(David P.) wrote:--------------------
Costco Introduces New 5-Gallon Family Size Pfizer Vaccine https://babylonbee.com/news/costco-and-pfizer-announce-2-gallon-family-size-vaccine-booster-tub
Man Who Hasn't Attended Live Meeting In Two Years Loses All Ability
To Mask Facial Expressions When Idiots Are Speaking https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-hasnt-attended-live-meeting-in-two-years-loses-all-ability-to-mask-facial-expressions-when-idiots-are-speaking
Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-promises-to-replace-retiring-quarterback-tom-brady-with-a-woman-of-color
Socialists Condemn Workers Of The World For Uniting https://babylonbee.com/news/socialists-condemn-workers-of-the-world-for-uniting
Experts Warn That If Children Between The Ages Of 5-11 Aren’t Vaccinated Then Pfizer Executives Won’t Get Their Sales Bonuses
Biden Quietly Withdraws Whoopi Goldberg SCOTUS Nomination https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-quietly-withdraws-whoopi-goldberg-scotus-nomination
Spotify Subscriptions Up 3,000% After Obamas Threaten To Leave https://babylonbee.com/news/spotify-subscriptions-up-3000-after-obamas-threaten-to-leave
Pfizer Claims Vaccine Will Reduce Average Daily Child COVID Deaths From Almost Zero To Almost Zero
https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-claims-vaccine-will-reduce-average-daily-child-covid-deaths-from-almost-zero-to-almost-zero
Pelosi Condemns Jesse Owens For Criticizing The Nazis At Berlin Olympics https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-condemns-jesse-owens-for-criticizing-the-nazis-at-berlin-olympics
Bigoted Pairs Figure Skating Event Suggests There Are Only 2 Genders https://babylonbee.com/news/bigoted-pairs-figure-skating-event-suggests-there-are-only-2-genders
Mayor Garcetti Institutes 'Hold-Your-Breath' Mandate In Los Angeles https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-garcetti-institutes-hold-your-breath-mandate-in-los-angeles
Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-kids-as-covid
Biden Orders Kung Pao Chicken During Diplomatic Call With China https://babylonbee.com/news/on-bidens-first-official-call-with-china-he-orders-kung-pao-chicken
New Pfizer Punch Card Lets You Get Free Sub Sandwich Every 10th Booster https://babylonbee.com/news/new-pfizer-punch-card-lets-you-get-10th-booster-free
Trudeau Tests Positive For Fascism https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-tests-positive-for-fascism
'Pfizer+' Monthly Booster Subscription Program Announced https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-monthly-booster-subscription-program-announced
Facebook Replaces All Text Fields With Dropdown Menu Of Approved Things You Can Say
https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-replaces-all-text-fields-with-dropdown-menu-of-approved-things-you-can-say
Trudeau Orders All Geese Rounded Up And Shot For Honking In Solidarity With Truckers
https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-orders-all-geese-rounded-up-and-shot-for-honking-in-solidarity-with-truckers
Polite Canadian Truck Drivers Ask Evil, Tyrannical Government To
‘Please Restore Our Freedoms If You Don't Mind, Eh’ https://babylonbee.com/news/polite-canadian-truck-drivers-ask-evil-tyrannical-government-to-please-restore-their-freedoms-if-they-dont-mind-eh
Biden Seen Looking At Paint Color Swatches To Choose Next Supreme Court Justice
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-seen-looking-at-color-swatches-to-choose-next-supreme-court-justice
Buttigieg Celebrates Death Of Racist Pittsburgh Bridge https://babylonbee.com/news/buttigieg-celebrates-death-of-racist-pittsburgh-bridge
Joe Biden Beats Out Brussels Sprouts For America's Least Favorite Vegetable
https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-beats-out-brussel-sprouts-for-americas-least-favorite-vegetable
Biden Asks Federal Reserve To Just Print Him More Approval Points https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-asks-federal-reserve-to-just-print-him-more-approval-points
Confused Migrant Sneaks Across Rio Grande Instead Of Taking Free Government Flight To U.S.you FUCKING WHITE CHRISTIAN EVIL motherfucker,
https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-migrant-sneaks-across-rio-grande-instead-of-taking-free-government-flight-to-us
--
| Sysop: | Keyop |
|---|---|
| Location: | Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, UK |
| Users: | 379 |
| Nodes: | 16 (2 / 14) |
| Uptime: | 45:09:07 |
| Calls: | 8,141 |
| Calls today: | 4 |
| Files: | 13,085 |
| Messages: | 5,858,057 |