• Re: Griftipedia

    From Davey Zimmerman #274@21:1/5 to Griftipedia on Sun Aug 6 00:47:56 2023
    Griftipedia <foo@bar.baz> wrote in news:uamp30$1uafk$1@dont-email.me:

    Griftipedia v0.1

    Entry:
    Bumper Stickers
    Year:
    2002
    Description:
    John sells folded bumper stickers on RSPW.
    Links:
    "[POLL] What would you pay for a bumper sticker?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/YPqcATbyaVA/m/-Qu
    yq u14UDIJ
    "[Bumper Sticker] Update/Info" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/18Oz6OwCSLU/m/K97
    YQ TK-Ky0J
    "Remember when John Henry tried selling bumper stickers to RSPW?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/b4F7qKVKI7o/m/eP_
    uL gI-NakJ
    "Attn: John Henry (sticker testimonial)" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/0lk3XzVLQvE/m/yzC
    Ip vSYDCgJ
    Quotes:
    "Let's say I had this idea to create and sell bumper stickers via lowgenius.com. Let's even pretend, for a minute, that people would be interested in purchasing them - that the logo or phrase I put on them
    was marketable. What would you pay for one? I can get blank stickers
    for around a buck each, or a little less - the ink for each one, I
    figure, would run on the order of $.25 each (high quality/high DPI
    printing), and the shipping would (of course) run as much as 37 cents
    each. This puts my break-even point somewhere around $1.50 each...and
    let's face it, I'm not doing this for fun, I'm doing it to make money
    (and perhaps a statement). So let's say $2? Is that too much? What if
    I agreed to donate a portion of the proceeds to a worthy entity
    related somehow to the sentiment expressed on the sticker? Would $3 be
    too much to ask?" - John Henry
    "Due to overwhelmingly positive response from my "test market"
    (Thanks, rasslin fans!), I have decided to go ahead with my bumper
    sticker idea. I've created the stickers, which I will offer for sale @
    3.00 each. I will also be donating $0.15 from the sale of each sticker
    to an appropriate fund for further propagation of the message on the
    sticker. I will follow this message up with full ordering details,
    etc., when I get the website and order forms completed; ordering will
    be done through PayPal using your visa, mastercard, etc." - John Henry
    "LOL, John's "test market" research consisted of him talking to 8
    people on the RSPW AOL chat, most likely. I think that's how Microsoft
    does their market research too. I give it 4 days before John abandons
    this idea." - PetePanaro
    "A peanuthead is the type of scum that hates real work and manual
    labor, and fancies themself as a smart guy that can get by on their
    brains instead of having to work. The problem is, the're drawn to get-rich-quick schemes and other small-potato stuff because they don't
    have enough real intelligence, not to mention education, to do
    anything in life. They can't even be good con-men correctly, for them
    it's always the next big idea that's going to make them rich." - John
    Henry Slapper "May be the best money-making idea I've ever had" - John
    Henry "You might become a hundred-aire from this latest boondoggle." - PetePanaro
    "I sold a couple of hundred." - John Henry
    "I got my stickers BTW, and thought I'd offer some feedback. No
    worries on the jagged edges of the prototypes[...] I see Calzone's
    point on the skinnyness of the 'You Suck' sticker, perhaps instead of:
    YOU SUCK. GO AWAY.
    you could stack them thusly:
    YOU SUCK.
    GO AWAY.
    They could also then be mailed without folding." - Lord Gow333, minion
    of the Apocalypse


    Entry:
    RSPWCon '95 DVD
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John sells footage from the 1995 RSPWCon event without permission.
    Links:
    "[RSPW.Net] Remember that big project?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/40bBaIvgs_U/m/jFd
    ZU -prjg4J
    "[RSPW.Net] It's time to take another look" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/UEYkYLsznYo/m/L9E
    1M hBgQTwJ
    "[RSPW.Net] RSPWCon '95 DVD discontinued" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/Zw68FVCTX6o/m/S8c
    qU 2PTEjIJ
    "[RSPW.Net] '95 Con DVD - Available Again,lower price." https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/uA-4hkH48Bk/m/o0L
    HT Q3-5noJ
    Quotes:
    "My interest here is much more in getting this stuff into your hands
    than in making money on the deal." - John Henry
    "Oldtimers might find out about it and get pissed somebody is selling
    a tape of them to God knows who. I'm guessing the tape was made as a
    momento for the RSPWers in attendence?" - Allan J. Benson
    "Please remove me from all your DVD shills. You know, Chris Palacios
    is really EASY to find and it's a shame you didn't bother to even talk
    to the man before you started spamming. But this seems to be a common
    theme." - Christopher Robin Zimmerman
    "I spent three MONTHS trying to track Chrispy down, and I didn't want
    to sit on this project any longer. I figured that if nothing else,
    he'd raise his head when he heard about the project, at which point he
    and I could discuss what kind of percentage we can agree is fair.
    Certainly I want to ensure that he gets his due; at least a buck on
    each DVD, maybe two, maybe even a little more." - John Henry


