John misrepresented himself on IMDB. It looks like the TRVTH BRIGADE of KALAMAZOO has corrected that bundle of lies nicely:
Oh, just in case John decides to fix the page, I saved off a screen
shot.
https://imgur.com/a/vKca8li
But if you don't want to go to an imgur link, see it in all its glory
here:
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm7180471/bio/?fbclid=IwAR2yFbiMrlIZSB3MDhtpOn0KV 7cv1L1G2gHANcsyCYmMjSRJDbP6Nyb26I0
Still suspicious? Here's the text!
Overview
Born
August 20, 1970 · Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA
Birth name
John Henry DeJong
Height
6' (1.83 m)
Mini Bio
John Henry is an actor and musician of highly debatable talent. He was
born in Kalamazoo, Michigan to parents who did not want him and who
regretted conceiving him until the day that they died. John attended
Western Michigan University's Film, Video, and Media Production program
from 2010 to 2014, where he filmed his first groundbreaking toilet
video, known to its cult following as "The Wipe"
While John's body of work is largely exaggerated and holds its only
relevancy in his own mind, he has exerted considerable influence as an
internet joke, as a professional online beggar, as well as a live
performer of badly out of tune Bob Seger songs. John cut his on-camera
chops while working in Southern Championship Wrestling, where he is best
known for having exposed his penis while taking pictures of Jeff Hardy
in the shower.
John cites a wide range of personal and professional influences that
color his work, including legendary comedians George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, and Sam Kinison; singer-songwriters Chris Cornell, Eddie
Vedder, John Lennon, and Robert Plant; wrestler-actors Duane Johnson,
Roddy Piper, Kevin Nash, Jeff Hardy, and Matt Hardy; directors John
Carpenter, Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, and John Waters; authors
Stephen King, Robert R. McCammon, and Robert A. Heinlein; musicians John Bonham, Matt Cameron, Stephen Perkins, and Neil Peart, and many other
talented people who want nothing to do with him. His greatest influence
is Chef Boyardee, whose canned pasta products are integral to his online presence.
In late 2018, John made his triumphant return to the wrestling ring by
fighting a literal dumpster, but was disqualified when he struck his
opponent with a broken TV.
As of 2023, John resides in southwest Michigan, where he mooches off a
woman with terminal cancer.
- IMDb Mini Biography By: Self
Trivia
John holds the world record for most cans of Beefaroni consumed in a
single sitting.
In late 2018, John Henry became homeless after losing his job as a
busker in Murray, Utah. He created a series of videos for his Facebook
page, but was legally forced to remove them after it was discovered that
they contained copyrighted content.
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