• John Henry DeJong: The Begging Continues On!

    From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to All on Thu Sep 28 01:13:02 2023
    The Neverending Whine continues on! Send money!

    Less than 65 days before John gets the boot!

    "John Henry
    6 hours ago

    Be cool to eat and have things y'all. Please help out if you can. I
    know it's been low-speed around here these last couple of days while I
    fight with making this new site feature work, but I still gotta survive.
    I just don't understand what...I don't get it. Why does survival in
    this culture require either slavery or a complete lack of conscience? I
    swear if I started going on about Jesus' Special Healing Crystals Only Available From A Hidden Spot I Happen To Know About I could sell the
    rocks from alongside the railroad tracks across the street for $100
    each, and t-shirts *about* the rocks for $50. If I try to teach people
    how to keep their money and not fall for Jesus' Special Healing
    Crystals, I starve. Sometimes I wish I was evil enough to take these
    rubes who spend money donating to people like Trump for a hard ride but
    I'm just not. I know *how*, I can think of a hundred ways, but I don't
    want to be that guy. Jeez, I could whip up a "FJB" shirt in ten minutes
    and sell a billion of 'em just by posting the link to right-wing content
    sinks, but I don't want to be responsible for putting that into the
    world, let alone allowing people who think like that to believe they
    have some kind of power. Change my page name to a list of identity
    groups and I'd never stop rolling in cash. People are never marks for
    things that are good for them, only for scams and grifts. That's a
    tough world to live in when you're not a scammer or a grifter. Ah well.
    Been an extraordinarily tough few days in terms of personal frustration
    and not feeling like I'm getting things done. That combined with
    *gestures at my whole life* makes me cranky."

    John has to be the world's worst grifter.

    Don't ask about the job hunting.

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  • From Mark Raslin (w/Ancient Psychoses)@21:1/5 to Chadweasel274@zoho.com on Fri Sep 29 20:05:38 2023
    "Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in news:XnsB08CD7D62DAA4ReallyNotChad@135.181.20.170:

    The Neverending Whine continues on! Send money!

    Less than 65 days before John gets the boot!

    "John Henry
    6 hours ago

    Be cool to eat and have things y'all. Please help out if you can. I
    know it's been low-speed around here these last couple of days while I
    fight with making this new site feature work, but I still gotta
    survive. I just don't understand what...I don't get it. Why does
    survival in this culture require either slavery or a complete lack of conscience? I swear if I started going on about Jesus'

    Seems like all of the food banks in Kalamazoo are run by churches. I
    thought I read something about him relying on the Mormon church for aid,
    too. Even if he isn't a believer, why does he go out of his way to bite
    the hand that fed him?

    Special Healing Crystals

    The "we are all one" and "love conquers fear" and other associated Bill
    Hicks memes he plagiarizes are adjacent to New Age gaga, so he shouldn't
    throw stones.

    Only
    Available From A Hidden Spot I Happen To Know About I could sell the
    rocks from alongside the railroad tracks across the street for $100
    each, and t-shirts *about* the rocks for $50. If I try to teach
    people how to keep their money and not fall for Jesus' Special Healing Crystals, I starve. Sometimes I wish I was evil enough to take these
    rubes who spend money donating to people like Trump for a hard ride
    but I'm just not. I know *how*, I can think of a hundred ways, but I
    don't want to be that guy. Jeez, I could whip up a "FJB" shirt in ten minutes and sell a billion of 'em just by posting the link to
    right-wing content sinks, but I don't want to be responsible for
    putting that into the world, let alone allowing people who think like
    that to believe they have some kind of power. Change my page name to
    a list of identity groups and I'd never stop rolling in cash. People
    are never marks for things that are good for them, only for scams and
    grifts. That's a tough world to live in when you're not a scammer or
    a grifter. Ah well. Been an extraordinarily tough few days in terms of personal frustration and not feeling like I'm getting things done.
    That combined with *gestures at my whole life* makes me cranky."

    John has to be the world's worst grifter.