    Entry:
    RSPW FAQ
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John wants to commercialize the RSPW FAQ and move certain aspects of
    RSPW to his website.
    Links:
    "Scott Keith disses John Henry~!" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/Nli-jgScFL4/m/qcd
    UK u24FE0J
    "[RSPW.Net] It's time to take another look" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/UEYkYLsznYo/m/L9E
    1M hBgQTwJ
    "Yo John Henry, when do you plan on putting out the RSPW book?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/BQkWw6nsohY/m/jaU
    Fj vkSATMJ
    "FAQ/Wrestlepedia - Followup" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/HwX65qP_uyQ/m/N48
    RQ aN6G34J
    Quotes:
    "There's no spams begging people to come see my website, it's all done
    via mailing list. No Spam, No Begging, No crying like a fucking
    baby...just programming and an FAQ worthy of the group that exists in
    a completely open way. So you take your abortion of a website and
    stick it up your white trash non skill having ass. People gravitate to something that works...not something that's going to be hijacked
    eventually for your own personal gain on the backs of other hard
    working posters, you fucking imbicile. Notice the rats abandoning your sinking ship? Tell you something? Another world famous John Henry
    failure." - Krusty "Let me help you out here. There is no chance in
    hell this year's r.s.p-w Awards will be run by you or through ANY web
    site. THEY ARE USENET AWARDS." - Christopher Robin Zimmerman
    "Since I have no way of knowing for certain who is responsible for
    this, I've elected to simply disband the editorial team completely
    until someone steps forward. I hate to do that, but I certainly can't
    guess, and I'm in no mood to play childish games with this website,
    the FAQ, or the Wrestlepedia. There are others willing to help.
    Hopefully, the person responsible will be a man and come forward, so
    that the other, innocent party can continue to contribute, but hey,
    whatever. If it comes down to it, I'll just write it myself. Granted,
    it'll take a great deal longer...but I got time." - John Henry
    "I think that the notion that attempting to market this work for
    profit is a "bad thing" is utterly ludicrous. Unless, of course,
    someone involved was directly plagiarizing and didn't tell me, there
    is no ethical violation in profiting from one's own hard work. The
    notion that compiling this huge body of information is something that
    MUST be done for free is mind-boggling. But to me, the greatest disappointment isn't that the potential income from such a venture has
    been lost - indeed, the "potential income" was at most an
    afterthought." - John Henry


    Entry:
    RSPW the Book
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John considers selling the wrestling trivia portion of the FAQ as a
    book. Links:
    "Yo John Henry, when do you plan on putting out the RSPW book?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/BQkWw6nsohY/m/jaU
    Fj vkSATMJ
    "FAQ/Wrestlepedia - Followup" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/HwX65qP_uyQ/m/N48
    RQ aN6G34J
    "(META) RSPW - The book????" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/j30Hej0_EbU/m/gEg
    wZ -QcBCMJ
    "Wait, lemme get this straight...so *I'M* jealous? Well, let's check
    this out:" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/LITtvFHUfUA/m/-1-
    x5 bw0i54J
    "[FAQ] A decision has been reached" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/JXp9jXtJK7w/m/0Ka
    h5 1dIrgUJ
    Quotes:
    "The Wrestlepedia will need some rework, which is a time-consuming
    pain in the butt, but I'll do it, with the help of whoever cares to
    help. When it's done, yeah, I probably *will* try to sell it as a
    3-space book. Why not? I have worked hard on it - and will work harder
    - and I'm certainly not the kind of shallow, crooked asshole that
    would try to make money myself *without* ensuring that everyone else
    involved got their share of the pie." - John Henry
    "The basic gist I got from this article was "NO NO NO NO It's not
    about the money!!!! OK it is about the money." - Oooh your so cool
    Brewster "As for "cashing in on other people's work," I'd hardly call
    what I do "cashing in." A couple of people have stepped in to help out because they like the site and are good folks. So my server bill is
    covered for a few months. I certainly appreciate it, but I'd hardly
    call it "cashing in." I'm also curious as to what "other people's
    work" you're talking about. Other than a handful of FAQ entries [...] everything on that site is of my creation, and none of it is
    generating any income. There's no "pay" section of the site. There's
    no membership or dues. There's no popup advertisements or banner ads.
    So where am I "cashing in" here, vermin? What "other people's work" am
    I pimping for money? I don't see it. Just one more illustration of how frightened you are to think that maybe someday you'll find out that
    you didn't have to be a low-life fraud to get a few bucks out of
    life." - John Henry "So you have fun trying desperately to cast me as
    some money-grubbing thief just looking to scam a few marks out of
    their bucks by hocking the work of other people. Anyone with half a
    brain knows better" - John Henry "Neither the FAQ nor the Wrestlepedia
    will be offered for sale as a book. That is all." - John Henry


