It's been a good day of job hunting for John.

"John Henry - 1 hour

Well, I sorta managed to get the site back up. Another endire day lost
- six hours I've been piddling around with this. Good thing I"m not
broke, exhausted, stressed beyond belief, anxious about everything, and
trying to build an audience, or the very strong probability I'll have to completely wipe this website out and start from a fresh install would be
quite the bummer. And of course none of my autoposts have gone out.
FML."

I take it John's non-existant job interview went over well. Just imagine
that you've been diagnosed with a terminal disease and have this
parasite using up your remaining resources and whining after you come
home from work.

"John Henry - 3 hours

Holy mother of pearl what a gigantic hunk of crap this day has been.
I've got no money, my website's down for the longest it's been in twenty
years, I can't get any support to save my life (for ANY value of
"support" including tech support from my hosting provider which gives me
HUGE confidence in relaunching my domain registration and hosting
service that I"m reselling for them)...just someone end me now, please.
I just can't with this crap anymore."

With any luck, someone can drink bleach and leave the poor woman in
peace.

"John Henry - 1 hour
·
Well, I sorta managed to get the site back up. Another endire day lost
- six hours I've been piddling around with this. Good thing I"m not
broke, exhausted, stressed beyond belief, anxious about everything, and
trying to build an audience, or the very strong probability I'll have to completely wipe this website out and start from a fresh install would be
quite the bummer. And of course none of my autoposts have gone out.
FML."

John isn't entitled at all. Were did you ever get that idea?

"John Henry - 4 hours ago

Well, thanks FB - apparently because I typed the word "hack" now one of
your scammy little puke users has taken my domain down. Just lovely."

Not paranoid either. Why do you ask?

"John Henry - 4 hours ago

Oh good. Now my site's completely offline and I have no idea why
Shaping up to be a great day for sure "

Whine more, Mooch.

" John Henry - 5 hours ago

Yeah I think I'm gonna have to let this "Just History" thing sit for a
while. I've got four days in beating my head against this wall and I
can't seem to make happen what I want to happen, can't seem to attract
the attention of a PHP coder to build the tool (which is silly because
if you build it you can make it a WP plugin and then generate income
from it and I think a LOT of people would be interested in a tool like
this!) and can't hack out the existing tools to make them way I need
them to. Meanwhile I've got "prompt" posts and memes to create, articles
to write, communities to build, and a world to save, and I just don't
have another day to keep screwing with this thing. Pisses me off, it
should be ridiculously simple for someone who knows what they're doing
but I frankly don't; I got sick of learning new programming languages
around the time PHP started getting popular. I've tried various
attempts to work around or fix and it just creates new problems and I'm
over it. I want this tool, but I just don't have the time or resources
to learn PHP from the bottom up so I can make it all work the way it's
supposed to. RAWR."

John wants to allocate his time to games *and* saving the world, dammit. Someone please work for nothing to appease him.

"Only people who follow this Page for more than 24 hours can comment."

That makes sense, censor people and block them so they can't comment.

"John Henry
WTF did I say "hey every two-bit scam son of a pig trying to rip people
off, please comment on my post?" No, I did not."

There's only room for John's scams on this FB page, you bastards!

"John Henry
Y'all bots can stop. Seriously. What is wrong with you?"

Not batshit at all, nosirree!

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