76. Why don’t they let niggers swim in the Pacific Ocean? Because they leave a ring around the sides.?
77. How do you save drowning nigger? Throw him an anchor.
78. Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval? He tried to jump over 100
niggers in a steamroller.
79. Hear about the new version of poker in Los Angeles? Seems four
clubs beat a King.
80. Why did the nigger cross the road? To get to the other.......
another one bites the dust.
81. How can you spot a nigger masochist? He’s the one working for a living.
82. Hear about the nigger version of “Shogun”? It’s called “Shonuff”.
83. What do poor nigger kids use instead of Play-Doh ? Fresh dog shit.
84. Hear about the new bumper sticker that says “Run, Jesse, Run”? You put it on the front of your car.
85. How do you get a nigger kid to take a shower? Open a fire hydrant,
and start selling crack on the other side.
86. How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised
to create jobs for them if elected.
87. How can you tell a nigger woman has really big lips? She can suck
your dick without opening her mouth.
88. Hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers? It comes in a spray
can.
89. What’s the difference between good nigger kids and bad nigger
kids? Good nigger kids are in medium security prisons.
90. What should you do when you see a nigger jogger? Trip him and give
the lady’s purse back to her.
91. How do you starve a nigger? Hide the food stamps and welfare
checks under a bar of soap.
92. What’s the most common form of transportation in Harlem?
Ambulances.
93. Did you hear about the nigger and the Mexican who opened a
restaurant? It’s called Nacho Mama.
94. What do you call 100 parachuting niggers? Skeet.
95. How do niggers eat chicken? One leg around each ear.
96. Did you hear about the nigger who had a heart attack on Halloween? Someone came to his door dressed as a job.
97. Why does Georgia have niggers and California have earthquakes? California had first pick.
98. Why should niggers always be buried face down? Because when they
wake up they will start digging.
99. What’d the police artist sketch when the woman described her
rapist as blond, blue-eyed, and 5’6”? A big, mean looking nigger.
100. And what did she say when she saw the picture? “That’s him.”
76. Why don’t they let niggers swim in the Pacific Ocean? Because they leave a ring around the sides.
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