    Entry:
    RSPW the Store
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John pushes book and video sales using Amazon affiliate marketing.
    Links:
    "[RS{W.Net] Video Store, A preview of the new RSPW/PW FAQ..." https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/bUiEjjHtzKo/m/Z0n
    rN kGom2cJ
    "[RSPW.Net] Info, New Features, Future Plans, and Begging" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/SdfKI8pl8KI/m/3Hh
    Gf fagSWEJ
    Quotes:
    "I'm not going to buy from you just because you have to shill it to
    have anyone care. Now, if I was visiting RSPW.net and saw the ad,
    maybe I would consider it. But if you're going to just become another
    Marc Ash, then consider your RSPW.Net address PLONKED after the next
    shill." - FenderBender
    "It's a "work in progress," you see, because new things are happening
    all the time[...] The notion is to overcome the perception tha tthis
    is just another temporary RSPW project/fad, and to let people know
    that work is progressing on this[...] eventually, hopefully, people
    will start seeing RSPW.Net as more than the "abandoned project" that
    people were claiming it was a couple of months ago." - John Henry
    "I have entered into a partnership with Amazon.Com, the world's
    largest online retailer, to create the RSPW.Net Bookstore. Currently
    we are offering 9 titles, including books from the Hardys, Blassie,
    Heenan, Piper, and even JR's Cookbook, and we'll be adding more
    throughout the day and then maintaining an up-to-date list." - John
    Henry "I'm seriously thinking of picking up the Wrestlecrap book when
    it comes out and the Zenk book if that ever comes out, and I'm going
    to make a specifc point of NOT doing it through your site." - Ned
    Ryerson - BING


    Entry:
    LowGenius Toolbar
    Year:
    2004
    Description:
    John asks RSPW to install software described by journalists as
    malware. Links:
    "Please Consider The Free LowGenius.Com IE Toolbar" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/i6kQdSF0pzE/m/bPb
    FQ jVte4AJ
    Quotes:
    "I just snagged a pretty nifty bit of technology that I"m trying to
    convince people to use. It's a free LowGenius.Com toolbar [...] It
    helps me out by raising my traffic rating when you visit my site with
    the toolbar on, for one thing. For another, if you use it to either
    search amazon or jump to amazon (there's an amazon button on it) and
    then buy something, I get a small cut of the purchase price, which
    helps me pay my server bill. It's painless, and doesn't do anything
    that the Google toolbar doesn't do in terms of tracking your web
    surfing." - John Henry "You're a bigger prick than I thought." -
    Curtis Blofeld (In response to Hack-Man posting an article from PC
    Magazine characterizing toolbars as trojans): "Comparing this toolbar
    to a trojan is like comparing a sneeze to the final stages of AIDS.
    Dvorak should be ashamed of himself for writing such melodramatic
    nonsense." - John Henry "Go fuck yourself. You just summed up
    everything I hate about the internet. I don't use Internet Explorer, I
    don't need to install browser wrecking toolbars, I don't buy shit off
    of Amazon, I don't want to visit your god-damned site, and I sure as
    hell don't want to pay your fucking server bill. This the most
    insulting piece of self-indulgent bullshit I've ever seen." - Rockboy


    Entry:
    LowGenius 9-11 Tribute Store
    Year:
    2003-2005
    Description:
    John hawks wallpapers and calendars to RSPW.
    Links:
    "[$hill] I think y'all will dig this..." https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/6oc6EGzUN5I/m/pXt
    A0 1RMBQAJ
    "I Remind You: RedPaper.Com" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/J-uEyGjm23A/m/sG3
    28 yWKI5QJ
    "LowGenius 9-11 Tribute Store" https://web.archive.org/web/20040106011600/http://www.cafeshops.com/low
    ge nius
    "The 2004 Otherworld Calendar" https://web.archive.org/web/20040118110254/http://www.lulu.com/content/
    30 701
    Quotes:
    "I've got my first cafepress item for sale - a 12-month wall calendar
    of my original 3D artwork, stunningly rendered in red, blue, AND
    green~! Seriously, I've been selling these graphics on redpaper.com
    for 15 cents each as 1600x1200 desktop wallpaper, and I've had a lot
    of good reviews. Now I've made them into much higher quality images
    and put them on a calendar. I think they'll make an excellent gift for
    those people that you don't really know what else to get 'em, like
    bosses and mothers-in-law. Please take a look, and enjoy. I've priced
    the calendar at only $2 over markup, which is cheap IMO. Plus all of
    the transaction and fulfillment is done via cafepress, so you needn't
    worry about sharing your credit card number with me or any of that." -
    John Henry "Thanks for stopping by, I'm glad you came! The LowGenius
    Online Store at CafeShops.Com is the exclusive home on the internet
    for various 9-11 tribute items featuring JohnHenry's original and
    critically acclaimed digital artwork, "Reflections of Terror." 10% of
    all profits derived from the sale of these items will be donated to
    the Red Cross." - John Henry
    "I appreciate your positive feedback re: the "Otherworlds" calendar. Hopefully someone will actually *buy* one ;-)" - John Henry
    "GO GET A JOB AND GET OFF WELFRE you fucking drug using idiot." -
    Avenger


