• How to test Domeshields, Grass Huts, etc

    From JTEM is so reasonable@21:1/5 to All on Mon Nov 28 12:10:32 2022
    Assuming the popular theory that Domeshields
    were an early form of toilet paper is only partially
    correct -- or maybe even wrong -- this is how you
    test for your Pleistocene housing...

    #1. Find such modern housing.

    Yes. You look at something built last week and
    conclude that's what they were building hundreds
    of thousands if not a million years ago. So find
    them. Those modern "Domeshield" houses or
    grass huts. Whatever. Find them.

    #2. Conduct extensive archaeological digs under
    and around them.

    Thoroughly explore your "Domeshields and their
    surroundings. Dig it all up. Sift everything.

    #3. Find your paleo housing?

    One thing we know for a FACT about humans is
    that if one group thinks someplace is a good spot
    to live, another group will think so too. And it's
    excessively common for archaeologists to discover
    older structure beneath even ancient sites!

    Assuming you didn't find you paleo housing,
    proceed to step four...

    #4. At the very least, find out what you're looking
    for.

    If you dig up primitive housing and it's surroundings,
    at the very least you're going to find out what signs
    these primitive people leave behind in the soil. So
    even if they site was never inhabited in paleo times,
    it will tell you exactly what such a site looks like in
    a paleo context. So, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO
    LOOK FOR.

    #5. PUT IT ALL TOGETHER!

    Where you found your modern "Primitive" housing,
    that's the kind of place where your ancestors would
    have lived. So, figure out where it would have looked
    like that 200,000 or a million years ago, and then go
    dig.

    You know what you're looking for from your
    excavations of a modern "Primitive" habitat site.
    You know what they left behind. You know what
    changes to the soil you need to be looking for.

    So, go ahead; test it.

    It wouldn't be particularly expensive. It wouldn't
    be particularly difficult. Those San people did
    all the hard work -- they built the houses. You just
    need to go dig everything up! And plenty of people
    worked out paleo climates. The maps exist. They
    should be a real help identifying where to look for
    sites matching the modern "Primitives," only back
    half a million years...

    Shut up already. Do it.






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  • From DD'eDeN aka note/nickname/alas_my_l@21:1/5 to All on Mon Nov 28 19:11:36 2022
    These Primates Communicate With Their Butts: https://youtu.be/t7_mBpjb1Mg

    Test: Determine which one is jermyertle based solely on the bad breath emanating from his speechmaking orifice.

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  • From JTEM is so reasonable@21:1/5 to All on Mon Nov 28 21:16:04 2022
    DD'eDeN aka note/nickname/alas_my_loves wrote:

    These Primates Communicate With Their Butts

    Finally something you have experience with!

    So these Butt-yodels you've been, um "Sharing" with us; they are not
    unique to usenet after all!



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  • From DD'eDeN aka note/nickname/alas_my_l@21:1/5 to All on Mon Nov 28 22:52:34 2022
    On Monday, November 28, 2022 at 10:11:38 PM UTC-5, DD'eDeN aka note/nickname/alas_my_loves wrote:
    These Primates Communicate With Their Butts: https://youtu.be/t7_mBpjb1Mg

    Test: Determine which one is jermyertle based solely on the bad breath emanating from his speechmaking orifice.
    Aced another one! Just like baiting snappers!

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  • From JTEM is so reasonable@21:1/5 to All on Tue Nov 29 21:15:10 2022
    DD'eDeN aka note/nickname/alas_my_loves wrote:

    [...]

    You clearly don't give a shit about science, you're threatened by any test of the ideas who leave around like an ill trained dog pooping on all the neighbor's
    lawns and, let's face it, you couldn't understand any of this to save your own life. So why not go watch some Saturday Morning cartoons and leave it at
    that?

    Your "Ideas" are shit, worthy of nothing better than the use as alternative toiler paper. And I just spelled out how to test your idiocy. So, go test your idiocy.




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