• Re: Dyslexia joke

    From Michael McLean@21:1/5 to David Dalton on Thu Jul 21 09:12:39 2022
    XPost: alt.atheism, talk.atheism, alt.agnosticism
    XPost: talk.philosophy.humanism, alt.support.dyslexia

    On 21/07/2022 9:08 am, David Dalton wrote:
    Seen on a front gate;

    BEWARE OF GOD

    :-)


    Hahaha...I like it.




    Michael McLean

    --
    Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord.

    Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
    YET sinners, Christ died for us.

    Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
    is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

    "To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

    "If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

    "Sin is not what you do, it is what you are."

    "What makes the bible the truth? The resonance of God."

    "All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
    God with all their heart, soul and mind. An abomination."

    "Compromise will condemn you."

    "There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

    "My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

    "You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
    know that?"

    "The way of truth is the testimony of life."

    "I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
    where God intends."

    "Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

    "You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
    live, by faith."

    "It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

    "Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
    ahead."

    "You cannot be free with guilt in your heart."

    "Priority is everything."

    "The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

    "There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
    it or to place it where it truly belongs."

    "An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

    "Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
    an ignorant straw man."

    "Wait, rest, be still, and know."

    "No man can wash his own hands!!!"

    "I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
    and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

    The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the obvious). So no evidence and proof is to be found!!"

    "The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

    "Man is not the centre of being."

    "Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

    "And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

    "Man has no greater idol than his own will."

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jul 20 20:38:37 2022
    XPost: alt.atheism, talk.atheism, alt.agnosticism
    XPost: talk.philosophy.humanism, alt.support.dyslexia

    Seen on a front gate;

    BEWARE OF GOD

    :-)

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
    find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)

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  • From Otto J. Makela@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jul 21 12:09:56 2022
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    XPost: talk.philosophy.humanism, alt.support.dyslexia

    Then there's the agnostic dyslexic insomniac,
    who spends nights up wondering if there is a dog.

    Followup-to: talk.atheism
    --
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  • From Ted@21:1/5 to Otto J. Makela on Thu Jul 21 19:39:54 2022
    XPost: alt.atheism, talk.atheism, alt.agnosticism
    XPost: talk.philosophy.humanism, alt.support.dyslexia

    On Thu, 21 Jul 2022 12:09:56 +0300, om@iki.fi (Otto J. Makela) wrote:

    Then there's the agnostic dyslexic insomniac,
    who spends nights up wondering if there is
    a dog.


    Haha.

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to David Dalton on Sat Jul 23 00:08:22 2022
    XPost: alt.atheism, talk.atheism, alt.agnosticism
    XPost: talk.philosophy.humanism, alt.support.dyslexia

    In article <0001HW.2888C275002AE8CD70000940838F@88.198.57.247>,
    David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> wrote:

    Seen on a front gate;

    BEWARE OF GOD

    :-)

    Apologies to any dyslexics I may have offended.

    Note that I mentioned dyslexic in the following "Wild Rover"
    Poe-M of June, 1993, on or very near Bloomsday, during my
    second waning crescent high:

    ...FrEE_Lancers' G_yNhAME G_naw f/l/NAmiss, NuNe our Never 'n MOreo oo -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    OUIow, the uni-verse, L.whee DRUInk-rD
    aura FU-syZY, G_ee, circle-T P/ToeMa-knEE
    dense eNFanTime 'round T'Wean dark, from light
    Dis lex 'ick T-waIsted AC-Scent PR-One to M/LIce
    S/B hare, leaf is / all re but-t
    fruit loops chopped, sum bits dropped, sLaphter and PneUNs
    a par fait danSH Z\'est nu f(1) T fore too
    Chi/me dark to light C/Home light to dark _ sea, ole Port 'eh

    have & helf, black et tan,
    wHEY t' fur the rigged barE, tinders of nut and dew.
    onDe leFt le femME noIre BB uRe gidde
    all weigh fael sLlabelLs

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
    find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)

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  • From Frank Lee@21:1/5 to David Dalton on Mon Jul 25 22:50:21 2022
    XPost: alt.atheism, talk.atheism, alt.agnosticism
    XPost: talk.philosophy.humanism, alt.support.dyslexia

    David Dalton <dalton.nfld@gmail.com> wrote:

    In article <0001HW.2888C275002AE8CD70000940838F@88.198.57.247>,
    David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> wrote:

    Seen on a front gate;

    BEWARE OF GOD

    :-)

    Apologies to any dyslexics I may have offended.

    Note that I mentioned dyslexic in the following "Wild Rover"
    Poe-M of June, 1993, on or very near Bloomsday, during my
    second waning crescent high:

    ...FrEE_Lancers' G_yNhAME G_naw f/l/NAmiss, NuNe our Never 'n MOreo oo -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    OUIow, the uni-verse, L.whee DRUInk-rD
    aura FU-syZY, G_ee, circle-T P/ToeMa-knEE
    dense eNFanTime 'round T'Wean dark, from light
    Dis lex 'ick T-waIsted AC-Scent PR-One to M/LIce
    S/B hare, leaf is / all re but-t
    fruit loops chopped, sum bits dropped, sLaphter and PneUNs
    a par fait danSH Z\'est nu f(1) T fore too
    Chi/me dark to light C/Home light to dark _ sea, ole Port 'eh

    have & helf, black et tan,
    wHEY t' fur the rigged barE, tinders of nut and dew.
    onDe leFt le femME noIre BB uRe gidde
    all weigh fael sLlabelLs

    That's um, great, I guess.

    Can you add the guitar chords and we'll sing along?

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