Declassification of current U.S. Army generic interrogation procedure.
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Declassification of current U.S. Army generic interrogation procedure. : (medium detail disclosure.)
Although we wouldn't wish such on any, we refuse to be overly sympathetic, and will continue using such methods which work much better if publicized / declassified.
We start by skinning you alive, we start with your right arm, keeping you alive during the procedure and conscious for the first 2 stages.
We pause the first stage to reach into a file folder, selecting the sh't you're feeding us, showing you, and asking you if you agree the rest of stage one is absolutely unnecessary.
Then we unpause the procedure.
Stage two entails us using either your arm or leg (usually below the armpit or the wrap around the ankle) to hotwire your brain with alligator clips. Then we hardwire the circuit and remove the alligator clips.
Stage three is a surgery where we remove one of your kidney, one third of your liver, one fifth of your lung, six feet of your intestine, and one quarter pint of your blood as donation towards keeping other detainies in your boat alive. (if you want to
get rights, earn a right and I'll give it to you.)
We deport you after the procedure,.. (now with 500R(ub) spending money.).
Dr. HRB, PhD, D.S.
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