• A few dark humor jokes

    From Peeler@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 15 13:17:25 2023
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    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.

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  • From john larkin@21:1/5 to All on Mon Oct 16 13:25:48 2023
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    On Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:17:25 -0400, Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid>
    wrote:

    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.


    You should visit our facility. I could have one of my black employees
    fold you into a more appealing shape.

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  • From a a@21:1/5 to john larkin on Mon Oct 16 22:37:39 2023
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    The arsehole john larkin <jl@650pot.com> persisting in being an Off-topic troll...

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  • From bitrex@21:1/5 to john larkin on Mon Oct 16 20:56:41 2023
    XPost: alt.atheism, talk.politics.guns

    On 10/16/2023 4:25 PM, john larkin wrote:
    On Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:17:25 -0400, Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid>
    wrote:

    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.


    You should visit our facility. I could have one of my black employees
    fold you into a more appealing shape.


    Imagine having done so little in life that the color of one's skin is
    the main thing one has to be proud of, and "being born" is the high
    point of one's resume.

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  • From a a@21:1/5 to bitrex on Tue Oct 17 02:13:45 2023
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    The idiot bitrex <user@example.net> persisting in being an Off-topic troll...

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  • From john larkin@21:1/5 to bitrex on Tue Oct 17 10:17:29 2023
    XPost: alt.atheism, talk.politics.guns

    On Mon, 16 Oct 2023 20:56:41 -0400, bitrex <user@example.net> wrote:

    On 10/16/2023 4:25 PM, john larkin wrote:
    On Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:17:25 -0400, Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid>
    wrote:

    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.


    You should visit our facility. I could have one of my black employees
    fold you into a more appealing shape.


    Imagine having done so little in life that the color of one's skin is
    the main thing one has to be proud of, and "being born" is the high
    point of one's resume.

    There is a new psychological disorder called "melanin envy", the
    regret of having pale pasty skin. I have some, mainly because I burn
    after about a half hour in the sun, but for some people it's a
    cosmetic thing. It's become cool to have some color.

    https://www.amazon.com/s?k=melanin+envy+tee&crid=2EW8NAL2EB2UD&sprefix=melanin+envy+tee%2Caps%2C135&ref=nb_sb_noss

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  • From %@21:1/5 to All on Tue Oct 17 14:02:13 2023
    XPost: alt.atheism, talk.politics.guns

    In article <p1gtii9cesp859bo59sf2uat3hd7kutfa1@4ax.com>, jl@650pot.com says...

    On Mon, 16 Oct 2023 20:56:41 -0400, bitrex <user@example.net> wrote:

    On 10/16/2023 4:25 PM, john larkin wrote:
    On Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:17:25 -0400, Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid>
    wrote:

    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.


    You should visit our facility. I could have one of my black employees
    fold you into a more appealing shape.


    Imagine having done so little in life that the color of one's skin is
    the main thing one has to be proud of, and "being born" is the high
    point of one's resume.

    There is a new psychological disorder called "melanin envy", the
    regret of having pale pasty skin. I have some, mainly because I burn
    after about a half hour in the sun.


    me too - https://imgur.com/a/UXzxN8a

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  • From bitrex@21:1/5 to john larkin on Tue Oct 17 16:25:28 2023
    XPost: alt.atheism, talk.politics.guns

    On 10/17/2023 1:17 PM, john larkin wrote:
    On Mon, 16 Oct 2023 20:56:41 -0400, bitrex <user@example.net> wrote:

    On 10/16/2023 4:25 PM, john larkin wrote:
    On Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:17:25 -0400, Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid>
    wrote:

    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.


    You should visit our facility. I could have one of my black employees
    fold you into a more appealing shape.


    Imagine having done so little in life that the color of one's skin is
    the main thing one has to be proud of, and "being born" is the high
    point of one's resume.

    There is a new psychological disorder called "melanin envy", the
    regret of having pale pasty skin. I have some, mainly because I burn
    after about a half hour in the sun, but for some people it's a
    cosmetic thing. It's become cool to have some color.

    https://www.amazon.com/s?k=melanin+envy+tee&crid=2EW8NAL2EB2UD&sprefix=melanin+envy+tee%2Caps%2C135&ref=nb_sb_noss


    Somewhat on-topic there was a discussion at one point in this group
    about the feasibility of building an artificial intelligent "race
    detector" algorithm (for analyzing e.g. video) and there were some
    otherwise intelligent engineers asserting it would be a feasible and accurate/useful tool.

    Unlike my SO who's a solid Fitzpatrick I I'm II/III

    <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitzpatrick_scale>

    and the skin tone-detector exhibit at the Museum of Science kept
    asserting I'm Middle Eastern during the summer, which would definitely
    be news to my predominantly Scottish ancestors.

    Bit of a contrived example but I'm sure there are firms trying to sell
    software tools not too significantly less stupid to government and law enforcement.

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  • From a a@21:1/5 to john larkin on Tue Oct 17 20:25:51 2023
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    The arsehole john larkin <jl@650pot.com> persisting in being an Off-topic troll...

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  • From Fred Bloggs@21:1/5 to john larkin on Wed Oct 18 08:49:36 2023
    On Tuesday, October 17, 2023 at 1:17:51 PM UTC-4, john larkin wrote:
    On Mon, 16 Oct 2023 20:56:41 -0400, bitrex <us...@example.net> wrote:

    On 10/16/2023 4:25 PM, john larkin wrote:
    On Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:17:25 -0400, Peeler <trol...@valid.invalid>
    wrote:

    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.


    You should visit our facility. I could have one of my black employees
    fold you into a more appealing shape.


