• Satan

    From The Devil Satan@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jul 16 13:59:23 2020
    On Tuesday, July 14, 2020 at 6:18:32 AM UTC-5, The G*d In Forces wrote:
    https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/9048669 https://boards.4channel.org/his/thread/9048669

    Satan

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    Anonymous 07/13/20(Mon)21:20:06 No.9048669▶>>9048683 >>9049262 >>9050215 >>9050235 >>9050247 >>9050580
    ALL Scientists know "heaven" was created in 4004 BC because its the same year God of Hebrew created "earth". Yep, that was a boom year for words. Accurate date of their creation too. God of Hebrew

    Anonymous 07/13/20(Mon)21:22:31 No.9048683▶>>9050580
    9048669 (OP)
    Accurate date of their creation too, God of Hebrew.

    Anonymous 07/13/20(Mon)23:11:45 No.9049262▶
    9048669 (OP)
    Christcucks deserve the bullet. They are just so stupid. Specially the American ones

    God of Hebrew 07/14/20(Tue)03:11:05 No.9050174▶
    I created "everything" and "nothing" in 4004 BC

    God of Tamil 07/14/20(Tue)03:17:29 No.9050215▶>>9050580
    9048669 (OP)
    I created "Fuck you", "Fuck off", and "Fuck it", in 4004 BC
    (and "that's how stupid you are" too)

    God of Tamil

    Anonymous 07/14/20(Tue)03:22:15 No.9050235▶
    9048669 (OP)
    https://youtu.be/Y6Vhh70Lw9w [Embed]

    Anonymous 07/14/20(Tue)03:24:30 No.9050247▶
    9048669 (OP)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAgiHreswj0 [Embed]

    Anonymous 07/14/20(Tue)03:28:15 No.9050265▶>>9050312
    The world is 6000 years old. But that's in god years not human years.

    God of Sanskrit 07/14/20(Tue)03:36:42 No.9050312▶
    9050265
    I created "Me", "Myself". and "I", in 4004 BC
    (and "heaven" and "earth" also)

    God of Sanskrit

    Anonymous 07/14/20(Tue)04:43:41 No.9050580▶
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    9048669 (OP)
    I created "Tamil", in 4004 BC, I created "Sanskrit", in 4004 BC, I created "Egyptian", in 4004 BC,
    I created "Hebrew", in 4004 BC, I created "Greek", in 4004 BC, I created "Basque", in 4004 BC,
    I created "Lithuanian", in 4004 BC, I created "Farsi", in 4004 BC, I created "Irish Gaelic", in 4004 BC,
    I created "Icelandic", in 4004 BC, I created "Chinese", in 4004 BC, I created "Arabic", in 4004 BC,
    and I created "English", in 4004 BC.

    9048683
    And it took Me only six (6) days to create them with my 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
    letters, the "Universe" also, because I always rest on the seventh (7th) day.

    9050215
    Gar-Den

    Anonymous 07/14/20(Tue)04:53:00 No.9050608▶>>9050639
    A genuine schizo thread. Neat.

    G-D 07/14/20(Tue)05:04:43 No.9050639▶
    9050608
    4004 BC, 'twas a Banner year.

    G-D
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    Satan

    The Complete Holy Qur'an

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=963kSvgX7Zw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojTJwxE9-u0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C70KTjvVQVQ

    In the name of YHWH Allah,
    the Beneficent, the Merciful.

    The Opening (Al-Fatiha) of Tabernacle

    1.1 All praise is due to YHWH Allah,
    1.2 the LORD God of the Worlds;
    1.3 Unpronounceable, the Unrecitable.
    1.4 The Beneficent, the Merciful.
    1.5 Master of the Day of Judgment.
    1.6 Thee do we serve and
    1.7 Thee do we beseech for help.
    1.8 Keep us on the right path.
    1.9 The path of those upon whom
    1.10 Thou hast bestowed favors.
    1.11 Not the path of those upon whom
    1.12 Thy wrath is brought down,
    1.13 nor of those who go astray.

    Tabernacle at Stonehenge Heel Stone

    YHWH Allah
    (LORD God)

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