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Loving and Amazing World ·
Posted by
Richard Joseph Strachan

Fri
Graham Martin is in Hospital:

Who the hell is GRAHAM?

Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his
wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?"

Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar note on my privates." He said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in
disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar
note tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."

Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until
further notice...............

credit: Tilan Nimesh

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Well obviously no sense of humour then.
Brian

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Loving and Amazing World ·
Posted by
Richard Joseph Strachan

Fri
Graham Martin is in Hospital:

Who the hell is GRAHAM?

Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hell have you been?"

Graham replies. "I was getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo?" She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar note on my privates." He said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note
tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."

Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until
further notice...............

credit: Tilan Nimesh

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On 2/27/2022 2:10 AM, Brian G wrote:

Well obviously no sense of humour then.
Brian

Right.
A downer for Earth. Wives with no sense of humor.

Somebody should write a story about Putin,
falling into the control of a Ukrainian
(Could be male / female / trans --) who has
no sense of humor about the current invasion.

We hear tell, he has a huge mansion and compound
in the Crimea (seized from Ukraine).
It could start with him ordering that nobody
disturb him and interrupt his planned sexual
encounter in his privat suite, but his plans get hi-jacked
by his Ukrainian butler, or sexy housekeeper.

Among other things, they could give his testes
a 'pressure check' and he screams in pain as
they up the pressure on the testing device,,,,
until "POW" his nut bursts and gets crushed.
They could praise him mightily, that he was indeed
a 'supermasculine' because nobody before had ever
lasted to such high pressure. "Let's try the other ball"!!!!
Ohhh, Ahhhh, so good and high,,", "KAPOWzer"

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On 3/1/2022 9:12 AM, a425couple wrote:

On 2/27/2022 2:10 AM, Brian G wrote:

Well obviously no sense of humour then.
  Brian

Right.
A downer for Earth.  Wives with no sense of humor.

Revised & posted on ASSD.

Has anyone found a good story about Vladimir Putin?
Well, they should!
A couple notes on ideas:

Somebody should write a story about Putin,
falling into the control of a Ukrainian
(Could be male / female / trans --) who has
no sense of humor about the current invasion.

We hear tell, he has a huge mansion and compound
in the Crimea (seized from Ukraine).
It could start with him ordering that nobody
disturb him and interrupt his planned sexual
encounter in his private suite, but his plans get hi-jacked
by his Ukrainian butler, or sexy housekeeper.
(For one idea, go to Google Images and try
Maid in movie Clue )

Among other things, they could give his testes
a 'pressure check' and he screams in pain as
they up the pressure on the testing device,,,,
until "POW" his nut bursts and gets crushed.

As Putin is retching, then barfing into his slipper,
he hears them praising.
That Vladimir was certainly a super stud.
He had the toughest balls we have ever cracked.
Although actually, "crack" is not a real accurate
description. It was more like "Splurish!"

They could praise him mightily, that he was indeed
a 'super masculine' because nobody before had ever
lasted to such high pressure. "Let's try the other ball"!!!!
Ohhh, Ahhhh, so good and high,,", "KAPOWzer"

Will he live long enough for the operation to
clear out the spoiling flesh in his sacks?

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I honestly do not want to go there with Putin. He seems to have fallen into
the trap of believing his own PR, sooner or later he will come to a sticky
end.

Brian

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On 2/27/2022 2:10 AM, Brian G wrote:

Well obviously no sense of humour then.
Brian

Right.
A downer for Earth. Wives with no sense of humor.

Somebody should write a story about Putin,
falling into the control of a Ukrainian
(Could be male / female / trans --) who has
no sense of humor about the current invasion.

We hear tell, he has a huge mansion and compound
in the Crimea (seized from Ukraine).
It could start with him ordering that nobody
disturb him and interrupt his planned sexual
encounter in his privat suite, but his plans get hi-jacked
by his Ukrainian butler, or sexy housekeeper.

Among other things, they could give his testes
a 'pressure check' and he screams in pain as
they up the pressure on the testing device,,,,
until "POW" his nut bursts and gets crushed.
They could praise him mightily, that he was indeed
a 'supermasculine' because nobody before had ever
lasted to such high pressure. "Let's try the other ball"!!!!
Ohhh, Ahhhh, so good and high,,", "KAPOWzer"

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