A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in
downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up
alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of
the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata
and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off,
ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and
rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at
Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound
cross enough…

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