.com>, a425couple <a425couple@hotmail.com> writes
Yes. I considered that, but was too lazy to change the story.
This coming Christmas we will be on a cruise down
there. I will rework the joke to fit that trip
properly.
"Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"
Is just too good a punch line to ignore.
You could always try New Zealand while you're down there:) <https://www.backpackerguide.nz/5-best-places-to-see-penguins-in-new-zealand/>
Is that where you live?
I'm glad to have you post up on this mostly dead newsgroup.
What are some of your interests?
Meanwhile, our trip is going to be from Santiago Chile,
round Cape Horn with several stops, to Montevideo,
to Buenos Aires, Argentina (& stay a few days).
The penguins are only one of many amusements,
not a specific target.
I enjoy seeing the sights the early famous explorers saw.
Although, I have done some recent reading on Capt. Cook,
whose findings totally changed New Zealand's status.
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