    Entry:
    LowGenius Fundraiser
    Year:
    2005-2007
    Description:
    John raises funds to pay for daily expenses and capital equipment.
    Links:
    "We should donate to the lowgenius fundraiser" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/dcHAL1v5R48/m/kTE
    sK XGKADkJ
    "LowGenius Tip Jar" https://web.archive.org/web/20051214094303/http://www.lowgenius.com/fun
    dr aiser.asp
    Quotes:
    "Starting a business isn't easy, and while I've (obviously) had some customers, it's not been enough to keep me eating [...] It has, along
    with my work with The Road Less Traveled Theatre, been enough to keep
    me in a position where I don't have time for a 'real job.'
    Unfortunately, however, I do have the needs of a 'real life.' There is
    a bunch of more in-depth information contained in the bulleted list
    below, but here's the gist of it: if something you've found on one of
    my sites or blogs has helped you, or if you're just a good person with
    a little spare cash who wants to help me do the various things I do,
    you can make a contribution using your major credit card, e-check, or
    PayPal account by clicking the 'Donate' button below." - John Henry
    "What is your definition of a 'real job?' I work very hard at what I
    do, oftentimes 6-7 days a week. I just don't get paid for it. [...] If
    you mean 'why don't you go work for someone,' in a nutshell it's like
    this: I am an experienced, but non-degreed, IT professional in a technology-poor area just outside of one of the most talent-saturated
    regions of the world. You can't throw a stick in RTP without hitting a Computer Scientist, and unfortunately since the economy went south a
    few years ago, getting a job in IT in this area without a degree is
    basically impossible. Conversely, because of my field expertise and
    work history, when I went through a period of diligently applying for
    every job available that I was the least bit qualified to do (i.e.
    working on assembly lines or what have you), I was always
    'overqualified.' I'm stuck in a fairly unique gray area between not
    being paper-qualified to do what I'm actually qualified to do, and
    being far, far over-qualified to do anything else like being a factory
    worker or taking a McJob somewhere. I've actually applied to places
    like McDonalds and WalMart, and they basically laughed in my face." -
    John Henry (responding to "Why don't you get a real job?")
    "I don't know what's more pathetic, him for begging for donations so
    he can go get wasted because he can't or refuses to get a real job, or
    you for stalking him." - GregoryD

    That's over 20 years of excuses why John can't handle a job. Excellent.

    SUB-FUCKING-SCRIBE.

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  • From Griftipedia@21:1/5 to All on Sun Aug 6 00:21:53 2023
    Griftipedia v0.1

    Entry:
    Bumper Stickers
    Year:
    2002
    Description:
    John sells folded bumper stickers on RSPW.
    Links:
    "[POLL] What would you pay for a bumper sticker?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/YPqcATbyaVA/m/-Quyq u14UDIJ
    "[Bumper Sticker] Update/Info" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/18Oz6OwCSLU/m/K97YQ TK-Ky0J
    "Remember when John Henry tried selling bumper stickers to RSPW?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/b4F7qKVKI7o/m/eP_uL gI-NakJ
    "Attn: John Henry (sticker testimonial)" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/0lk3XzVLQvE/m/yzCIp vSYDCgJ
    Quotes:
    "Let's say I had this idea to create and sell bumper stickers via lowgenius.com. Let's even pretend, for a minute, that people would be interested in purchasing them - that the logo or phrase I put on them
    was marketable. What would you pay for one? I can get blank stickers for
    around a buck each, or a little less - the ink for each one, I figure,
    would run on the order of $.25 each (high quality/high DPI printing),
    and the shipping would (of course) run as much as 37 cents each. This
    puts my break-even point somewhere around $1.50 each...and let's face it,
    I'm not doing this for fun, I'm doing it to make money (and perhaps a statement). So let's say $2? Is that too much? What if I agreed to
    donate a portion of the proceeds to a worthy entity related somehow to
    the sentiment expressed on the sticker? Would $3 be too much to ask?" -
    John Henry
    "Due to overwhelmingly positive response from my "test market" (Thanks,
    rasslin fans!), I have decided to go ahead with my bumper sticker idea.
    I've created the stickers, which I will offer for sale @ 3.00 each. I
    will also be donating $0.15 from the sale of each sticker to an
    appropriate fund for further propagation of the message on the sticker.
    I will follow this message up with full ordering details, etc., when I
    get the website and order forms completed; ordering will be done through
    PayPal using your visa, mastercard, etc." - John Henry
    "LOL, John's "test market" research consisted of him talking to 8 people
    on the RSPW AOL chat, most likely. I think that's how Microsoft does
    their market research too. I give it 4 days before John abandons this
    idea." - PetePanaro
    "A peanuthead is the type of scum that hates real work and manual labor,
    and fancies themself as a smart guy that can get by on their brains
    instead of having to work. The problem is, the're drawn to
    get-rich-quick schemes and other small-potato stuff because they don't
    have enough real intelligence, not to mention education, to do anything
    in life. They can't even be good con-men correctly, for them it's always
    the next big idea that's going to make them rich." - John Henry Slapper
    "May be the best money-making idea I've ever had" - John Henry
    "You might become a hundred-aire from this latest boondoggle." -
    PetePanaro
    "I sold a couple of hundred." - John Henry
    "I got my stickers BTW, and thought I'd offer some feedback. No worries
    on the jagged edges of the prototypes[...] I see Calzone's point on the skinnyness of the 'You Suck' sticker, perhaps instead of:
    YOU SUCK. GO AWAY.
    you could stack them thusly:
    YOU SUCK.
    GO AWAY.
    They could also then be mailed without folding." - Lord Gow333, minion
    of the Apocalypse


