• Re: Will Chad face Meta *this* time?

    From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 26 19:00:25 2024
    In article <8aed8652-5e09-401a-9468-f09634a3c963n@googlegroups.com>, davidbrown20782@gmail.com says...

    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across 17 days.

    And how long will it be before you disappear up your own ass?

    Jason

    and here he is with his top ten of 5th grade insults. No more "vaca"
    time for you.

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  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 26 19:01:46 2024
    In article <275423d7-56a7-49fc-8dd9-57fb83a3c154n@googlegroups.com>, davidbrown20782@gmail.com says...

    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across 17 days.

    What is the ETA as to when you'll be disappearing up your own ass?

    Thanks for confirming my last response. Not only are you lame but you
    are predictably lame.

    Jason

    P.S.: "ZIMMERMAN"
    Hate being a spelling Nazi, but I feel compelled to correct the misspellings of Jewish names, especially when it's by a poncy dick-shovel like yourself.

    Bored are ya?

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  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 26 18:59:24 2024
    In article <up0dvc$2rne3$3@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now
    en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across 17 days.

    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas. The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami, Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can tee up a beer. Just to be social. Likewise, I?m always happy to take some happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that
    Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests.

    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and
    Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent
    absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted amongst your numbers?

    Send me some Aki and salt fish Mon.


    I know it's the wrong area but Jamaica is as far as I made it.

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  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jan 28 17:05:32 2024
    In article <ce8f8878-68cb-4475-af15-6a579111ee16n@googlegroups.com>, davidbrown20782@gmail.com says...

    On Sunday, January 28, 2024 at 1:33:15 PM UTC-5, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
    ]v[etaphoid Inc. <m...@mormonia.com> wrote in ]news:up4k49$3outq$2...@dont-email.me:
    Ja-Son-Wan-Kenobi Has the High Ground <davidbr...@gmail.com>
    wrote:
    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc.
    wrote:
    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and
    am now en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of
    16 ports across 17 days.

    What is the ETA as to when you'll be disappearing up your own ass?

    Jason

    P.S.: "ZIMMERMAN"
    Hate being a spelling Nazi, but I feel compelled to correct the
    misspellings of Jewish names, especially when it's by a poncy
    dick-shovel like yourself.


    The collective noun for multiple Zimmerman, is Zimmermen. Everyone
    knows that, you lip-dragging moron. The ?Jewish name? has long
    since been co-opted, in case you hadn?t been paying attention - or
    didn?t understand it when you were.

    Greetings from the Dominican Republic?
    Jason is in denial about the Zimmermen? That's rich. After ridding RSPW
    of scum like DeJong, the Mongs and Navir bin-Laden too. And this is the thanks the Zimmermen get? Some crybaby thinking he's a budding spelling Nazi or one of the grammar Gestapo?

    What an ingrate.
    I stand by my statement.
    I GET that there are multiple Zimmers.

    But he specifically called YOU "Zimmermen" or at least failed to differentiate.
    Jason Todd's NEVER wrong about ANYTHING.

    He slapped the shit out of you.

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  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jan 28 17:06:43 2024
    In article <71c94ea0-0cba-4a48-a9f4-267798956d9an@googlegroups.com>, madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com says...

    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across 17 days.


    You are almost as good of a liar as Chadlee.


    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas.

    Do stop by Pawn Stars and see if you can get on camera selling your dignity.


    The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami, Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can tee up a beer. Just to be social.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!


    Likewise, I?m always happy to take some
    happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests.

    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted amongst your numbers?


    Your lies are good, really good, but they have be a little better to reach 'My name is Chadlee Anvil Bryant, I own a mansion and a yacht' status. Good try, though!

    Just because he can and you can't is no reason to doubt him.

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  • From %@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Mon Jan 29 02:33:39 2024
    Skeeter wrote:
    In article <71c94ea0-0cba-4a48-a9f4-267798956d9an@googlegroups.com>, madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com says...

    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now >>> en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across >>> 17 days.


    You are almost as good of a liar as Chadlee.


    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas.

    Do stop by Pawn Stars and see if you can get on camera selling your dignity. >>

    The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit
    Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami, >>> Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can >>> tee up a beer. Just to be social.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!


    Likewise, I?m always happy to take some
    happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that
    Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and
    genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests. >>>
    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the >>> biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much >>> time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and
    Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent
    absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human >>> beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted
    amongst your numbers?


    Your lies are good, really good, but they have be a little better to reach 'My name is Chadlee Anvil Bryant, I own a mansion and a yacht' status. Good try, though!

    Just because he can and you can't is no reason to doubt him.


    http://tinyurl.com/losersskeeterandchad

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  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jan 31 13:53:17 2024
    In article <upe3sr$1kufg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Family Guy <madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Monday, January 29, 2024 at 8:13:49 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Family Guy <madeforz...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote: >>>> Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now
    en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across
    17 days.


    You are almost as good of a liar as Chadlee.
    Have you ever considered just saying nothing,

    Nope. You're too big of a douchebag.


