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Valentine Jack Smith <VJS@doj.mars> wrote:
Lou Proctor graced us with:
He looks like an albino and the sound is terrible.
JHD goes hoarse preaching about the penalties of poverty and you
throw this in his face as if he weren't already aware? Yes, he needs
a new mic. Yes, he needs a new camera. Yes, he needs a new PC. When
he mentions that he needs these things to produce material of high
enough quality to successfully build his brand, the stalker brigade
jumps down his throat screaming invective and abuse.
I don't see you commenting on the production and effects quality,
which are extremely high and speak to the masterly skills of someone
learned in advanced video production. No, as usual you're taking your
bats to the lowest-hanging piñatas and patting yourselves on the
back for your success without bothering to acknowledge that JHD has
stated everything you're saying himself. That's a real familiar tune.
While you sit here clogging up a professional wrestling newsgroup
with this bizarre obsession, JHD is - even if he doesn't have the
latest, greatest gear to do it with - trying to change the world for
the better. You aren't fit to adjust his chair.
Get a new hobby.
None of that explains his face.
Even this looks better:
https://imgur.com/a/W8vuCHz
The boy needs to learn how to wash himself and do some crowd-funded
research into how hair and dental hygiene work. He’s barnacle-ing
off the hull of a dying woman and doesn’t even have the decency to
maintain basic cleanliness and hygiene whilst malting all over her
house…
Objection. Barnacles aren't sucking the life out of living creatures
like a lamprey or a hagfish.
I submit that JOHN HENRY DEJONG is a hagfish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagfish
Some selected excerpts:
"Hagfish are eel-shaped, slime-producing marine fish (occasionally
called slime eels). They are the only known living animals that have a
skull but no vertebral column, although hagfish do have rudimentary
vertebrae."
"While polychaete marine worms on or near the sea floor are a major food source, hagfish can feed upon and often even enter and eviscerate the
bodies of dead and dying/injured sea creatures much larger than
themselves. They are known to devour their prey from the inside."
Also see the entry for lampreys.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamprey
One could state that JOHN HENRY DEJONG combines the worst
characteristics of both and not be wrong. I suspect their ethics are a
tad more consistent. They've never ripped off Beth Aultman's
inheritance either.
PS: Methinks someone owes barnacles an apology.
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