    Entry:
    RSPWCon '95 DVD
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John sells footage from the 1995 RSPWCon event without permission.
    Links:
    "[RSPW.Net] Remember that big project?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/40bBaIvgs_U/m/jFdZU -prjg4J
    "[RSPW.Net] It's time to take another look" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/UEYkYLsznYo/m/L9E1M hBgQTwJ
    "[RSPW.Net] RSPWCon '95 DVD discontinued" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/Zw68FVCTX6o/m/S8cqU 2PTEjIJ
    "[RSPW.Net] '95 Con DVD - Available Again,lower price." https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/uA-4hkH48Bk/m/o0LHT Q3-5noJ
    Quotes:
    "My interest here is much more in getting this stuff into your hands
    than in making money on the deal." - John Henry
    "Oldtimers might find out about it and get pissed somebody is selling a
    tape of them to God knows who. I'm guessing the tape was made as a
    momento for the RSPWers in attendence?" - Allan J. Benson
    "Please remove me from all your DVD shills. You know, Chris Palacios is
    really EASY to find and it's a shame you didn't bother to even talk to
    the man before you started spamming. But this seems to be a common
    theme." - Christopher Robin Zimmerman
    "I spent three MONTHS trying to track Chrispy down, and I didn't want to
    sit on this project any longer. I figured that if nothing else, he'd
    raise his head when he heard about the project, at which point he and I
    could discuss what kind of percentage we can agree is fair. Certainly I
    want to ensure that he gets his due; at least a buck on each DVD, maybe
    two, maybe even a little more." - John Henry


    Entry:
    RSPW FAQ
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John wants to commercialize the RSPW FAQ and move certain aspects of
    RSPW to his website.
    Links:
    "Scott Keith disses John Henry~!" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/Nli-jgScFL4/m/qcdUK u24FE0J
    "[RSPW.Net] It's time to take another look" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/UEYkYLsznYo/m/L9E1M hBgQTwJ
    "Yo John Henry, when do you plan on putting out the RSPW book?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/BQkWw6nsohY/m/jaUFj vkSATMJ
    "FAQ/Wrestlepedia - Followup" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/HwX65qP_uyQ/m/N48RQ aN6G34J
    Quotes:
    "There's no spams begging people to come see my website, it's all done
    via mailing list. No Spam, No Begging, No crying like a fucking
    baby...just programming and an FAQ worthy of the group that exists in a completely open way. So you take your abortion of a website and stick it
    up your white trash non skill having ass. People gravitate to something
    that works...not something that's going to be hijacked eventually for
    your own personal gain on the backs of other hard working posters, you
    fucking imbicile. Notice the rats abandoning your sinking ship? Tell you something? Another world famous John Henry failure." - Krusty
    "Let me help you out here. There is no chance in hell this year's
    r.s.p-w Awards will be run by you or through ANY web site. THEY ARE
    USENET AWARDS." - Christopher Robin Zimmerman
    "Since I have no way of knowing for certain who is responsible for this,
    I've elected to simply disband the editorial team completely until
    someone steps forward. I hate to do that, but I certainly can't guess,
    and I'm in no mood to play childish games with this website, the FAQ, or
    the Wrestlepedia. There are others willing to help. Hopefully, the
    person responsible will be a man and come forward, so that the other,
    innocent party can continue to contribute, but hey, whatever. If it
    comes down to it, I'll just write it myself. Granted, it'll take a great
    deal longer...but I got time." - John Henry
    "I think that the notion that attempting to market this work for profit
    is a "bad thing" is utterly ludicrous. Unless, of course, someone
    involved was directly plagiarizing and didn't tell me, there is no
    ethical violation in profiting from one's own hard work. The notion that compiling this huge body of information is something that MUST be done
    for free is mind-boggling. But to me, the greatest disappointment isn't
    that the potential income from such a venture has been lost - indeed, the "potential income" was at most an afterthought." - John Henry