    The "if only I were evil, I'd be rich" (variation of "should've been a
    TV preacher") spiel is threadbare and creditless at this point. His
    general MO isn't to expertly dissect and reveal how scams work. He
    mostly just hurls fallacies at things he personally dislikes and
    depending on the medium ignores or blocks anyone who makes an argument
    he can't rebut. If he were some master deceiver with a white hat on who
    could expertly pick apart scams, he could easily generate an income
    doing that. The most likely outcome if he did attempt to become a preacher/scammer would be the same as everything else: giving up after realizing that even scamming requires a modicum of effort.

    Don't ask about the job hunting.

    I wonder if he has considered jail as an option. ($1 to robby)

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  • From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to mark@rube.con on Sat Sep 30 13:46:53 2023
    "Mark Raslin (w/Ancient Psychoses)" <mark@rube.con> wrote in news:uf7ami$36mj9$1@paganini.bofh.team:

    "Davey Zimmerman #274" <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote in news:XnsB08CD7D62DAA4ReallyNotChad@135.181.20.170:

    The Neverending Whine continues on! Send money!

    Less than 65 days before John gets the boot!

    "John Henry
    6 hours ago

    Be cool to eat and have things y'all. Please help out if you can. I
    know it's been low-speed around here these last couple of days while
    I fight with making this new site feature work, but I still gotta
    survive. I just don't understand what...I don't get it. Why does
    survival in this culture require either slavery or a complete lack of
    conscience? I swear if I started going on about Jesus'

    Seems like all of the food banks in Kalamazoo are run by churches. I
    thought I read something about him relying on the Mormon church for
    aid, too. Even if he isn't a believer, why does he go out of his way
    to bite the hand that fed him?

    Special Healing Crystals

    The "we are all one" and "love conquers fear" and other associated
    Bill Hicks memes he plagiarizes are adjacent to New Age gaga, so he
    shouldn't throw stones.

    Wasn't The Griftfather complaining about people not attributing his work
    a week or two back? Fucking goniff.

    Only Available From A Hidden Spot I Happen To Know About I could sell
    the rocks from alongside the railroad tracks across the street for
    $100 each, and t-shirts *about* the rocks for $50. If I try to teach
    people how to keep their money and not fall for Jesus' Special
    Healing Crystals, I starve. Sometimes I wish I was evil enough to
    take these rubes who spend money donating to people like Trump for a
    hard ride but I'm just not. I know *how*, I can think of a hundred
    ways, but I don't want to be that guy. Jeez, I could whip up a "FJB"
    shirt in ten minutes and sell a billion of 'em just by posting the
    link to right-wing content sinks, but I don't want to be responsible
    for putting that into the world, let alone allowing people who think
    like that to believe they have some kind of power. Change my page
    name to a list of identity groups and I'd never stop rolling in cash.
    People are never marks for things that are good for them, only for
    scams and grifts. That's a tough world to live in when you're not a
    scammer or a grifter. Ah well. Been an extraordinarily tough few days
    in terms of personal frustration and not feeling like I'm getting
    things done. That combined with *gestures at my whole life* makes me
    cranky."

    John has to be the world's worst grifter.

    The "if only I were evil, I'd be rich" (variation of "should've been a
    TV preacher") spiel is threadbare and creditless at this point. His
    general MO isn't to expertly dissect and reveal how scams work. He
    mostly just hurls fallacies at things he personally dislikes and
    depending on the medium ignores or blocks anyone who makes an argument
    he can't rebut.

    So unfair. John makes videos where he screams and yells at those people
    so they know he's serious.


    If he were some master deceiver with a white hat on who could expertly
    pick apart scams, he could easily generate an income doing that. The
    most likely outcome if he did attempt to become a preacher/scammer
    would be the same as everything else: giving up after realizing that
    even scamming requires a modicum of effort.

    That's not fair. John has put in a considerable effort to encourage the
    sheep to do his work for them by begging.

    Don't ask about the job hunting.

    I wonder if he has considered jail as an option. ($1 to robby)

    Jail is probably a good place to appeal to progressives. I imagine this
    would be a good place to lose the dentures to recruit convicts.

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