Narrator: John is doomed and it's time for a futile and meaningless
gesture to wow the rubes.

The Sheep: ...and John is just the grifter to do it!

"John Henry

Keep your eyes out for my upcoming piece on the Iraq War. It may be the
last one I'm able to do, and it's both legitimately mindblowing and
incredibly important to you, everything I do related to media and
political literacy, and the future of the country."

It's time for more blockbuster reporting that's 12 years too late.

Send money while you can!


"Love y'all. I sure hope this ain't it, but if it is I'm okay with it.
I'm so exhausted of being constantly kicked in the head by just about
every form of malicious power on the planet from abusive authority to
bad faith "friends" to the malicious hucksters who are selling you out
every day for a few pieces of silver from the DNC's center-right power
core."

Damn all you massive Anti-John conspiracy people!

"I want to keep fighting until I can't anymore. It's just that it seems
almost certain that without basically a miracle - either some kind of
serious backing or a massive swell in grassroots support and
contributions in small amounts from thousands of people, the moment I
can't anymore appears to be drawing very, very close."

Oh, no!!! It's curtains for John unless...

Send money!

Let's move on to John throwing in the towel in a transparent effort to
get someone to pay his bills, house him and feed him.

"John Henry
Going back to bed, the chaos in my head is overwhelming.
How can you help? Share. Comment. Tell people I'm here and worthy of
their time and support. Pitch in if you can. Day ain't over yet...but
it sure seems to be getting dark."

Never fear, John isn't through fighting for your money, so send it now
and keep it coming.


Let's close it out with a musical number!

"We wish you a Merry Griftmas
We wish you a Merry Griftmas
We wish you a Merry Griftmas
And a homeless Whinefest!"

PS: Stay tuned for the 2024 Resurrection and Revenge Tour!

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