    Just finished a day at Taino Bay - Puerto Placa full of nothing but sitting
    by the beach and breaking only for lunch and rehydration. The day before >> was a sea day, where amongst other lazy pool and bar side adventures, I met
    a guy named Reed from Georgia, who apart from being a decent fellow,
    exploded the myth that people from Georgia were all too poor and stupid to >> get on a boat?


    That sounds like a lie that Chadlee would write...



    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas.

    Do stop by Pawn Stars and see if you can get on camera selling your dignity.
    Only pot plants like you seek out opportunities to sell their dignity on >> camera. Albeit in tiny bit parts where the only prerequisite is to stand >> there and be utterly unnoticeable. Pot plant?.


    Background actors make the picture, Charley. Without them ("us"), you'd have nothing.
    Like that scene in Free Guy when the NPCs vanish.
    I'm proud of the work that I have done, and those times I was lucky to get on camera.
    Not you or Chadlee can change that.
    By the way, attempting to insult or make fun of me for my BG work is also something Chadlee would do......




    The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit >>>> Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami,
    Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can
    tee up a beer. Just to be social.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
    Sorry Dink, no stopover in Georgia.

    Can't get past the border, huh.



    I?m in Punta Cana tomorrow before the
    two weeks in the Caribbean proper begins. I?ll happily grab you a happy
    snap in any one of a dozen islands if you?d like. Or a pot plant in my
    stateroom, if I can find one smaller than you?
    Likewise, I?m always happy to take some
    happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that >>>> Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and >>>> genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests.

    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the
    biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much
    time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and >>>> Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent
    absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human >>>> beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted >>>> amongst your numbers?


    Your lies are good, really good, but they have be a little better to
    reach 'My name is Chadlee Anvil Bryant, I own a mansion and a yacht'
    status. Good try, though!
    No lies here Dink.

    Lying about lying? What a concept!


    Hey Dink,

    I?ve just shipped in to Willemstadt, Curacao in the Dutch Antilles. Grabbed ourselves a day at Kokomo beach resort and are enjoying their free wifi to catch up on a few work emails and your usual pedantry. You?ve got no idea
    how ludicrously slow and expensive wifi is on these Caribbean cruisers and I?ve already racked about $300 in roaming data fees on my phone for downloading a few dozen meg of emails and text messages.

    Pretty cool place, although I?m not sure I?d write a song about it. Absolutely idyllic with some stunning scenery (not that you?d appreciate them!) and a cool beachside restaurant and bar. But I?m beginning to
    suspect that we?re the only people here who aren?t on holidays from
    Amsterdam or Rotterdam!

    Let me know if you?ve got any requests for a photo or personalised message
    on a Kokoaster. Now that?s something that your like-minded boyfriend
    Chadwick would do, you obsessed, unemployed,little muppet?

    ROFL!

    Fat Chad is now frogging me and following me all over the groups.

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  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jan 31 16:41:37 2024
    In article <ab12053f-07df-40b9-ad6b-2b9af2dad4efn@googlegroups.com>, madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com says...

    On Wednesday, January 31, 2024 at 1:35:13 PM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Family Guy <madeforz...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Monday, January 29, 2024 at 8:13:49 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Family Guy <madeforz...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now
    en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across
    17 days.


    You are almost as good of a liar as Chadlee.
    Have you ever considered just saying nothing,

    Nope. You're too big of a douchebag.


    Just finished a day at Taino Bay - Puerto Placa full of nothing but sitting
    by the beach and breaking only for lunch and rehydration. The day before >> was a sea day, where amongst other lazy pool and bar side adventures, I met
    a guy named Reed from Georgia, who apart from being a decent fellow,
    exploded the myth that people from Georgia were all too poor and stupid to
    get on a boat?


    That sounds like a lie that Chadlee would write...



    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas.

    Do stop by Pawn Stars and see if you can get on camera selling your dignity.
    Only pot plants like you seek out opportunities to sell their dignity on >> camera. Albeit in tiny bit parts where the only prerequisite is to stand >> there and be utterly unnoticeable. Pot plant?.


    Background actors make the picture, Charley. Without them ("us"), you'd have nothing.
    Like that scene in Free Guy when the NPCs vanish.
    I'm proud of the work that I have done, and those times I was lucky to get on camera.
    Not you or Chadlee can change that.
    By the way, attempting to insult or make fun of me for my BG work is also something Chadlee would do......




    The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit >>>> Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami,
    Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can
    tee up a beer. Just to be social.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
    Sorry Dink, no stopover in Georgia.

    Can't get past the border, huh.



    I?m in Punta Cana tomorrow before the
    two weeks in the Caribbean proper begins. I?ll happily grab you a happy >> snap in any one of a dozen islands if you?d like. Or a pot plant in my >> stateroom, if I can find one smaller than you?
    Likewise, I?m always happy to take some
    happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that
    Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and >>>> genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests.

    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the
    biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much
    time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and >>>> Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent >>>> absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human
    beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted
    amongst your numbers?


    Your lies are good, really good, but they have be a little better to >>> reach 'My name is Chadlee Anvil Bryant, I own a mansion and a yacht' >>> status. Good try, though!
    No lies here Dink.

    Lying about lying? What a concept!

    Hey Dink,

    I?ve just

    = snip =

    Don't care, don't care, don't care.

