• Get ready for more begging! IMMINENT MOOCH-A-THON ALERT!!!

    From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to All on Sat Nov 18 19:52:08 2023
    All you people with no money to spare for someone who won't support
    himself need to find people to send money to JOHN HENRY DEJONG! The rest
    of you need to support an entitled mooch.

    "John Henry

    One post multiplied my bonus payout by a factor of six. Unfortunately
    that means I'm now at six bucks for the month."

    Six bucks out of 30K that Facebook could pay out isn't bad! It's
    pathetic and proves that you burn out the compassion in people.

    "My living situation is still dire and hanging on the edge of utter
    disaster. I have less than two weeks to figure out where I'm gonna go
    and how I'm gonna get there, and short of an increase in contributions
    by a couple orders of magnitude there is no solution other than I'm
    gonna be on the streets with nothing but what I'm wearing."

    You have had many months to get your "living situation" squared away.
    Instead you blew the money you mooched on software subscriptions, drugs
    and meaningless bullshit while not kicking in a fair share to a dying
    woman who was kind enough to take you in. You never looked to sustain
    yourself in any other way than mooching.

    Michigan winters are cold, grasshopper! Even the ants dying of a
    terminal disease are wise to you.

    "Not trying to be a downer, not exaggerating either. That's just where
    things are. Please help if you can, and remember that even if you can't
    help with direct financial support, engagement is going to be key. The
    folks with whom my work resonates are out there. 99.9% of them don't
    even know I exist. If we can get a good start on fixing that problem
    there's a slight chance I'll manage to somehow pull another miracle out
    and be able to move on to whatever's next."

    Potter's field would be my suggestion. I'm sure Mona can spare the
    bleach. Chug it.

    "Otherwise, whatever's next is the end of the whole mess, I'm afraid. I
    just can't see it going any other way."

    Two words: "Good riddance".

    Bonus round: Who has less self-awareness than JOHN HENRY DEJONG?

    PS: Triple bonus points for naming someone still alive.

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