• THE BEST COMEDIANS COME FROM MOLOKA`I --- Or Didn't You Know That ?

    From Ras Tafarian@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 22 20:44:42 2021
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    "gggg gggg" wrote in message news:433991c8-19a8-417e-8c36-a2427a3640f7n@googlegroups.com...

    https://www.khon2.com/local-news/new-study-ranks-honolulu-in-10-best-coffee-cities-in-america/


    HERE IS ANOTHER FUN ONE:

    EVEN FELLOW EMPLOYEES WONDER WHERE POLICE OFFICER
    WINFREY IS ?

    SHE IS IN THE TOILET / BATHROOM . . . RELIEVING HERSELF
    OF THE MASSIVE GIGANTIC COFFEE CAFFEINE CUP SHE TOTES
    AROUND THE AIRPORT AND NO DOUBT OTHER LOCATIONS ON THE
    ISLAND.

    GOOD GOD --- TERRORISTS JUST SLIPPED INTO THE AIRPORT,
    THANKS TO OFFICER WINFREY WHO IS BUSY ON THE TOILET
    PASSING MORE CAFFEINE LIQUID DOWN THE HOLE.

    THAT GIGANTIC CUP OF COFFEE IS A SURE RECIPE FOR HYPER
    OVER-REACTION PSYCHO ATTACK MODE TYPE COPS,
    OF WHICH SHE IS KNOWN TO EAGERLY AND THOROUGHLY
    ENJOYS PHYSICALLY BEATING DOWN NATIVE HAWAIIANS,
    THEIR STRIVING LOCAL CAR RENTAL BUSINESSES,
    AND TONS OF OTHER INNOCENTS ON THE ISLAND

    PUT DOWN THE COFFEE CUP WINFREY,
    AND GET BACK ON YOUR JOB PATROLLING . . .

    NANCY REAGAN SAID: "Just Say No"
    WINFREY YOU ARE AN UN-AKNOWLEDGED DRUG ADDICT,
    HYPED UP ON CAFFEINE.

    WINFREY YOU ARE A DRUG ADDICT !

    AND . . .

    SHIT --- SHE'S IN THE TOILET AGAIN !

    A CLEVER COFFEE EXCUSE FOR A BATHROOM BREAK.
    YOU DON'T FOOL ME !
    GET BACK TO WORK,
    AND STOP WALKING AROUND WITH THAT GIGANTIC COFFEE
    CUP THAT IS ATTACHED TO YOU BODY ALL THE WHILE . . .

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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