    But you just had to respond.

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  • From %@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Thu Feb 1 04:24:27 2024
    Skeeter wrote:
    In article <upe3sr$1kufg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Family Guy <madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Monday, January 29, 2024 at 8:13:49 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote: >>>> Family Guy <madeforz...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote: >>>>>> Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now
    en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across
    17 days.


    You are almost as good of a liar as Chadlee.
    Have you ever considered just saying nothing,

    Nope. You're too big of a douchebag.


    Just finished a day at Taino Bay - Puerto Placa full of nothing but sitting
    by the beach and breaking only for lunch and rehydration. The day before >>>> was a sea day, where amongst other lazy pool and bar side adventures, I met
    a guy named Reed from Georgia, who apart from being a decent fellow,
    exploded the myth that people from Georgia were all too poor and stupid to >>>> get on a boat?


    That sounds like a lie that Chadlee would write...



    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas.

    Do stop by Pawn Stars and see if you can get on camera selling your dignity.
    Only pot plants like you seek out opportunities to sell their dignity on >>>> camera. Albeit in tiny bit parts where the only prerequisite is to stand >>>> there and be utterly unnoticeable. Pot plant?.


    Background actors make the picture, Charley. Without them ("us"), you'd have nothing.
    Like that scene in Free Guy when the NPCs vanish.
    I'm proud of the work that I have done, and those times I was lucky to get on camera.
    Not you or Chadlee can change that.
    By the way, attempting to insult or make fun of me for my BG work is also >>> something Chadlee would do......




    The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit >>>>>> Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami,
    Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can
    tee up a beer. Just to be social.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
    Sorry Dink, no stopover in Georgia.

    Can't get past the border, huh.



    I?m in Punta Cana tomorrow before the
    two weeks in the Caribbean proper begins. I?ll happily grab you a happy >>>> snap in any one of a dozen islands if you?d like. Or a pot plant in my >>>> stateroom, if I can find one smaller than you?
    Likewise, I?m always happy to take some
    happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that >>>>>> Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and >>>>>> genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests.

    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the
    biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much
    time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and >>>>>> Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent >>>>>> absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human >>>>>> beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted >>>>>> amongst your numbers?


    Your lies are good, really good, but they have be a little better to >>>>> reach 'My name is Chadlee Anvil Bryant, I own a mansion and a yacht' >>>>> status. Good try, though!
    No lies here Dink.

    Lying about lying? What a concept!


    Hey Dink,

    I?ve just shipped in to Willemstadt, Curacao in the Dutch Antilles. Grabbed >> ourselves a day at Kokomo beach resort and are enjoying their free wifi to >> catch up on a few work emails and your usual pedantry. You?ve got no idea
    how ludicrously slow and expensive wifi is on these Caribbean cruisers and >> I?ve already racked about $300 in roaming data fees on my phone for
    downloading a few dozen meg of emails and text messages.

    Pretty cool place, although I?m not sure I?d write a song about it.
    Absolutely idyllic with some stunning scenery (not that you?d appreciate
    them!) and a cool beachside restaurant and bar. But I?m beginning to
    suspect that we?re the only people here who aren?t on holidays from
    Amsterdam or Rotterdam!

    Let me know if you?ve got any requests for a photo or personalised message >> on a Kokoaster. Now that?s something that your like-minded boyfriend
    Chadwick would do, you obsessed, unemployed,little muppet?

    ROFL!

    Fat Chad is now frogging me and following me all over the groups.


    http://tinyurl.com/losersskeeterandchad LOL

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  • From ]v[etaphoid Inc.@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Wed Feb 7 18:55:36 2024
    Skeeter <Skeeterweed@proton.me> wrote:
    In article <upe3sr$1kufg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Family Guy <madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Monday, January 29, 2024 at 8:13:49 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote: >>>> Family Guy <madeforz...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote: >>>>>> Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now
    en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across
    17 days.


    You are almost as good of a liar as Chadlee.
    Have you ever considered just saying nothing,

    Nope. You're too big of a douchebag.


    Just finished a day at Taino Bay - Puerto Placa full of nothing but sitting
    by the beach and breaking only for lunch and rehydration. The day before >>>> was a sea day, where amongst other lazy pool and bar side adventures, I met
    a guy named Reed from Georgia, who apart from being a decent fellow,
    exploded the myth that people from Georgia were all too poor and stupid to >>>> get on a boat?


    That sounds like a lie that Chadlee would write...



    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas.

    Do stop by Pawn Stars and see if you can get on camera selling your dignity.
    Only pot plants like you seek out opportunities to sell their dignity on >>>> camera. Albeit in tiny bit parts where the only prerequisite is to stand >>>> there and be utterly unnoticeable. Pot plant?.


    Background actors make the picture, Charley. Without them ("us"), you'd have nothing.
    Like that scene in Free Guy when the NPCs vanish.
    I'm proud of the work that I have done, and those times I was lucky to get on camera.
    Not you or Chadlee can change that.
    By the way, attempting to insult or make fun of me for my BG work is also >>> something Chadlee would do......




