From My Jew Puppy@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 28 12:34:44 2022
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    The Denmark government has passed a temporary law making
    bestiality legal once again in the country.

    Denmark had become one of the last European countries to ban
    bestiality in 2015 but parliamentarians chose to suspend the law
    this week for an undetermined period of time.

    Police forces in Copenhague were overwhelmed by citizens
    denouncing their neighbors having sex with their domestic
    animals during the confinement, forcing Parliament to
    temporarily legalize bestiality until the pandemic is over.

    “I would rather my citizens having sexual intercourse with their
    domestic animals, and enjoying themselves during the confinement
    than to go completely insane with boredom,” said Prime Minister
    Mette Frederiksen.

    “Multiple studies indicate that sexual intercourse with pets is
    a powerful form of stress relief, lowering not only blood
    pressure but also harmful stress hormones associated with
    depression and anxiety, and elevating beneficial ones linked to
    happiness and relaxation,” Health Minister Heunicke explained.
    When asked if the law could be sustained indefinitely after the
    pandemic, Prime Minister Frederiksen said she was not closed to
    the idea.

    “Many things will change after the end of the pandemic, maybe
    the population will wish to carry on with such practices. The
    people will decide,” Frederiksen told reporters.

    Imam Mohammed Eriksson Shroeder, a representative of the Danish
    Shia Muslim community, praised the announcement and said it was
    great news for the Shia and Sunni Muslim communities alike
    explaining that the practice had always conformed to Islamic law
    “if, and only, the animal is butchered after the sexual act.”

    https://notallowedto.com/denmark-government-temporarily- legalizes-sex-with-domestic-animals-during-corona-virus/

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