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On Mon, 14 Aug 2023 08:30:08 GMT, LO AND BEHOLD; Creon
<creon@creon.earth> determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in <kClCM.59045$m8Ke.42853@fx08.iad>:

=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= On Mon, 14 Aug 2023 17:23:14 +1000, Michael Christ wrote:
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= On 14/08/2023 2:13 pm, Creon wrote:
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= On Mon, 14 Aug 2023 13:39:14 +1000, Michael Christ wrote:
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= 1 Corinthians 6:2  Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= world?
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Paul was a loon.
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= You write a testament that has lasted and is studied by billions over
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= hundreds and hundreds of years.
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= 100 years from now, you will be researched by Internet archaeologist
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= because you made this ask of me, but not of yourself -- or, for that
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= matter, Jesus himself. =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= (Would one of them even say "Michael Christ was a loon"? Beats me. What
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= do you think?) =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= But: fear not, for I have writings. Tiny ones, but they're around.
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Would you like to know more? =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= You are the terrorist, Bubba Bullshit.
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= That's the best you could come up with? =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Look, I don't want to have a battle of wits with someone who's unarmed,
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= so if you'll excuse me... =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= But don't worry, justice is your reward, is coming to you post your
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= departure from this life. No hurry, there is all the time in the
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= world. =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= It's wonderful how you pray for your enemies. =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?= Michael Christ
=?UTF-8?B?8J+Ps++4j+KAjfCfjIg=?=

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