    The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit >>>>>> Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami,
    Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can
    tee up a beer. Just to be social.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
    Sorry Dink, no stopover in Georgia.

    Can't get past the border, huh.



    I?m in Punta Cana tomorrow before the
    two weeks in the Caribbean proper begins. I?ll happily grab you a happy >>>> snap in any one of a dozen islands if you?d like. Or a pot plant in my >>>> stateroom, if I can find one smaller than you?
    Likewise, I?m always happy to take some
    happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that >>>>>> Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and >>>>>> genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests.

    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the
    biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much
    time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and >>>>>> Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent >>>>>> absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human >>>>>> beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted >>>>>> amongst your numbers?


    Your lies are good, really good, but they have be a little better to >>>>> reach 'My name is Chadlee Anvil Bryant, I own a mansion and a yacht' >>>>> status. Good try, though!
    No lies here Dink.

    Lying about lying? What a concept!


    Hey Dink,

    I?ve just shipped in to Willemstadt, Curacao in the Dutch Antilles. Grabbed >> ourselves a day at Kokomo beach resort and are enjoying their free wifi to >> catch up on a few work emails and your usual pedantry. You?ve got no idea
    how ludicrously slow and expensive wifi is on these Caribbean cruisers and >> I?ve already racked about $300 in roaming data fees on my phone for
    downloading a few dozen meg of emails and text messages.

    Pretty cool place, although I?m not sure I?d write a song about it.
    Absolutely idyllic with some stunning scenery (not that you?d appreciate
    them!) and a cool beachside restaurant and bar. But I?m beginning to
    suspect that we?re the only people here who aren?t on holidays from
    Amsterdam or Rotterdam!

    Let me know if you?ve got any requests for a photo or personalised message >> on a Kokoaster. Now that?s something that your like-minded boyfriend
    Chadwick would do, you obsessed, unemployed,little muppet?

    ROFL!

    Fat Chad is now frogging me and following me all over the groups.


    In Cottage cheese Chadwick’s defence, he tends to inadvertently spill over into all manner of adjacent newsgroups, park benches and other communal resources designed to encapsulate single, normal sized bodies.

    I think he’s fit in well here at Champagne Bay, Dominica. Even though he’d be most threatened and opposed by the black sand, the amazing “champagne” bubbling ocean bed and plethora of edible marine life would reminded him of
    the upsized meal deals and carbonated drinks which were largely responsibly
    for the bizarre shape his body has conformed to…

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 7 14:37:48 2024
    In article <uq0jn8$1i3jg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Skeeter <Skeeterweed@proton.me> wrote:
    In article <upe3sr$1kufg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Family Guy <madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Monday, January 29, 2024 at 8:13:49 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote: >>>> Family Guy <madeforz...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now
    en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across
    17 days.


    You are almost as good of a liar as Chadlee.
    Have you ever considered just saying nothing,

    Nope. You're too big of a douchebag.


    Just finished a day at Taino Bay - Puerto Placa full of nothing but sitting
    by the beach and breaking only for lunch and rehydration. The day before >>>> was a sea day, where amongst other lazy pool and bar side adventures, I met
    a guy named Reed from Georgia, who apart from being a decent fellow, >>>> exploded the myth that people from Georgia were all too poor and stupid to
    get on a boat?


    That sounds like a lie that Chadlee would write...



    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas.

    Do stop by Pawn Stars and see if you can get on camera selling your dignity.
    Only pot plants like you seek out opportunities to sell their dignity on >>>> camera. Albeit in tiny bit parts where the only prerequisite is to stand >>>> there and be utterly unnoticeable. Pot plant?.


    Background actors make the picture, Charley. Without them ("us"), you'd have nothing.
    Like that scene in Free Guy when the NPCs vanish.
    I'm proud of the work that I have done, and those times I was lucky to get on camera.
    Not you or Chadlee can change that.
    By the way, attempting to insult or make fun of me for my BG work is also >>> something Chadlee would do......




    The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit >>>>>> Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami,
    Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can
    tee up a beer. Just to be social.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
    Sorry Dink, no stopover in Georgia.

    Can't get past the border, huh.



    I?m in Punta Cana tomorrow before the
    two weeks in the Caribbean proper begins. I?ll happily grab you a happy >>>> snap in any one of a dozen islands if you?d like. Or a pot plant in my >>>> stateroom, if I can find one smaller than you?
    Likewise, I?m always happy to take some
    happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that
    Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and >>>>>> genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests.

    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the
    biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much
    time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and >>>>>> Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent >>>>>> absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human
    beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted
    amongst your numbers?


    Your lies are good, really good, but they have be a little better to >>>>> reach 'My name is Chadlee Anvil Bryant, I own a mansion and a yacht' >>>>> status. Good try, though!
    No lies here Dink.

    Lying about lying? What a concept!


    Hey Dink,

    I?ve just shipped in to Willemstadt, Curacao in the Dutch Antilles. Grabbed
    ourselves a day at Kokomo beach resort and are enjoying their free wifi to >> catch up on a few work emails and your usual pedantry. You?ve got no idea >> how ludicrously slow and expensive wifi is on these Caribbean cruisers and >> I?ve already racked about $300 in roaming data fees on my phone for
    downloading a few dozen meg of emails and text messages.

