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As we are nearing the end of Black History Month, it's time to
appreciate some more of the humor they bring. Enjoy


How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway? One if you drop him
high enough.

What do you call a bus load of niggers falling off of a cliff? A good
start.

What’s the best thing about the Million Man March? Only 4 people had
to take time off from work.

Why are a nigger man’s eyes always red after sex? The mace.

How long does it take a nigger woman to take a shit? 9 months.

What do you call a black smurf? A smigger.

What do you call a black millionaire biochemist? A nigger.

What did Buckwheat, of the Little Rascals, change his name to when he
turned Muslim? Kareem of Wheat.

What do you call white men in Detroit? Police Officers.

What do you do when you see 5 white men beating the shit out of a
nigger? Laugh.,..... And then scream, “He raped my sister!”

Why do niggers prefer the flat top haircut? So they can balance a
bucket of KFC on their heads and still be able to mug people.

Why are most niggers killed by other niggers? Why ask why? Don’t look
a gift horse in the mouth.

Did you hear about the new ad for BMW in Ebony magazine? “You’ve got
the radio, now get the car!”

What’s the difference between a nigger family and a white family? In a
nigger family, the father runs away from home.

How is a nigger government worker like a broken shotgun? It won’t work
and you can’t fire it.

What does “preparing for the future” mean in Harlem? Buying more than
one bag of crack at a time.

How would you call Mike Tyson if he had no arms and legs? Hey, nigger!

What do you call three niggers sitting in a garden? Fertilizer.

What do niggers and sperm have in common? Only one in two million does
any work.

Where do cocoons come from? M-m-m-ississippi.

What would you call a hooker’s convention? The Miss Teen-age Black
America Contest.

Why don’t sharks attack niggers? They mistake them for whale shit.

Can a nigger ever become President? Well yeah, if he’s running against
a Puerto Rican.

Why are niggers called niggers? ‘Cause that’s what they are.

How can you tell if a nigger is sexually inexperienced? She has less
than three kids.

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On Sat, 27 Feb 2021 16:11:41 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
nazi homo, FORGING as Susan Cohen, whined again:

<FLUSH nazitard's usual sick shit>

Loose Sphincter whining in MID <l1ltsa$pf8$1@speranza.aioe.org>:

"This is embarrassing. My fraternity from graduating class of 1980
having our re-union right after Thanksgiving this year. We've booked I
think 194 of us (with wives) on 'Norwegian Cruise Lines" for
7days/6nights in the Caribbean. The problem is my wife. She has added
about 65-70 lbs of unsightly fat on her body and her once cute face
looks like an old catcher's mitt since our college days. I'm embarrassed
to show the old gang that this pig was the best I could do for a wife. I
just know I'll be a laughing stock when this cruise is over. Should i go
with her, leave her home and hire a young sexy escort for the week to
pose as my second wife, or should I just make some excuse and stay home.
Any logical suggestions will be considered."

ROTFLOL!

Why, oh WHY, are ALL you Nazis, ALWAYS, without ANY exception, such LAUGHING STOCKS? LOL

--
Loose Sphincter about his passion:
" I love eating the Shit out of Poor Helpless Dumb Goran Razovic! LOL"
MID: <ajftsc9mb16l8v86a9mi95f63g8lh3rpm3@4ax.com>

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