    Entry:
    RSPW the Book
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John considers selling the wrestling trivia portion of the FAQ as a book. Links:
    "Yo John Henry, when do you plan on putting out the RSPW book?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/BQkWw6nsohY/m/jaUFj vkSATMJ
    "FAQ/Wrestlepedia - Followup" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/HwX65qP_uyQ/m/N48RQ aN6G34J
    "(META) RSPW - The book????" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/j30Hej0_EbU/m/gEgwZ -QcBCMJ
    "Wait, lemme get this straight...so *I'M* jealous? Well, let's check
    this out:" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/LITtvFHUfUA/m/-1-x5 bw0i54J
    "[FAQ] A decision has been reached" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/JXp9jXtJK7w/m/0Kah5 1dIrgUJ
    Quotes:
    "The Wrestlepedia will need some rework, which is a time-consuming pain
    in the butt, but I'll do it, with the help of whoever cares to help.
    When it's done, yeah, I probably *will* try to sell it as a 3-space book.
    Why not? I have worked hard on it - and will work harder - and I'm
    certainly not the kind of shallow, crooked asshole that would try to
    make money myself *without* ensuring that everyone else involved got
    their share of the pie." - John Henry
    "The basic gist I got from this article was "NO NO NO NO It's not about
    the money!!!! OK it is about the money." - Oooh your so cool Brewster
    "As for "cashing in on other people's work," I'd hardly call what I do
    "cashing in." A couple of people have stepped in to help out because
    they like the site and are good folks. So my server bill is covered for
    a few months. I certainly appreciate it, but I'd hardly call it "cashing
    in." I'm also curious as to what "other people's work" you're talking
    about. Other than a handful of FAQ entries [...] everything on that site
    is of my creation, and none of it is generating any income. There's no
    "pay" section of the site. There's no membership or dues. There's no
    popup advertisements or banner ads. So where am I "cashing in" here,
    vermin? What "other people's work" am I pimping for money? I don't see
    it. Just one more illustration of how frightened you are to think that
    maybe someday you'll find out that you didn't have to be a low-life
    fraud to get a few bucks out of life." - John Henry
    "So you have fun trying desperately to cast me as some money-grubbing
    thief just looking to scam a few marks out of their bucks by hocking the
    work of other people. Anyone with half a brain knows better" - John Henry "Neither the FAQ nor the Wrestlepedia will be offered for sale as a book.
    That is all." - John Henry


    Entry:
    RSPW the Store
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John pushes book and video sales using Amazon affiliate marketing.
    Links:
    "[RS{W.Net] Video Store, A preview of the new RSPW/PW FAQ..." https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/bUiEjjHtzKo/m/Z0nrN kGom2cJ
    "[RSPW.Net] Info, New Features, Future Plans, and Begging" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/SdfKI8pl8KI/m/3HhGf fagSWEJ
    Quotes:
    "I'm not going to buy from you just because you have to shill it to have
    anyone care. Now, if I was visiting RSPW.net and saw the ad, maybe I
    would consider it. But if you're going to just become another Marc Ash,
    then consider your RSPW.Net address PLONKED after the next shill." - FenderBender
    "It's a "work in progress," you see, because new things are happening
    all the time[...] The notion is to overcome the perception tha tthis is
    just another temporary RSPW project/fad, and to let people know that
    work is progressing on this[...] eventually, hopefully, people will
    start seeing RSPW.Net as more than the "abandoned project" that people
    were claiming it was a couple of months ago." - John Henry
    "I have entered into a partnership with Amazon.Com, the world's largest
    online retailer, to create the RSPW.Net Bookstore. Currently we are
    offering 9 titles, including books from the Hardys, Blassie, Heenan,
    Piper, and even JR's Cookbook, and we'll be adding more throughout the
    day and then maintaining an up-to-date list." - John Henry
    "I'm seriously thinking of picking up the Wrestlecrap book when it comes
    out and the Zenk book if that ever comes out, and I'm going to make a
    specifc point of NOT doing it through your site." - Ned Ryerson - BING


    Entry:
    LowGenius Toolbar
    Year:
    2004
    Description:
    John asks RSPW to install software described by journalists as malware.
    Links:
    "Please Consider The Free LowGenius.Com IE Toolbar" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/i6kQdSF0pzE/m/bPbFQ jVte4AJ
    Quotes:
    "I just snagged a pretty nifty bit of technology that I"m trying to
    convince people to use. It's a free LowGenius.Com toolbar [...] It helps
    me out by raising my traffic rating when you visit my site with the
    toolbar on, for one thing. For another, if you use it to either search
    amazon or jump to amazon (there's an amazon button on it) and then buy something, I get a small cut of the purchase price, which helps me pay
    my server bill. It's painless, and doesn't do anything that the Google
    toolbar doesn't do in terms of tracking your web surfing." - John Henry
    "You're a bigger prick than I thought." - Curtis Blofeld
    (In response to Hack-Man posting an article from PC Magazine
    characterizing toolbars as trojans): "Comparing this toolbar to a trojan
    is like comparing a sneeze to the final stages of AIDS. Dvorak should be ashamed of himself for writing such melodramatic nonsense." - John Henry
    "Go fuck yourself. You just summed up everything I hate about the
    internet. I don't use Internet Explorer, I don't need to install browser wrecking toolbars, I don't buy shit off of Amazon, I don't want to visit
    your god-damned site, and I sure as hell don't want to pay your fucking
    server bill. This the most insulting piece of self-indulgent bullshit
    I've ever seen." - Rockboy