    Pretty cool place, although I?m not sure I?d write a song about it.
    Absolutely idyllic with some stunning scenery (not that you?d appreciate >> them!) and a cool beachside restaurant and bar. But I?m beginning to
    suspect that we?re the only people here who aren?t on holidays from
    Amsterdam or Rotterdam!

    Let me know if you?ve got any requests for a photo or personalised message >> on a Kokoaster. Now that?s something that your like-minded boyfriend
    Chadwick would do, you obsessed, unemployed,little muppet?

    ROFL!

    Fat Chad is now frogging me and following me all over the groups.


    In Cottage cheese Chadwick?s defence, he tends to inadvertently spill over into all manner of adjacent newsgroups, park benches and other communal resources designed to encapsulate single, normal sized bodies.

    I think he?s fit in well here at Champagne Bay, Dominica. Even though he?d
    be most threatened and opposed by the black sand, the amazing ?champagne? bubbling ocean bed and plethora of edible marine life would reminded him of the upsized meal deals and carbonated drinks which were largely responsibly for the bizarre shape his body has conformed to?

    I envy you. I have been to Jamaica but never got to the other islands.
    To Belize once.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From ]v[etaphoid Inc.@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Sun Feb 11 15:02:22 2024
    Skeeter <Skeeterweed@proton.me> wrote:
    In article <uq0jn8$1i3jg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Skeeter <Skeeterweed@proton.me> wrote:
    In article <upe3sr$1kufg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Family Guy <madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Monday, January 29, 2024 at 8:13:49 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote: >>>>>> Family Guy <madeforz...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now
    en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across
    17 days.


    You are almost as good of a liar as Chadlee.
    Have you ever considered just saying nothing,

    Nope. You're too big of a douchebag.


    Just finished a day at Taino Bay - Puerto Placa full of nothing but sitting
    by the beach and breaking only for lunch and rehydration. The day before >>>>>> was a sea day, where amongst other lazy pool and bar side adventures, I met
    a guy named Reed from Georgia, who apart from being a decent fellow, >>>>>> exploded the myth that people from Georgia were all too poor and stupid to
    get on a boat?


    That sounds like a lie that Chadlee would write...



    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas.

    Do stop by Pawn Stars and see if you can get on camera selling your dignity.
    Only pot plants like you seek out opportunities to sell their dignity on >>>>>> camera. Albeit in tiny bit parts where the only prerequisite is to stand >>>>>> there and be utterly unnoticeable. Pot plant?.


    Background actors make the picture, Charley. Without them ("us"), you'd have nothing.
    Like that scene in Free Guy when the NPCs vanish.
    I'm proud of the work that I have done, and those times I was lucky to get on camera.
    Not you or Chadlee can change that.
    By the way, attempting to insult or make fun of me for my BG work is also >>>>> something Chadlee would do......




    The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit >>>>>>>> Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami,
    Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can
    tee up a beer. Just to be social.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
    Sorry Dink, no stopover in Georgia.

    Can't get past the border, huh.



    I?m in Punta Cana tomorrow before the
    two weeks in the Caribbean proper begins. I?ll happily grab you a happy >>>>>> snap in any one of a dozen islands if you?d like. Or a pot plant in my >>>>>> stateroom, if I can find one smaller than you?
    Likewise, I?m always happy to take some
    happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that
    Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and >>>>>>>> genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests.

    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the
    biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much
    time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and >>>>>>>> Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent >>>>>>>> absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human
    beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted
    amongst your numbers?


    Your lies are good, really good, but they have be a little better to >>>>>>> reach 'My name is Chadlee Anvil Bryant, I own a mansion and a yacht' >>>>>>> status. Good try, though!
    No lies here Dink.

    Lying about lying? What a concept!


    Hey Dink,

    I?ve just shipped in to Willemstadt, Curacao in the Dutch Antilles. Grabbed
    ourselves a day at Kokomo beach resort and are enjoying their free wifi to >>>> catch up on a few work emails and your usual pedantry. You?ve got no idea >>>> how ludicrously slow and expensive wifi is on these Caribbean cruisers and >>>> I?ve already racked about $300 in roaming data fees on my phone for
    downloading a few dozen meg of emails and text messages.

    Pretty cool place, although I?m not sure I?d write a song about it.
    Absolutely idyllic with some stunning scenery (not that you?d appreciate >>>> them!) and a cool beachside restaurant and bar. But I?m beginning to
    suspect that we?re the only people here who aren?t on holidays from
    Amsterdam or Rotterdam!

    Let me know if you?ve got any requests for a photo or personalised message >>>> on a Kokoaster. Now that?s something that your like-minded boyfriend
    Chadwick would do, you obsessed, unemployed,little muppet?

    ROFL!

    Fat Chad is now frogging me and following me all over the groups.


    In Cottage cheese Chadwick?s defence, he tends to inadvertently spill over >> into all manner of adjacent newsgroups, park benches and other communal
    resources designed to encapsulate single, normal sized bodies.

