The Pissbum chronicles - chapter 1: "Dress Warmly, Mooch!"
From
Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to
All on Fri Nov 17 19:38:20 2023
Michigan gets cold. More content coming later from our Social Justice
Warrior as he attempts to squeeze even more money from the sheep!
"John Henry
Man I don't like how susceptible my body is becoming to changes in the
weather. There's a giant winter storm system and low pressure moving
in, and I can barely move. Feel like I want to crawl back into bed and
sleep for a week. I'm sure the ongoing upheavals aren't helping, but
also sure it's not 'depression.' I know that feeling all too well, this
ain't it. I'm not sure I have anything to say or the inclination to say
it right now, but I'm alive and still desperately trying to figure out
what the hell I'm gonna do about staying that way at the end of the
month."
Glad to help.
You can move out and leave that woman you mooched from to die in peace.
If you were desperate, you'd have looked for work rather than spent your dwindling time trying to sell John Henry t-shirts and mugs.
<AHEM!>
Not enough? Need more whining from a guy who wants everyone else to
support him! I'm glad to forward on his message of mooching!
"John Henry
You know it occurred to me today...*every single time in my life* I've
lived on my own, been the one in control of the rent and decisionmaking,
I've let someone in need crash at my place at some point. *Every.
Time.* I've never had my own place and *not* let someone crash there at
least once for at least a few days. Never asked for anything, never
expected it. Just oh, you need a place to be? I've got a place, come
on. That realization makes me feel good about myself. Even at my worst
I was never a greedy, selfish jerk who ignored other people's needs. I
may be broken and have done a lot of things I'm ashamed of and regret in
the past, but leaving someone on the streets when I could put them
inside is something I have never, ever done."
It must have been mighty crowded in that last room John got tossed from
for nonpayment of rent. So I guess John is saying he was in control of
the rent to the point of not paying it and not allowing anyone to stay
that could.
Of course, John could be lying. Again.
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