On Wednesday, August 7, 1996 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, JayRock wrote:
i got this off the ap newswire yokozuna real name not given was found dead
in tianamen square he was leading a one man freedom movement when a chinese tank steamrolled him becuase he couldnt get his fat ass out of the way cleaning tiananmen will take about 3 weeks becuase of all the lard they
must dispose of it is worse looking than the twa wreckage they are looking for the little black box that the tank had but government sources tell ap that it was intentional becuase yoko was such a fatass yokozuna is survived by his cousins all 300 of them at the funeral service it is expected that perry mason will conduct the speech becuase he too is a fatass my
condolences to the duke university weight loss clinic if they had taken weight off yoko they would have won a nobel prize say hi to herb abrams for me yoko but dont eat him he is full of coke and valium
THANKS FOR THE INFO 4 YEARS EARLY!!! :-D :-D :-D
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