    I think he?s fit in well here at Champagne Bay, Dominica. Even though he?d >> be most threatened and opposed by the black sand, the amazing ?champagne?
    bubbling ocean bed and plethora of edible marine life would reminded him of >> the upsized meal deals and carbonated drinks which were largely responsibly >> for the bizarre shape his body has conformed to?

    I envy you. I have been to Jamaica but never got to the other islands.
    To Belize once.


    It’s been an amazing 17 days with just one more to go.

    The convenience of seeing so many ports and beautiful beaches is only
    slightly compromised by doing it alongside 2000 other tourists - plus
    whatever other ships are in port. As a result, there’s some serious price gouging going on, but as a once in a lifetime opportunity, at some point
    you just have to agree a fair price and pay the going rate if you want to sample all the delights along the Spanish Main, and we certainly have.

    Quite by accident, yesterday we ended up at a Dink beach at Cupecoy Beach
    in St Maarten. It wasn’t until we arrived at this amazingly picturesque, private little cove, that we discovered that it was clothing optional, and
    that everyone else (about twenty of them - mainly elderly men!) had taken
    up the option to shed everything!

    Unlike the beaches Dink frequented, no children were allowed, so after a
    brief debate, we decided that when in Rome, one should do as the Romans do.
    We were brown as berries after so much recent sun, so it was a great chance
    to soften some of the tanlines and let the boys experience some rare
    sunshine. As expected, Mrs Metaphoid’s twins got plenty of indiscrete attention, but hey, you only live once and she made a lot of older gents
    quite happy with their day!

    Will let you know how the conch fritters go down (and hopefully - stay
    down). Sea slug isn’t usually on my menu, but if I’m going to get my slug out in their ocean, the least I can do is sample theirs…

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Sun Feb 11 08:49:31 2024
    In article <uqanhu$10rpt$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Skeeter <Skeeterweed@proton.me> wrote:
    In article <uq0jn8$1i3jg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Skeeter <Skeeterweed@proton.me> wrote:
    In article <upe3sr$1kufg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Family Guy <madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Monday, January 29, 2024 at 8:13:49 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Family Guy <madeforz...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now
    en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across
    17 days.


    You are almost as good of a liar as Chadlee.
    Have you ever considered just saying nothing,

    Nope. You're too big of a douchebag.


    Just finished a day at Taino Bay - Puerto Placa full of nothing but sitting
    by the beach and breaking only for lunch and rehydration. The day before
    was a sea day, where amongst other lazy pool and bar side adventures, I met
    a guy named Reed from Georgia, who apart from being a decent fellow, >>>>>> exploded the myth that people from Georgia were all too poor and stupid to
    get on a boat?


    That sounds like a lie that Chadlee would write...



    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas. >>>>>>>
    Do stop by Pawn Stars and see if you can get on camera selling your dignity.
    Only pot plants like you seek out opportunities to sell their dignity on
    camera. Albeit in tiny bit parts where the only prerequisite is to stand
    there and be utterly unnoticeable. Pot plant?.


    Background actors make the picture, Charley. Without them ("us"), you'd have nothing.
    Like that scene in Free Guy when the NPCs vanish.
    I'm proud of the work that I have done, and those times I was lucky to get on camera.
    Not you or Chadlee can change that.
    By the way, attempting to insult or make fun of me for my BG work is also
    something Chadlee would do......




    The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit
    Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami,
    Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can
    tee up a beer. Just to be social.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
    Sorry Dink, no stopover in Georgia.

    Can't get past the border, huh.



    I?m in Punta Cana tomorrow before the
    two weeks in the Caribbean proper begins. I?ll happily grab you a happy
    snap in any one of a dozen islands if you?d like. Or a pot plant in my >>>>>> stateroom, if I can find one smaller than you?
    Likewise, I?m always happy to take some
    happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that
    Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and >>>>>>>> genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests.

    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the
    biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much
    time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and >>>>>>>> Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent >>>>>>>> absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human
    beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted
    amongst your numbers?


    Your lies are good, really good, but they have be a little better to >>>>>>> reach 'My name is Chadlee Anvil Bryant, I own a mansion and a yacht' >>>>>>> status. Good try, though!
    No lies here Dink.

    Lying about lying? What a concept!


    Hey Dink,

    I?ve just shipped in to Willemstadt, Curacao in the Dutch Antilles. Grabbed
    ourselves a day at Kokomo beach resort and are enjoying their free wifi to
    catch up on a few work emails and your usual pedantry. You?ve got no idea
    how ludicrously slow and expensive wifi is on these Caribbean cruisers and
    I?ve already racked about $300 in roaming data fees on my phone for
    downloading a few dozen meg of emails and text messages.

    Pretty cool place, although I?m not sure I?d write a song about it.
    Absolutely idyllic with some stunning scenery (not that you?d appreciate >>>> them!) and a cool beachside restaurant and bar. But I?m beginning to >>>> suspect that we?re the only people here who aren?t on holidays from
    Amsterdam or Rotterdam!

    Let me know if you?ve got any requests for a photo or personalised message
    on a Kokoaster. Now that?s something that your like-minded boyfriend >>>> Chadwick would do, you obsessed, unemployed,little muppet?

    ROFL!

    Fat Chad is now frogging me and following me all over the groups.