    Imagine having done so little in life that the color of one's skin is
    the main thing one has to be proud of, and "being born" is the high
    point of one's resume.
    There is a new psychological disorder called "melanin envy", the
    regret of having pale pasty skin. I have some, mainly because I burn
    after about a half hour in the sun, but for some people it's a
    cosmetic thing. It's become cool to have some color.

    https://www.amazon.com/s?k=melanin+envy+tee&crid=2EW8NAL2EB2UD&sprefix=melanin+envy+tee%2Caps%2C135&ref=nb_sb_noss

    Color is okay as long as it's not orange like that freak you-know-who.

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  • From john larkin@21:1/5 to bloggs.fredbloggs.fred@gmail.com on Wed Oct 18 12:31:40 2023
    On Wed, 18 Oct 2023 08:49:36 -0700 (PDT), Fred Bloggs <bloggs.fredbloggs.fred@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Tuesday, October 17, 2023 at 1:17:51?PM UTC-4, john larkin wrote:
    On Mon, 16 Oct 2023 20:56:41 -0400, bitrex <us...@example.net> wrote:

    On 10/16/2023 4:25 PM, john larkin wrote:
    On Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:17:25 -0400, Peeler <trol...@valid.invalid>
    wrote:

    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.


    You should visit our facility. I could have one of my black employees
    fold you into a more appealing shape.


    Imagine having done so little in life that the color of one's skin is
    the main thing one has to be proud of, and "being born" is the high
    point of one's resume.
    There is a new psychological disorder called "melanin envy", the
    regret of having pale pasty skin. I have some, mainly because I burn
    after about a half hour in the sun, but for some people it's a
    cosmetic thing. It's become cool to have some color.

    https://www.amazon.com/s?k=melanin+envy+tee&crid=2EW8NAL2EB2UD&sprefix=melanin+envy+tee%2Caps%2C135&ref=nb_sb_noss

    Color is okay as long as it's not orange like that freak you-know-who.

    When he's President again, it might become a fashion fad.

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  • From Anthony William Sloman@21:1/5 to john larkin on Wed Oct 18 21:29:39 2023
    On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 6:31:52 AM UTC+11, john larkin wrote:
    On Wed, 18 Oct 2023 08:49:36 -0700 (PDT), Fred Bloggs <bloggs.fred...@gmail.com> wrote:
    On Tuesday, October 17, 2023 at 1:17:51?PM UTC-4, john larkin wrote:
    On Mon, 16 Oct 2023 20:56:41 -0400, bitrex <us...@example.net> wrote:
    On 10/16/2023 4:25 PM, john larkin wrote:
    On Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:17:25 -0400, Peeler <trol...@valid.invalid> wrote:

    <snip>

    Color is okay as long as it's not orange like that freak you-know-who.

    When he's President again, it might become a fashion fad.

    It used to be "pigs might fly". Now it's "Donald Trump might get re-elected". An appreciable part of the US population is too dumb to learn anything - and John Larkin and Flyguy are representatitve samples - but a slim majority doesn't seem to be
    suicidally stupid.

    --
    Bill Sloman, Sydney

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  • From a a@21:1/5 to john larkin on Thu Oct 19 14:41:06 2023
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    The idiot john larkin <jl@650pot.com> persisting in being an Off-topic troll...

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  • From a a@21:1/5 to bitrex on Thu Oct 19 14:41:00 2023
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    The idiot bitrex <user@example.net> persisting in being an Off-topic troll...

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  • From Jasen Betts@21:1/5 to john larkin on Fri Oct 20 03:34:00 2023
    On 2023-10-18, john larkin <jl@650pot.com> wrote:
    On Wed, 18 Oct 2023 08:49:36 -0700 (PDT), Fred Bloggs
    <bloggs.fredbloggs.fred@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Tuesday, October 17, 2023 at 1:17:51?PM UTC-4, john larkin wrote:
    On Mon, 16 Oct 2023 20:56:41 -0400, bitrex <us...@example.net> wrote:

    On 10/16/2023 4:25 PM, john larkin wrote:
    On Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:17:25 -0400, Peeler <trol...@valid.invalid>
    wrote:

    why don't black women make good nuns?
    ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".

    what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
    ...a black guy's phone number!

    what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
    ...you can eat a bowling ball.

    what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
    ...flat black.

    what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
    ...a fair fight.

    what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
    ...a dumber gorilla.

    what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
    ..."inflate to 20 psi."

    what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
    ...10,000 black loafers.

    why don't niggers like convertibles?
    ...because their lips flap in the wind.

    what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
    ocean?
    ...a good start.

    why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
    ...in case he has to count to eleven.

    how do you spell cocoon?
    ...n-nigger.


    You should visit our facility. I could have one of my black employees >>> >> fold you into a more appealing shape.


    Imagine having done so little in life that the color of one's skin is
    the main thing one has to be proud of, and "being born" is the high
    point of one's resume.
    There is a new psychological disorder called "melanin envy", the
    regret of having pale pasty skin. I have some, mainly because I burn
    after about a half hour in the sun, but for some people it's a
    cosmetic thing. It's become cool to have some color.

    https://www.amazon.com/s?k=melanin+envy+tee&crid=2EW8NAL2EB2UD&sprefix=melanin+envy+tee%2Caps%2C135&ref=nb_sb_noss

    Color is okay as long as it's not orange like that freak you-know-who.

    When he's President again, it might become a fashion fad.

    He has the intention to be hereditary president for life. so yes that would probably become law in such a case.

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    Jasen.
    🇺🇦 Слава Україні

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  • From a a@21:1/5 to Jasen Betts on Fri Oct 20 19:23:44 2023
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    The arsehole Jasen Betts <usenet@revmaps.no-ip.org> persisting in being an Off-topic troll...

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