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ROMANIANS ARE NOT GYPSIES. YOU ALL FAIL! HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK
COCKS

THE NATIONAL BANNER OF RUMÆNIA

Typical Romanian gypo Romanian Male.
Romanian supermodel in national costume. Romania is a country
somewhere in Eastern Europe. It has over 900,000 gypsies (Srsly).
Romania is considered by most experts to be the Earth's epicenter of
all known epic fail. Romanians are a proud and tenacious people, best
known for elevating the act of stealing to an art form. Romania is
also well known for it's high rate of fetus pwnage. Romanians prefered
to be called Mexislavs.

Contents [hide]
1 ROMANIANS ARE NOT GYPSIES. YOU ALL FAIL! HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I
SUCK COCKS
2 Romanian History
3 Politics
4 Romanian Economy
5 Romanian cuisine
6 Romanian Culture
7 The Average Romanian
8 Vlad Ţepeş
9 The Emo Menace
10 Trolling Romanians
11 Gallery of Romanians
12 Famous Romanians
13 Conclusion
14 See Also
15 External Links

Romanian History

A typical Romanian landscape.Romanians/Gypsies have a very rich and interesting history, most of it involving one invading empire or
another plowing them in the ass. This piece of information is not at
all surprising, considering that the Romanian nation was born as a
result of Roman pwnage inflicted upon the Dacians.

Among the most notable nations that have trolled Romania are: the
Celts, the Persians, the Greeks, the "Thracians", The "Scythians", the
Roman Empire, the Goths, the Ottoman Empire, the Austro-Hungarian
Empire, the Soviet Union and the Tatar hordes.

A typical romanian village.It is a little known fact that during World
War II, the Romania was actually one of Germany's allies. Russia,
using it's superior military technology, eventually liberated the
Romanian people from the evil Nazis and gave King Michael the
banhammer. Some argue that the Ruskies overstayed their welcome.

In 1989, Ronald Reagan swooped down from the heavens and pwned the
USSR using his secret weapon. The Romanians were very grateful and
have been mongling Lady Liberty's star spangled cock ever since.

Politics
The winrar of the last presidential election was democratic liberal
candidate Traian Băsescu. (He was re-elected. He won against Mircea
Geaonă by .3%). A shit storm is already on its way from butthurt
Geoană fans who claim that the elections were rigged, not that anybody
gives a fuck.

Mircea Geoană, the social democratic candidate and former ambassador
to Dumbfuckistan. He has been called a retard by his boss, Ion
Iliescu. The unfortunate loser.
Traian Băsescu, the current president. Because of his highly
successful presidential mandate, he hopes Romanians will give him
another chance to blow them. The unfortunate winrar.

more like Trollian Băsescu amirite?Romanian Economy
Romanians will sell anything that isn't nailed down. The Romanian word
for business is bishnitza and no self respecting Romanian business man
would ever miss a bribe. Literally. Romania is really cold in winter
so it's likely they sell a lot of jackets, stolen from the few
visiting foreigners who have a spark of interest in this little corner
of the world. Romania doesn't have a traditional form of currency, the
most common method of payment being weed, rubber boots and pig-vomit.
The country's main exports are gypsies and fail.

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Dacia is the average Romanian car. Every Romanian starts learning how
to drive on one of these. Some can fail. There is a saying in Romanian culture that if you learn to drive a Dacia you learn to drive any
existing car. Dacia eventually was bought by Renault. From then Dacia
got international. Being sold all over EU. Some argue that Dacia
Logan, the first one to be made by Renault, is the best Dacia so far.
But Renault failed to understand the needs of one car on Romanian
roads. Observe in the pictures.

Average Romanian before Renault
Average Romanian after Renault
Failed Romanian driver

Romanian cuisine

Every Romanian's favorite food.Romanians feed primarily on sunflower
seeds. Scientists believe that the average Romanian would eat seeds
non stop if he/she wouldn't have to abuse their children and sleep.
Romanians only drink palinca and ţuică [pronounced tzuii-kah].

Romanian Culture

An average Romanian citizen, relaxing the traditional way.Favorite
Pass times include:

Beating the shit of of each other at soccer matches.
Drinking "ţuică": moonshine so strong that it can melt through
titanium.
Emigrating and once inside the foreign land, harassing the natives.
Having sex with underage girls. You will never get escorted to a
certain vehicle for such actions in Romania, which proves it is far
superior to the USA.
Listening to manele, a very sophisticated and intense genre of music. Invented by Nicolae Guţă, a gypo that modified the ancient, now
forgotten, romanian popular music to a new and improved version for
the intelligent Romanian! Manele is all about the money, the amount of
women a singer has and himself!
Sniffing glue
Stealing Transylvania back from Hungary, and trolling about it.
The Average Romanian
The average Romanian is an extremly complicated and intelligent
creature. An example of this is the following: A Romanian fucktard ate
a bag of cherries without unseeding them, his ass got clogged up with
cherry seeds so he shoved a hammer up his ass to try and crush the
seeds (srsly). However, the handle of the hammer broke and the hammer
head remained in his ass. Apparently, this particular fucktard wanted
moar, so he shoved another hammer up his ass to try get the first one out/smash the seeds. However, the monkey learned from its previous
mistake and tied a string around the hammer head so he could pull it
back out. The string broke and he ended up with two hammer heads in
his ass. The fucktard tried for three days to take the hammer heads
out himself before visiting a doctor or Romanian Orthodox priest.

