• A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light

    From a425couple@21:1/5 to All on Wed Mar 2 07:52:13 2022
    A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in
    downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up
    alongside of them.
    "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of
    the drunks.

    Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata
    and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

    Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off,
    ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and
    rip yer balls off!"

    Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at
    Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound
    cross enough…

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