• Mating Calls of the Drama Queen - 2023/11/12 - Part 3

    From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to All on Mon Nov 13 04:09:38 2023
    The nap complete, John deigns to speak!

    We've gotten to the tear-filled farewell speech three weeks in advance.

    "John Henry
    3h
    ·
    When I drop off, as it seems impossible to imagine I won't under the circumstances, remember that nearly everything I've created is available through my website archive in the wayback machine. Forget me, but please
    don't forget the things I've tried to teach you. If humanity is to have
    ANY hope of avoiding a complete devolution into steampunk feudalism,
    those things will be the reason why."

    Does anyone have some lumber John can use for a cross?

    Oh, look! There's more whining!

    "John Henry
    3h
    ·
    Just so I don't forget, I want to make sure and say thank you to
    everybody who has helped out and supported my work over the years. I'd
    have been gone a long time ago if it wasn't for y'all. I was able to do
    a lot more work than I would have and get a lot more power out into the
    world and into people's hands than otherwise would have been possible.
    So long as I have conscious thought I will be grateful for that."

    Not even worth much of an effort from John. No wonder the sheep stopped
    sending money.

    Here's more pathetic whining. Send money!

    "Now I have to try to figure out how to say everything I intended to
    spend the rest of my life saying in the next 19 days. Given what I
    *have* done in this world, just imagine what I could've done if I'd had
    the money to buy my way past criticism and trolling and obsessive
    defamation. I don't know which makes me weep harder; knowing that, or
    how utterly disappointed I am in myself for not being able to overcome
    that limitation in spite of all the wonderful gifts I was born with."

    Well, you could have worked for it instead of mooching through life.

    Here's more whining:

    "Meanwhile I'm still here, and if there's any hope at all it's in
    reaching as many human beings as I possibly can in the next two weeks.
    I know damn well there are at least fifty or a hundred people within
    reach of this page who are sitting on more money than they could ever
    spend and have the conscience and love for humanity necessary to want to support my work if they know it's out there. If you want to help and
    money's not an option, that's the help that'll make the difference.
    Meantime, we now have $6.67 to pay forward on the 18th (thanks for the
    20, M!). Let's keep that going and see if I can't help at least one
    more worthy soul before while I still have the chance."

    Send money, you ingrates!

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  • From Kara Mac@21:1/5 to All on Mon Nov 13 06:05:39 2023
    On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 11:09:42 PM UTC-5, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:
    The nap complete, John deigns to speak!

    We've gotten to the tear-filled farewell speech three weeks in advance.

    "John Henry
    3h
    ·
    When I drop off, as it seems impossible to imagine I won't under the circumstances, remember that nearly everything I've created is available through my website archive in the wayback machine. Forget me, but please don't forget the things I've tried to teach you. If humanity is to have
    ANY hope of avoiding a complete devolution into steampunk feudalism,
    those things will be the reason why."

    Does anyone have some lumber John can use for a cross?

    Oh, look! There's more whining!

    "John Henry
    3h
    ·
    Just so I don't forget, I want to make sure and say thank you to
    everybody who has helped out and supported my work over the years. I'd
    have been gone a long time ago if it wasn't for y'all. I was able to do
    a lot more work than I would have and get a lot more power out into the world and into people's hands than otherwise would have been possible.
    So long as I have conscious thought I will be grateful for that."

    Not even worth much of an effort from John. No wonder the sheep stopped sending money.

    Here's more pathetic whining. Send money!

    "Now I have to try to figure out how to say everything I intended to
    spend the rest of my life saying in the next 19 days. Given what I
    *have* done in this world, just imagine what I could've done if I'd had
    the money to buy my way past criticism and trolling and obsessive defamation. I don't know which makes me weep harder; knowing that, or
    how utterly disappointed I am in myself for not being able to overcome
    that limitation in spite of all the wonderful gifts I was born with."

    Well, you could have worked for it instead of mooching through life.

    Here's more whining:

    "Meanwhile I'm still here, and if there's any hope at all it's in
    reaching as many human beings as I possibly can in the next two weeks.
    I know damn well there are at least fifty or a hundred people within
    reach of this page who are sitting on more money than they could ever
    spend and have the conscience and love for humanity necessary to want to support my work if they know it's out there. If you want to help and
    money's not an option, that's the help that'll make the difference. Meantime, we now have $6.67 to pay forward on the 18th (thanks for the
    20, M!). Let's keep that going and see if I can't help at least one
    more worthy soul before while I still have the chance."

    Send money, you ingrates!
    Hadn't looked at his crap in weeks, today thought "only two weeks out. Guaranteed he has done nothing and is now going to be goodbye cruel world-ing"
    Like clockwork

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  • From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to Kara Mac on Mon Nov 13 15:05:57 2023
    Kara Mac <karamcnamara0630@gmail.com> wrote in news:7150a626-c51b-4f16-ac8a-e1a78fc68e90n@googlegroups.com:

    On Sunday, November 12, 2023 at 11:09:42 PM UTC-5, Davey Zimmerman
    #274 wrote:
    The nap complete, John deigns to speak!

    We've gotten to the tear-filled farewell speech three weeks in
    advance.


    "John Henry
    3h
    ·
    When I drop off, as it seems impossible to imagine I won't under the
    circumstances, remember that nearly everything I've created is
    available

    through my website archive in the wayback machine. Forget me, but
    please

    don't forget the things I've tried to teach you. If humanity is to
    have

    ANY hope of avoiding a complete devolution into steampunk feudalism,
    those things will be the reason why."

    Does anyone have some lumber John can use for a cross?

    Oh, look! There's more whining!

    "John Henry
    3h
    ·
    Just so I don't forget, I want to make sure and say thank you to
    everybody who has helped out and supported my work over the years.
    I'd have been gone a long time ago if it wasn't for y'all. I was able
    to do

    a lot more work than I would have and get a lot more power out into
    the

    world and into people's hands than otherwise would have been
    possible. So long as I have conscious thought I will be grateful for
    that."

    Not even worth much of an effort from John. No wonder the sheep
    stopped

    sending money.

    Here's more pathetic whining. Send money!

    "Now I have to try to figure out how to say everything I intended to
    spend the rest of my life saying in the next 19 days. Given what I
    *have* done in this world, just imagine what I could've done if I'd
    had

    the money to buy my way past criticism and trolling and obsessive
    defamation. I don't know which makes me weep harder; knowing that, or
    how utterly disappointed I am in myself for not being able to
    overcome that limitation in spite of all the wonderful gifts I was
    born with."

    Well, you could have worked for it instead of mooching through life.

    Here's more whining:

    "Meanwhile I'm still here, and if there's any hope at all it's in
    reaching as many human beings as I possibly can in the next two
    weeks. I know damn well there are at least fifty or a hundred people
    within reach of this page who are sitting on more money than they
    could ever spend and have the conscience and love for humanity
    necessary to want to

    support my work if they know it's out there. If you want to help and
    money's not an option, that's the help that'll make the difference.
    Meantime, we now have $6.67 to pay forward on the 18th (thanks for
    the 20, M!). Let's keep that going and see if I can't help at least
    one more worthy soul before while I still have the chance."

    Send money, you ingrates!

    Hadn't looked at his crap in weeks, today thought "only two weeks out. Guaranteed he has done nothing and is now going to be goodbye cruel world-ing" Like clockwork

    Let's not forget that there will always be a Deus Ex Moochina just
    before yet another certain doom. I predict this will be a scene where
    cans of Chef Boy-ar-dee with parachutes made of money rain down upon
    John.

    It's fabulously magical, you just have to send money. Paypal him now.

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