    In Cottage cheese Chadwick?s defence, he tends to inadvertently spill over >> into all manner of adjacent newsgroups, park benches and other communal
    resources designed to encapsulate single, normal sized bodies.

    I think he?s fit in well here at Champagne Bay, Dominica. Even though he?d >> be most threatened and opposed by the black sand, the amazing ?champagne? >> bubbling ocean bed and plethora of edible marine life would reminded him of
    the upsized meal deals and carbonated drinks which were largely responsibly
    for the bizarre shape his body has conformed to?

    I envy you. I have been to Jamaica but never got to the other islands.
    To Belize once.


    It?s been an amazing 17 days with just one more to go.

    The convenience of seeing so many ports and beautiful beaches is only slightly compromised by doing it alongside 2000 other tourists - plus whatever other ships are in port. As a result, there?s some serious price gouging going on, but as a once in a lifetime opportunity, at some point
    you just have to agree a fair price and pay the going rate if you want to sample all the delights along the Spanish Main, and we certainly have.

    Quite by accident, yesterday we ended up at a Dink beach at Cupecoy Beach
    in St Maarten. It wasn?t until we arrived at this amazingly picturesque, private little cove, that we discovered that it was clothing optional, and that everyone else (about twenty of them - mainly elderly men!) had taken
    up the option to shed everything!

    Unlike the beaches Dink frequented, no children were allowed, so after a brief debate, we decided that when in Rome, one should do as the Romans do. We were brown as berries after so much recent sun, so it was a great chance to soften some of the tanlines and let the boys experience some rare sunshine. As expected, Mrs Metaphoid?s twins got plenty of indiscrete attention, but hey, you only live once and she made a lot of older gents quite happy with their day!

    Will let you know how the conch fritters go down (and hopefully - stay
    down). Sea slug isn?t usually on my menu, but if I?m going to get my slug
    out in their ocean, the least I can do is sample theirs?

    Love the Conch. My brother just got home from a cruse.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From ]v[etaphoid Inc.@21:1/5 to met@mormonia.com on Sat Feb 17 02:43:25 2024
    ]v[etaphoid Inc. <met@mormonia.com> wrote:
    Skeeter <Skeeterweed@proton.me> wrote:
    In article <uq0jn8$1i3jg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Skeeter <Skeeterweed@proton.me> wrote:
    In article <upe3sr$1kufg$1@dont-email.me>, met@mormonia.com says...

    Family Guy <madeforzyngagames@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Monday, January 29, 2024 at 8:13:49 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Family Guy <madeforz...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    On Friday, January 26, 2024 at 9:01:21 AM UTC-5, ]v[etaphoid Inc. wrote:
    Hello friends and fuckwits alike,

    Just a note to let you know that I?ve just flown into San Fran and am now
    en route to Miami before departing on a Caribbean cruise of 16 ports across
    17 days.


    You are almost as good of a liar as Chadlee.
    Have you ever considered just saying nothing,

    Nope. You're too big of a douchebag.


    Just finished a day at Taino Bay - Puerto Placa full of nothing but sitting
    by the beach and breaking only for lunch and rehydration. The day before
    was a sea day, where amongst other lazy pool and bar side adventures, I met
    a guy named Reed from Georgia, who apart from being a decent fellow, >>>>>>> exploded the myth that people from Georgia were all too poor and stupid to
    get on a boat?


    That sounds like a lie that Chadlee would write...



    Before heading home, I?ll be doing my usual stopover in Vegas. >>>>>>>>
    Do stop by Pawn Stars and see if you can get on camera selling your dignity.
    Only pot plants like you seek out opportunities to sell their dignity on
    camera. Albeit in tiny bit parts where the only prerequisite is to stand
    there and be utterly unnoticeable. Pot plant?.


    Background actors make the picture, Charley. Without them ("us"), you'd have nothing.
    Like that scene in Free Guy when the NPCs vanish.
    I'm proud of the work that I have done, and those times I was lucky to get on camera.
    Not you or Chadlee can change that.
    By the way, attempting to insult or make fun of me for my BG work is also
    something Chadlee would do......




    The
    itinerary is too tight to afford me a visit to Salt Lake City to visit
    Chadwick?s neighbours this time, but if anyone is going to be around Miami,
    Vegas or Dallas between 11-18 February, let me know and I?ll see if we can
    tee up a beer. Just to be social.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
    Sorry Dink, no stopover in Georgia.

    Can't get past the border, huh.



    I?m in Punta Cana tomorrow before the
    two weeks in the Caribbean proper begins. I?ll happily grab you a happy >>>>>>> snap in any one of a dozen islands if you?d like. Or a pot plant in my >>>>>>> stateroom, if I can find one smaller than you?
    Likewise, I?m always happy to take some
    happy snaps in Antigua, St Maarten or Aruba with a coaster stating that
    Chad is a bitter pauper or that Toddler has the mental capacity (and >>>>>>>>> genitals) of a twelve year old - so let me know if anyone has any requests.

