• JUST USE BIRTH CONTROL: IF YOU DON'T - YOU'LL BE PREGNANT TONIGHT.

    From Intelligent Party@21:1/5 to All on Sat Nov 11 12:38:44 2017
    XPost: alt.politics.usa.congress, alt.politics.usa.constitution, talk.politics.guns

    IF YOU DON'T USE BIRTH CONTROL, YOU'LL BE PREGNANT TONIGHT.

    IF YOU USE THE PULL-OUT METHOD, YOU'LL BE PREGNANT IN 1 YEAR OR LESS.

    IF YOU USE MOST FORMS OF HORMONAL BIRTH CONTROL, YOU'LL BE PREGNANT IN 10 YEARS.

    IF YOU USE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF BIRTH CONTROL CONCURRENTLY, IT'S PROBABLY A LITTLE MORE RISKY THAN DRIVING A CAR.

    IF YOU USE THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF BIRTH CONTROL CONCURRENTLY, YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER GET PREGNANT.

    IF YOU DO GET PREGNANT, THERE IS NO BRAIN IN THE FETUS IN THE FIRST THREE MONTHS,
    AND PROBABLY NO GHOST EITHER. PEOPLE HAVE MEMORIES OF THE WOMB. THESE SAME PEOPLE HAVE MEMORIES OF BEING A GHOST AND THEN BEING IN THE WOMB. IF THERE IS NO
    BRAIN OR GHOST IN THE FETUS, THEN NOT ABORTING IS MAKING THE DECISION TO GET PREGNANT. OBVIOUSLY THE DAY BEFORE THE BABY IS BORN, IT IS JUST TWO PEOPLE ATTACHED, BUT YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO DETACH YOUR BODY, VS. THE ETHICAL REQUIREMENT TO
    THROW SOMEONE A ROPE. CARRYING A BABY WHO EATS YOUR BODY FOR 6 MONTHS IS MORE ONEROUS THAN THROWING SOMEONE A ROPE.

    THERE ARE FOUR OPTIONS FOR BIRTH CONTROL:
    CONDOMS
    PULL-OUT
    DIAPHRAGM OR SPONGE
    HORMONAL OR RHYTHM

    MEN USE CONDOMS AND PULL-OUT.
    WOMEN USE CONDOMS, AND DIAPHRAGM OR SPONGE, AND/OR HORMONAL OR RHYTHM.

    USING CONDOMS AND THE RHYTHM MEANS YOU HAVE SEX ONLY TWO WEEKS OUT OF THE MONTH AND USE CONDOMS. AND ONLY DO ORAL FOR THE OTHER TWO WEEKS.

    IF YOU DO GET PREGNANT PROBABLY RUN TO AN ABORTION CLINIC IN THE FIRST THREE MONTHS, OTHERWISE YOU'RE PROBABLY MAKING THE DECISION TO GET PREGNANT WITH A REAL
    PERSON.

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