Some things don't work very well on here i suggest of course it is probably school boy humour.
What super hero lives in sewers and climbes up vertical walls?
Ratman.
Schoolboys can be quite cruel in their humour of course.
The old joke about caveliers and roundheads when taking a pee communally
shows that one.
Jewish folk seem to be the butt of many of these jokes, sadly.
What word does not rhymn with anything?
There are several answers but the real on is orange.
How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know cos
the cannot get the old one out without turning it to the left.
Why is the Whitehose white?
Because nobody could decide of a colour to paint it without upsetting one party or another.
Brian
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Off Topic, hey Brian, here is a try at humor:
"What's white and crawls up your legs?"
When I was a kid, we had a cat like that.
Sebastian was like that, only grey and white.
(So what's the original answer?)
According to Google, "Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice." It's apparently
a word play on Uncle Ben's Converted Rice.
http://www.locowholesale.ca/image/cache/data/Food/rice/joe,s%20pics %20740-500x500.jpg
I've heard funnier jokes.
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