    Entry:
    LowGenius 9-11 Tribute Store
    Year:
    2003-2005
    Description:
    John hawks wallpapers and calendars to RSPW.
    Links:
    "[$hill] I think y'all will dig this..." https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/6oc6EGzUN5I/m/pXtA0 1RMBQAJ
    "I Remind You: RedPaper.Com" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/J-uEyGjm23A/m/sG328 yWKI5QJ
    "LowGenius 9-11 Tribute Store" https://web.archive.org/web/20040106011600/http://www.cafeshops.com/lowge
    nius
    "The 2004 Otherworld Calendar" https://web.archive.org/web/20040118110254/http://www.lulu.com/content/30
    701
    Quotes:
    "I've got my first cafepress item for sale - a 12-month wall calendar of
    my original 3D artwork, stunningly rendered in red, blue, AND green~! Seriously, I've been selling these graphics on redpaper.com for 15 cents
    each as 1600x1200 desktop wallpaper, and I've had a lot of good reviews.
    Now I've made them into much higher quality images and put them on a
    calendar. I think they'll make an excellent gift for those people that
    you don't really know what else to get 'em, like bosses and
    mothers-in-law. Please take a look, and enjoy. I've priced the calendar
    at only $2 over markup, which is cheap IMO. Plus all of the transaction
    and fulfillment is done via cafepress, so you needn't worry about
    sharing your credit card number with me or any of that." - John Henry
    "Thanks for stopping by, I'm glad you came! The LowGenius Online Store
    at CafeShops.Com is the exclusive home on the internet for various 9-11
    tribute items featuring JohnHenry's original and critically acclaimed
    digital artwork, "Reflections of Terror." 10% of all profits derived
    from the sale of these items will be donated to the Red Cross." - John
    Henry
    "I appreciate your positive feedback re: the "Otherworlds" calendar.
    Hopefully someone will actually *buy* one ;-)" - John Henry
    "GO GET A JOB AND GET OFF WELFRE you fucking drug using idiot." - Avenger


    Entry:
    LowGenius Fundraiser
    Year:
    2005-2007
    Description:
    John raises funds to pay for daily expenses and capital equipment.
    Links:
    "We should donate to the lowgenius fundraiser" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/dcHAL1v5R48/m/kTEsK XGKADkJ
    "LowGenius Tip Jar" https://web.archive.org/web/20051214094303/http://www.lowgenius.com/fundr aiser.asp
    Quotes:
    "Starting a business isn't easy, and while I've (obviously) had some
    customers, it's not been enough to keep me eating [...] It has, along
    with my work with The Road Less Traveled Theatre, been enough to keep me
    in a position where I don't have time for a 'real job.' Unfortunately,
    however, I do have the needs of a 'real life.' There is a bunch of more in-depth information contained in the bulleted list below, but here's
    the gist of it: if something you've found on one of my sites or blogs
    has helped you, or if you're just a good person with a little spare cash
    who wants to help me do the various things I do, you can make a
    contribution using your major credit card, e-check, or PayPal account by clicking the 'Donate' button below." - John Henry
    "What is your definition of a 'real job?' I work very hard at what I do, oftentimes 6-7 days a week. I just don't get paid for it. [...] If you
    mean 'why don't you go work for someone,' in a nutshell it's like this:
    I am an experienced, but non-degreed, IT professional in a
    technology-poor area just outside of one of the most talent-saturated
    regions of the world. You can't throw a stick in RTP without hitting a
    Computer Scientist, and unfortunately since the economy went south a few
    years ago, getting a job in IT in this area without a degree is
    basically impossible. Conversely, because of my field expertise and work history, when I went through a period of diligently applying for every
    job available that I was the least bit qualified to do (i.e. working on assembly lines or what have you), I was always 'overqualified.' I'm
    stuck in a fairly unique gray area between not being paper-qualified to
    do what I'm actually qualified to do, and being far, far over-qualified
    to do anything else like being a factory worker or taking a McJob
    somewhere. I've actually applied to places like McDonalds and WalMart,
    and they basically laughed in my face." - John Henry (responding to "Why
    don't you get a real job?")
    "I don't know what's more pathetic, him for begging for donations so he
    can go get wasted because he can't or refuses to get a real job, or you
    for stalking him." - GregoryD