Vlad Ţepeş

Where Freddy Mercury got the inspiration for his moustache
from.Contrary to popular belief, Vlad Drăcula was not really a
bloodthirsty vampire. Most Romanians consider him an national hero but
this is also false. In truth, Dracula's only notable trait was his
ravenous homosexuality. When he was a mere boy he was sent as tribute
to the Turks. While there, he was impaled on a daily basis by the
Sultan himself. It is here that the warlord aquired his habit of
sticking very large, very sharp and very phallic objects up innocent
people's anuses.

The Emo Menace
While the stupidity of cops, both Romanian and of other nations, is
known throught the world, very few foreign cops could produce such
large amounts of lulz. It started when a 12 year old girl became an
hero and soon the press was alerted to the "dangerous emo cult". As it
was expected, instead of listening to common sense, the cops listened
to the fear mongerers and engaged serious surveillance equipment to
stalk and catch a bunch of emo faggots in the act, after which they
were taken away and given to shrinks.

Trolling Romanians
Although Romanians are as dumb as dogshit, here are a few ways to make friends with them:

Ask them about how many times they got owned by the Ottoman Empire.
Ask them about the King of Romania, Guţă.
Ask them about their Gypsy caravans.
Become someone in the goverment and steal from them.
Destroy the 2km of roads Romania has.
Remind them they elected two of the most retarded people in Romanian Politics, Vadim Tudor (a anti-Hungarian psycho with territorial
demands for Romania from all neighbouring countries) and Elena Băsescu
(The presidents daughter who used money from the Ministry of Tourism
to pay for her EU parlament campaign; There was a lot of drama over
this.)
Tell them Romania isn't even a country.
Tell them Transylvania never belonged to them, it was always part of
Hungary.
Gallery of Romanians
Romanian subspecies known as "cocalar". That thing around his neck is
a specialized organ used for attracting female cocalars, known as
"printzese"
Your typical gyppo lying in the gutter in Târgu Mureş, desperately in
need for some glue to sniff.
Mexico and Romania are banned IRL.
Old romanian wimminz are watching you masturbate

Fapping on underaged girls is legal in Lolmania.
Romanians are known for buying only expensive designer's clothes,
such as MIKE, ADIDUS AND PUWA.
Romanian camwhore.
Romanian gangsters, proving that Darwin was right.

Romanian Gypsy at work.
Romanians are well known for their mad shooping skillz.
The romanian ninja is know for his natural pickpocketing tehniques.If
he offers to sell you a cell phone, do NOT refuse or you will be
swiftly executed.

Famous Romanians
Peace frum Rumunia.

Bula - Last Thursday Romanians voted on who the greatest Romanians of
all time is. Bula a fictional character came in at place 59. The word
"Bula" is a one letter deformation of the word "Pula" which in
Romanian means cock. This proves once and for all that Romanians love deformed cock.
George Bacovia - Poet that wrote some really morbid crap because he
got AIDS from buttsecks with a goat.
Gigi Becali - Divine King of Romania, beloved by the people and feared
by evil homosexual men and atheists.
Nicolae Ceauşescu - former President of the glorious Socialist
Republic of Romania. Died under mysterious circumstances during the
Romanian Revolution of 1989.
Comsha Dan - the W.T. Snacks and cockmongler of Romania
Nicolae Guţă - Romania's greatest musician and intellectual. Invented
the manele.
Cristian Tudor Popescu - Angry bald man who comes on talk shows and constantly bitches about how retarded Romanian politicians are
Mircea Kitsune - transgendered furry otherkin voraphile
Puya - A gangsta rapper that went dark side. He now combines hip-hop
with manele.
The Regime - l337 h4x0rz
Vladuz - famous hacker made eBay his bitch for several years and he
posted lots of eBay users' passwords and credit card numbers (both of
which eBay does not encrypt in its database). Many lulz were had as
eBay used to try to cover him up and would send its lawyers after any
media or website that mentioned him. He was eventually v& but got the
money in the end.
Conclusion

GTFO.See Also
Banat
Borat
Europe
India
Iran, Iraq and probably Israel
Mexico
Poland
Turkey
Numa, Numa the (un)official Romanian pop song.
Bulgaria - there is somewhere worse than Romania.
External Links
You'd think that a country would have an official webpage. Romania
doesn't because they are not yet aquainted with advanced technology
such as electricity or soap.

AboutRomania.com
Romanian Tourism
Country's Closed
112chan - A new gypsy imageboard, most users of all of the gypsy
imageboards.
Cocalari.com The cocalari species on exibit.

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