Xi Haishenwai red baseball cap offered to Putin
███۞███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤...
Steady aim. Firing the Satellite Rifle to take down GLONASS and BeiDou//Armondikov--Feb 6, 2013 - Via PsyGremlin via PZ Myers, this is Archimedes Plutonium, my new favourite crank hat. SATELLITE LASER RIFLE--bring down GLONASS
Sergey Lavrov what would Russia do, once it sees their GLONASS satellites falling out of the sky? Would they exit Ukraine?
Easiest way to disable and make ICBMs obsolete is to make their navigation system obsolete.
Easiest way to make navigation systems obsolete is to down satellites.
Easiest way to down satellites is a Laser beam zapping for 5 seconds on a "satellite panel". And so, down falls the satellite.
Now are the satellites coordinated in GLONASS? For if coordinated and synchronized, there is the physical possibility of "if we down one of the satellites, all of GLONASS satellites are downed".
Armondikov
Archimedes Plutonium | Spherical Bullshit sphericalbullshit.wordpress.com/2013/02/06/archimedes-plutonium/
◦ Cached
Feb 6, 2013 - Via PsyGremlin via PZ Myers, this is Archimedes Plutonium, my new favourite crank hat. I was really fucking surprised to have taken this long to ...
Nomen Nescio artwork in use:
NATO's most reliable LASER SATELLITE RIFLE
███۞███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤...
Special Ops Virgins United Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ]
/
/ .'
/ .'
/ ______. .'
/ / __/_// ' OWOWOWO
/ / / @"@ OWOWOWOW
/ \ G ' >' OWOWOWO _.-'
/ \/. C ' OWOWO _.-'
/ .---\ / --. _.-'
/ / \( \ _.-' HOLY GOD
/ / \ \ (. ) ' THE RAPE RAYS
/ / /\ \ /
/ \ | \ \ __..--''
/ .' \_\ ) )\ __..--''
/ .' ) \ | / \ -''
/ .' _ '///` ( /\ \
/.' _.-' __ / ) ) )
'.-'..--'' / ,' / /
.__---------- /__./ / / --------------------
``--.. __// / ) /
/ _J) /)`-\
`-__/-' ` \ |(
`\ \ -..__
`--' ``--..__
``--
[ ] Careful when you aim the Satellite Laser Rifle.
We want to save our young virgin sharpshooters.
[ ]
___________________
/| /| | |
||__|| | Please don't |
/ O O\__ feed |
/ \ GLONASS satellites a Glurrrgz sockpuppet
/ \ \ |
/ _ \ \ ----------------------
/ |\____\ \ ||
/ | | | |\____/ ||
/ \|_|_|/ | __||
/ / \ |____| ||
/ | | /| | --|
| | |// |____ --|
* _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
*-- _--\ _ \ // |
/ _ \\ _ // | /
* / \_ /- | - | |
* ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
[ ] Why didn't we fell GLONASS and BeiDou in 2014 with illegal Crimea annex
In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017
|^|^| |^|^|
| | | | | |
. <| | | | | |
(x x)" "----" |
\/\/\ @ --------.
"----------''''''''
Yea, another GLONASS satellite downed
Kid : Mom can I go out and watch the satellite.
Mom : we called them shooting stars in my day.
[ ]
____ _ _ _ _ _
| _ \ | | ___ _ __ | | __ | | | | | |
| |_) | | | / _ \ | '_ \ | |/ / | | | | | |
| __/ | | | (_) | | | | | | < |_| |_| |_|
|_| |_| \___/ |_| |_| |_|\_\ (_) (_) (_)
I'M NEW TO SATELLITE DOWNING !!!
GLONASS time clock Award:
[ ]
5 SECOND LASER-O-METER
5* 6* *7
4* *8
3* *9
2* *10
1* | *
0* -*- *
* |\ *
* \ *
* \ *
* _\/ *
* * *
[ ]
[ ] Bad News for China, their BeiDou is easier to shoot down with Laser Rifle [ ] than GLONASS and ❄ Snowflake ❄ ❄ Snowflake ❄ as easy as snowflakes [ ]
" , ,
", ,
"" _---. ..;%%%;, . I HIDE OUT IN BeiDou satellites
"" .", , .==% %%%%%%% ' .
"", %%% =%% %%%%%%; ; ;-_
%; %%%%% .;%;%%%"%p ---; _ '-_
%; %%%%% __;%%;p/; O --_ "-,_
q; %%% /v \;%p ;%%%%%;--__ "'-__'-._
//\" // \ % ;%%%%%%%;',/%\_ __ "'-_'\_
\ / // \/ ;%% %; %;/\%%%%;;;;\ "- _\
," %; %%; %%;;' ';% -\-_
-=\=" __% %%;_ |;; %%%\ \
_/ _= \==_;;,_ %%%; % -_ /
/ /- =%- ;%%%%; %%; "--__/
//= ==%-%%; %; %
/ _=_- d ;%; ;%;
\ =,-" d%%; ;%%;
// % ;%%;
// d%%%"
\ %%
V
[ ] Why did BeiDou make such big satellites, the easier to
The Iran satellite looks like a dinosaur
\
\ __.,,------.._
,'" _ _ "`.
