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  • Young love!

    From a425couple@21:1/5 to All on Thu Aug 31 15:13:52 2017
    Lucky Bruce

    Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they
    know they are in love.
    One day they decide that they want to get married, so
    Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

    Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith,
    me and Jenny are in love
    and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

    Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith
    replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10.. Where will you two live?"

    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce
    replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we
    can both fit there nicely."
    Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you
    live? You're not old enough to get a job.
    You'll need to support Jenny."

    Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny
    makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week.
    That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just
    fine."

    Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.

    "Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.
    I just have one more question.
    What will you do if the two of you should have little children
    of your own?"

    Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been
    lucky so far."

    Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable


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  • From Brian G@21:1/5 to a425couple@hotmail.com on Wed Sep 6 08:55:30 2017
    Well the old ones are the best I suppose. I first heard this at a stand up
    open mike night in around 1975.
    It was british-ised of course.
    Brian

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    Please note I am not a sexual predator or an axe murderer,
    and despite some of the fantasies I may write,
    I am only interested in consensual activities
    and role playing, so please no insults,
    as they will be ignored!:-)
    "a425couple" <a425couple@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:ooa1n101cv2@news4.newsguy.com...
    Lucky Bruce

    Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they
    know they are in love.
    One day they decide that they want to get married, so
    Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

    Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith,
    me and Jenny are in love
    and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

    Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith
    replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10.. Where will you two live?"

    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce
    replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we
    can both fit there nicely."
    Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you
    live? You're not old enough to get a job.
    You'll need to support Jenny."

    Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny
    makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week.
    That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just
    fine."

    Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.

    "Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.
    I just have one more question.
    What will you do if the two of you should have little children
    of your own?"

    Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been
    lucky so far."

    Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable


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