PRIDE -- [7-11 STORES] -- NOT SELLING BLOOD FLAVORED SLURPEES

[PRIDE MONTH]

YOU CAN BE ASSURED THAT [7-11] LOCATIONS WILL
NOT BE SERVING-UP BLOOD FLAVORED SLURPEES
FOR SALE.

EVEN THOUGH THE AGGRESSIVE HUNGRY LESBIAN
VAMPIRES WANT SOMETHING TO CHILL DOWN
WITH -- DURING PRIDE CELEBRATIONS,
ESPECIALLY -- IN THE STREETS IN PARADES AND
LOOKING STUPID -- MAKES PEOPLE THIRSTY AND
HOT --

HOW EASY THEN TO STEP INTO A LOCAL [7-11] STORE.

AFTER A MOUTH FULL OF BLOOD AND
OF OTHER VAGINAL FLUIDS PLENTY.
A CLEAN TASTE IS THE COOL DELIGHT
OFFERED FROM A SLURPEE [7-11].

SORRY LESBIANS -- NO BLOOD FLAVORED SLURPEES.
YET.

AT THE PRESENT TIME YOU ARE RELEGATED TO
GULPING DOWN STRAWBERRY FLAVORED
SLURPEES -- AND THROWING IN THE CHUNKS OF
CANNED TUNA HERE AND THERE.

LESBIANS ARE REALLY 'KINKY' PEOPLE.

WHEN WILL LESBIAN VAMPIRES EVER BE ACCEPTED - ?

UNFAIR WORLD.

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