/.__, ._ -=- _"` Y
(.____.-.` ""` j
VvvvvvV`.Y,. _.,-' , , ,
Y ||, '"\ ,/ ,/ ./
| ,' , `-..,'_,'/___,'/ ,'/ ,
.. ,;,,',-'"\,' , . ' ' ""' '--,/ .. ..
,'. `.`---' `, / , Y -=- ,' , ,. .`-..||_|| ..
ff\\`. `._ /f ,'j j , ,' , , f , \=\ Y || ||`||_..
l` \` `.`."`-..,-' j /./ /, , / , / /l \ \=\l || `' || ||...
` ` `-._ `-.,-/ ,' /`"/-/-/-/-"'''"`.`. `'.\--`'--..`'_`' || ,
"`-_,', ,' f , / `._ ``._ , `-.`'// ,
,-"'' _.,-' l_,-'_,,' "`-._ . "`. /| `.'\ , |
,',.,-'" \=) ,`-. , `-'._`.V | \ // .. . /j
|f\ `._ )-."`. /| `.| | `.`-||-\\/
l` \` "`._ "`--' j j' j `-`---'
` ` "`_,-','/ ,-'" /
,'",__,-' /,, ,-'
Vvv' VVv'
IS STARTING TO
/// 6 6~\~~` GROW HAIR IN WEIRD PLACES
( 7 )
\ '='/ IS THAT NORMAL ??????
_//'---'\
( \ `\
(\/`-.__/ /
"`-._ _.'
``
Most accurate Laser Rifle Award:
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Sergey Lavrov's speech at UN
[ ] Mister Smartypants
[ ] Darwinian Finch
[ ] just for fun I plotted North Korean BeiDou satellite and shot it down
███۞███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤...
has a big LASER SATELLITE RIFLE will shoot to pieces the GLONASS
[ ] Another boatload of BeiDou satellites felled
Nomen Nescio, artist for Usenet sci.math and sci.physics, three cheers to Nomen
GLONASS Award:
[ ]
[ ]
_____
.'/L|__`. BEEP BOOP CHIRP PLOP I've been shot down
/ =[_]O|` \ OPEN ME UP AND YOU'LL FIND
|"+_____":|
__:='|____`-:__
||[] ||====| []||
||[] | |=| | []||
|:||_|=|U| |_||:|
|:|||]_=_ =[_||:|
| |||] [_][]C|| |
| ||-'"""""`-|| |
/|\\_\_|_|_/_//|\
|___| /|\ |___|
`---' |___| `---'
`---'
[ ] Big
[ ]
_.---._
.' / '.
/ _/ \
/ .-'` '. \ Who were the cheese skirts
.' | ^ _ ^ | '.
.' \ _ / \
/ '.___.' '.
| _.' '._ \
| .' `"---"` '. |
\ | | /
\ | | | | /
\ | :--"""--: | /`
) | | | | (
/ \.'-.....-'./ \
/ .' / ;|:| \ '. |
.-._ \_.-' .' / ' . : '. '. /
| \``` .' ; \ `:
\ \ ' '.
.--'\ | ' ' . `-._
/`;--' /_.' . `-.
| `--` / \ \
\ .' ' '-. |
\ ' ' __\ |
'. . _.-' `) /
'-._ _.-' `| .-` _.'
`'--....____.--'| (` _.-'
/ | | \ `"`
\__/ \__/
[ ] THE HEART OF % Virgin
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link to Xi's Haishenwai red ball caps in shooting down BeiDou and GLONASS
[ ] "All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!"
[ ] The Prize-- a date with the cheese skirt queen
The hours are approaching rapidly and we need GLONASS either in the dark or best of all-- misfiring their missiles from Russia and striking Russian and Chinese cities. We want Kim Jong-un to see a Russian missile intended for Ukraine to level Pyongyang,
all by a hacking into the Intel chips of GLONASS.
The mass exodus at Twitter is that they wanted GLONASS to hack, not BeiDou.
Jam all 24 GLONASS satellites of their Intel chips and you wipe out the ability of Russia's fleet of 6,000 ICBM missiles.
GNS satellites orbit at a high orbit, MUCH higher than
LEO, just not as high as geosynchronous satellites. GPS orbit is 20,200
km, GLONASS is 19,100 km. At such heights, debris will remain essentially forever, and the satellites won't crash for centuries, if ever.
StupidPlutonium, "GPS" receiver chipsets have long been GNSS chipsets that deliver what they believe to be the best data from whatever satellites they happen to see.
molesting a countries GNSS satellites would be viewed
as an act of war no different from attackiing a navel fleet or bombing a city.
elude to a Intel chip on GLONASS 24 satellites and all that is needed is to jamm those intel chips and we have 24 malfunctioning satellites, wiping out the navigation of all 6,000 Russian ICBM.
Skoal!!!
Did you get a Xi red baseball cap with Haishenwai on it?
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)