    Upon my return to Oz, I?ll be commencing a new role heading up one of the
    biggest sporting franchises in the country, so may not have quite so much
    time to point out just how stupid Freetard, Jaytard, John DeJong and >>>>>>>>> Chadlee Bryant are, but rest assured that even during any apparent >>>>>>>>> absences, I shall be here, lurking and laughing at how stupid some human
    beings really are?

    Keep up the good work, Zimmermen - you make me very proud to be counted
    amongst your numbers?


    Your lies are good, really good, but they have be a little better to >>>>>>>> reach 'My name is Chadlee Anvil Bryant, I own a mansion and a yacht' >>>>>>>> status. Good try, though!
    No lies here Dink.

    Lying about lying? What a concept!


    Hey Dink,

    I?ve just shipped in to Willemstadt, Curacao in the Dutch Antilles. Grabbed
    ourselves a day at Kokomo beach resort and are enjoying their free wifi to
    catch up on a few work emails and your usual pedantry. You?ve got no idea >>>>> how ludicrously slow and expensive wifi is on these Caribbean cruisers and
    I?ve already racked about $300 in roaming data fees on my phone for
    downloading a few dozen meg of emails and text messages.

    Pretty cool place, although I?m not sure I?d write a song about it.
    Absolutely idyllic with some stunning scenery (not that you?d appreciate >>>>> them!) and a cool beachside restaurant and bar. But I?m beginning to >>>>> suspect that we?re the only people here who aren?t on holidays from
    Amsterdam or Rotterdam!

    Let me know if you?ve got any requests for a photo or personalised message
    on a Kokoaster. Now that?s something that your like-minded boyfriend >>>>> Chadwick would do, you obsessed, unemployed,little muppet?

    ROFL!

    Fat Chad is now frogging me and following me all over the groups.


    In Cottage cheese Chadwick?s defence, he tends to inadvertently spill over >>> into all manner of adjacent newsgroups, park benches and other communal
    resources designed to encapsulate single, normal sized bodies.

    I think he?s fit in well here at Champagne Bay, Dominica. Even though he?d >>> be most threatened and opposed by the black sand, the amazing ?champagne? >>> bubbling ocean bed and plethora of edible marine life would reminded him of >>> the upsized meal deals and carbonated drinks which were largely responsibly >>> for the bizarre shape his body has conformed to?

    I envy you. I have been to Jamaica but never got to the other islands.
    To Belize once.


    It’s been an amazing 17 days with just one more to go.

    The convenience of seeing so many ports and beautiful beaches is only slightly compromised by doing it alongside 2000 other tourists - plus whatever other ships are in port. As a result, there’s some serious price gouging going on, but as a once in a lifetime opportunity, at some point
    you just have to agree a fair price and pay the going rate if you want to sample all the delights along the Spanish Main, and we certainly have.

    Quite by accident, yesterday we ended up at a Dink beach at Cupecoy Beach
    in St Maarten. It wasn’t until we arrived at this amazingly picturesque, private little cove, that we discovered that it was clothing optional, and that everyone else (about twenty of them - mainly elderly men!) had taken
    up the option to shed everything!

    Unlike the beaches Dink frequented, no children were allowed, so after a brief debate, we decided that when in Rome, one should do as the Romans do. We were brown as berries after so much recent sun, so it was a great chance to soften some of the tanlines and let the boys experience some rare sunshine. As expected, Mrs Metaphoid’s twins got plenty of indiscrete attention, but hey, you only live once and she made a lot of older gents quite happy with their day!

    Will let you know how the conch fritters go down (and hopefully - stay
    down). Sea slug isn’t usually on my menu, but if I’m going to get my slug out in their ocean, the least I can do is sample theirs…



    Well, the conch fritters with lime butter were awesome, so a big thanks to Davey Zimmerman for tipping us into them.

    Just as good, was the progressive meal we had along Espinosa Way. We
    stopped at three restaurants along the main dining strip on South Beach
    Miami - one Cuban, one South American fusion, and a Japanese/Peruvian sushi place. Much though we had intended on focusing on the Latin meals (and the empanada at La Mulata was the best I’ve ever had), Paperfish Sushi was the undoubted highlight. Absolutely sumptuous sushi, sashimi complemented by
    some amazing South American spices, and their small share plates were surprisingly affordable during their 5-8pm happy hour. I wholeheartedly recommend it next time any of my American brothers are in Miami.

    For our final day stateside, we almost went to watch Joe Biden who was in
    town in early election mode. I was lucky enough to - and genuinely
    impressed by his imposing oratory - witness Obama first hand at UNLV in
    Vegas many years ago, so liked the idea of a firsthand audience with
    another President, irrespective of how less impressive Biden may be. But in
    the end, ]v[rs ]v[eta wanted to finish off our three week trip with some shopping so we spent the day between South Beach and Dolphin Mall outlet shopping instead. We all pick our battles and she’d been very good company throughout our trip - organising much of our day trips on the cruise, and presenting beautifully as always. It was the least I could do before the
    long haul home.

    Back home for 48 hours now - albeit spent most of yesterday at work
    preparing for my upcoming departure in a weeks time. The body clock and sea legs are still playing havoc, but that’s a fair price to pay for three
    weeks away. Thanks everyone for your feedback and kind wishes. Maybe on my
    next visit we’ll have time for a friendly ale…

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