"John Henry

If you or anyone you know has a basement or spare room available that
they'd like to rent to an unobtrusive tenant for some extra money,
especially in the area in and around Kalamazoo, Michigan, please put
them in touch with me ASAP."

Got references? Your last three places of residence will do nicely.


"John: I'm reasonably quiet and clean and don't have any traffic or
visitors to speak of, no criminal record, and I'm going to be on the
streets in a few days if I don't find some options."

That's going to make it extra attractive. So what do you do to generate
income to pay rent?

"John: I will definitely consider other locations, but a) that also
means I have to find a way to get myself and my stuff there and b) I
really, REALLY would rather prefer to stay in this area. I've seen
plenty of this country, and if I'm going to see more of it I'd rather it
happen under better auspices than a panicked cross-country flight for my
life."

You sound desperate. And broke. No can do. Landlord ethics and all that.
You understand, right?

"John: If you have something available let's get together and talk
numbers so I know what kind of goal-setting I need to do for sure. Just
DM the page, I'll be here. Thanks."

600 a month, three months security deposit and the internet is blocked
for porn. That OK with you?

"John: NB: I'm not trying to live in a party house, thanks. Been
there, done that, it always goes south and usually sooner than later.
Being able to work, whether on my own stuff or on some remote gig,
requires the ability to maintain an environment that isn't full of
distractions and noise and all-hours chaos. Nothing personal, but if
you want to get paid rent I have to be able to work."

Fuck off, parasite.

PS: "Beggars can't be choosers"

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Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:

"John Henry

If you or anyone you know has a basement or spare room available that
they'd like to rent to an unobtrusive tenant for some extra money,
especially in the area in and around Kalamazoo, Michigan, please put
them in touch with me ASAP."

Got references? Your last three places of residence will do nicely.

"John: I'm reasonably quiet and clean and don't have any traffic or
visitors to speak of, no criminal record, and I'm going to be on the
streets in a few days if I don't find some options."

That's going to make it extra attractive. So what do you do to generate income to pay rent?

"John: I will definitely consider other locations, but a) that also
means I have to find a way to get myself and my stuff there and b) I
really, REALLY would rather prefer to stay in this area. I've seen
plenty of this country, and if I'm going to see more of it I'd rather it happen under better auspices than a panicked cross-country flight for my life."

You sound desperate. And broke. No can do. Landlord ethics and all that.
You understand, right?

"John: If you have something available let's get together and talk
numbers so I know what kind of goal-setting I need to do for sure. Just
DM the page, I'll be here. Thanks."

600 a month, three months security deposit and the internet is blocked
for porn. That OK with you?

"John: NB: I'm not trying to live in a party house, thanks. Been
there, done that, it always goes south and usually sooner than later.
Being able to work, whether on my own stuff or on some remote gig,
requires the ability to maintain an environment that isn't full of distractions and noise and all-hours chaos. Nothing personal, but if
you want to get paid rent I have to be able to work."

Fuck off, parasite.

PS: "Beggars can't be choosers"

you can live here

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