Holiday awareness
« on: July 21, 2017, 02:32:46 am »
Holiday Awareness........ If you're going to be out and about during
the holidays, then this message is for you and is intended to help
keep you safe. Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint
study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department
of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are
alcohol related......... This means that the remaining 77% are
caused by the assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda,
juice, energy drinks and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause
three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and
worries about your safety.
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