• Join the Army!,.. ..but bring your own food, boots, and blanket. [o;-)

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    Join the Army!,.. ..but bring your own food, boots, and blanket. [o;-)

    Soliders only wash out / recycle because the food they are being given to eat. The training hasn't changed any, but the food, boots and sleeping bags are always anticipated to get worse.
    If joining the U.S. army, consider a normal but regulation haircut before showing up, and understand approved army alternative gear is fully allowed in the army,.. ..if you can get yourself a note from a doctor or religious man that says you need a '
    special' diet, the army will gladly pay for such.
    Any alternative army gear or food you get away with, you will probably have to pay for yourself.

    If joining the army, or washing out for the first time, consider enlistment / reenlistment as an army airborne plus field medic for no less than 5 years.
    After 5 years of such, reenlist 15 more to become a master surgeon of the army.
    (..you want adventure right?)

    The training entails getting tossed out of a plane or helicopter with a medkit, field medical training, and psychological training that will enable you to hold your sh't together while allsh't is hitting the fan and someone is screaming at you about god
    and their family.

    If using the doctor's note, when the doctor asks what you want him to write you say, that you need children's breakfast cereal with milk and stairclimbing added to your regiment.
    If going with the religious man's note, it's inclusion of blueberry & cream & rye crackers for cereal plus stairclimbing is the probably the best note your going to get.
    ~,
    [o;-)

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