On Thursday, July 9, 2020 at 10:23:38 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

This I remember... It was back in 2000 in soc.penpals, a froup where I remain ascendant, the commander, Your Colonel. Little assworm, a canuk
queer and coward, thought he had finally gained the US $10,000 reward I poasted back in 1995, the Year of My Usenet Ascendancy. Five years
passed, and in the year 2000, the final year of the second millennium
AD, I brought Virtual Shadow online. VS (as I shall henceforth call it)
was my hard-won cloaking device, a device invented by myself and my
first lieutenant, a world-renown researcher in spacial gravimetrics. I enjoyed taunting assworm with the now famous phrase, "I am a Klingon War Bird decloaking off yer starboard bow!" To date, thru the power of VS,
I remain invincible, undetectable, an elite government agent of the C.I.A.

In the middle of that year (2000), VS was (as instructed) delivering a
false I.P. reading (regards my global position), the false reading indicating a place called Mountain View. A smallish town in California,
home of many faggots, lesbians, etc. Assworm, thinking he had finally
made "the connection," and then obviously perusing one of his inferior
canuk maps, saw the name "Mountain "V," which is, of course a
cartographic abbreviation of Mountain View. With this newfound
"discovery," assworm began poasting in earnest a plethora of street
names associated with the town of Mountain View, each time claiming he
had located His Colonel. LOL!

After I announced both his failure as a man and as a
cartographer-of-sorts, little assworm really began to feel the sting of
His Colonel. My authority within Usenet, ever-strong, began catching
like a wildfire across Usenet. Little assworm was left in soc.penpals
to nurse his wounds, as it were. As is said of human nature, not much
ever changes. And so it remains with assworm and His Colonel. Assworm
is still totally pwned by me, and I am still the Boss of Usenet. Accept
no substitutes; for as is writ... "Old soldiers never die, they just reload."

Sincerely,
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
U.S. Army, ret.

Writeprint match of Vallor

When I called Chris about the hackers on his servers, he wasn’t surprised by the news, and he said yea I can get rid of him but nothing is stopping Kerry and the gang from crawling to a new one.
I said, I know.
They will run and run and run but they cannot hide

They are too dumb to notice their keywords.

Egregious:
Kerry wrote to me as an anons on twitter

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