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1/30. Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an
appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate
had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About
20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak.
2/30. Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl
came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's
a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me
and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with
3/30. Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift
certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought
my sister for her middle school graduation.
4/30. Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between
us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me.
- OHHH MAN, lucky she did not have a gun!!
5/30. Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam.
6/30. Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on
my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is
7/30. Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that
I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents
as their child. I've always hated my sister.
8/30. Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy.
She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in
the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school.
9/30. Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text
messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired.
10/30. Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend,
not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says.
"I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding
i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?"
11/30. Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting
scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could
make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have *** in the bed next to me for
12/30. Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a
test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper
in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom."
13/30. Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got
*****y about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the **** out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me.
14/30. Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her
leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand.
15/30. Today, brand new ****tail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels:
$100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a
mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online
with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless.
16/30. Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick
out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang
it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look
17/30. Today, I came home to find a sock on my bed that I had previously
used to whack off. It had googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read, "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." ------
Sorry, couldn't take another page... If you still care after #17, you're
on your own! x0x
Wait. I meant, *NOT* waste their life ......
TheGreatTurbolio 0 karma12 hours ago
i think karma got that one backwards.... hope the guy who stole the bike
got hit by a bus.
Janicekay221 0 karma1 weeks ago
On the hot water/lemon juice/organic vinegar diet for most of 2016. Lost
24 lbs with barely any effort...amazing! Best diet ever! Posted the merits
on FB and told all my friends...Felt ill following Thanksgiving weekend
and went to ER...turns out I have leukemia.
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