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    Entry:
    Bumper Stickers
    Year:
    2002
    Description:
    John sells folded bumper stickers on RSPW.
    Links:
    "[POLL] What would you pay for a bumper sticker?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/YPqcATbyaVA/m/-Quyq u14UDIJ
    "[Bumper Sticker] Update/Info" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/18Oz6OwCSLU/m/K97YQ TK-Ky0J
    "Remember when John Henry tried selling bumper stickers to RSPW?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/b4F7qKVKI7o/m/eP_uL gI-NakJ
    "Attn: John Henry (sticker testimonial)" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/0lk3XzVLQvE/m/yzCIp vSYDCgJ
    Quotes:
    "Let's say I had this idea to create and sell bumper stickers via lowgenius.com. Let's even pretend, for a minute, that people would be interested in purchasing them - that the logo or phrase I put on them
    was marketable. What would you pay for one? I can get blank stickers for around a buck each, or a little less - the ink for each one, I figure,
    would run on the order of $.25 each (high quality/high DPI printing),
    and the shipping would (of course) run as much as 37 cents each. This
    puts my break-even point somewhere around $1.50 each...and let's face it,
    I'm not doing this for fun, I'm doing it to make money (and perhaps a statement). So let's say $2? Is that too much? What if I agreed to
    donate a portion of the proceeds to a worthy entity related somehow to
    the sentiment expressed on the sticker? Would $3 be too much to ask?" -
    John Henry
    "Due to overwhelmingly positive response from my "test market" (Thanks, rasslin fans!), I have decided to go ahead with my bumper sticker idea.
    I've created the stickers, which I will offer for sale @ 3.00 each. I
    will also be donating $0.15 from the sale of each sticker to an
    appropriate fund for further propagation of the message on the sticker.
    I will follow this message up with full ordering details, etc., when I
    get the website and order forms completed; ordering will be done through PayPal using your visa, mastercard, etc." - John Henry
    "LOL, John's "test market" research consisted of him talking to 8 people
    on the RSPW AOL chat, most likely. I think that's how Microsoft does
    their market research too. I give it 4 days before John abandons this
    idea." - PetePanaro
    "A peanuthead is the type of scum that hates real work and manual labor,
    and fancies themself as a smart guy that can get by on their brains
    instead of having to work. The problem is, the're drawn to
    get-rich-quick schemes and other small-potato stuff because they don't
    have enough real intelligence, not to mention education, to do anything
    in life. They can't even be good con-men correctly, for them it's always
    the next big idea that's going to make them rich." - John Henry Slapper
    "May be the best money-making idea I've ever had" - John Henry
    "You might become a hundred-aire from this latest boondoggle." -
    PetePanaro
    "I sold a couple of hundred." - John Henry
    "I got my stickers BTW, and thought I'd offer some feedback. No worries
    on the jagged edges of the prototypes[...] I see Calzone's point on the skinnyness of the 'You Suck' sticker, perhaps instead of:
    YOU SUCK. GO AWAY.
    you could stack them thusly:
    YOU SUCK.
    GO AWAY.
    They could also then be mailed without folding." - Lord Gow333, minion
    of the Apocalypse


    Entry:
    RSPWCon '95 DVD
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John sells footage from the 1995 RSPWCon event without permission.
    Links:
    "[RSPW.Net] Remember that big project?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/40bBaIvgs_U/m/jFdZU -prjg4J
    "[RSPW.Net] It's time to take another look" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/UEYkYLsznYo/m/L9E1M hBgQTwJ
    "[RSPW.Net] RSPWCon '95 DVD discontinued" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/Zw68FVCTX6o/m/S8cqU 2PTEjIJ
    "[RSPW.Net] '95 Con DVD - Available Again,lower price." https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/uA-4hkH48Bk/m/o0LHT Q3-5noJ
    Quotes:
    "My interest here is much more in getting this stuff into your hands
    than in making money on the deal." - John Henry
    "Oldtimers might find out about it and get pissed somebody is selling a
    tape of them to God knows who. I'm guessing the tape was made as a
    momento for the RSPWers in attendence?" - Allan J. Benson
    "Please remove me from all your DVD shills. You know, Chris Palacios is really EASY to find and it's a shame you didn't bother to even talk to
    the man before you started spamming. But this seems to be a common
    theme." - Christopher Robin Zimmerman
    "I spent three MONTHS trying to track Chrispy down, and I didn't want to
    sit on this project any longer. I figured that if nothing else, he'd
    raise his head when he heard about the project, at which point he and I
    could discuss what kind of percentage we can agree is fair. Certainly I
    want to ensure that he gets his due; at least a buck on each DVD, maybe
    two, maybe even a little more." - John Henry


    Entry:
    RSPW FAQ
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John wants to commercialize the RSPW FAQ and move certain aspects of
    RSPW to his website.
    Links:
    "Scott Keith disses John Henry~!" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/Nli-jgScFL4/m/qcdUK u24FE0J
    "[RSPW.Net] It's time to take another look" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/UEYkYLsznYo/m/L9E1M hBgQTwJ
    "Yo John Henry, when do you plan on putting out the RSPW book?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/BQkWw6nsohY/m/jaUFj vkSATMJ
    "FAQ/Wrestlepedia - Followup" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/HwX65qP_uyQ/m/N48RQ aN6G34J
    Quotes:
    "There's no spams begging people to come see my website, it's all done
    via mailing list. No Spam, No Begging, No crying like a fucking
    baby...just programming and an FAQ worthy of the group that exists in a completely open way. So you take your abortion of a website and stick it
    up your white trash non skill having ass. People gravitate to something
    that works...not something that's going to be hijacked eventually for
    your own personal gain on the backs of other hard working posters, you fucking imbicile. Notice the rats abandoning your sinking ship? Tell you something? Another world famous John Henry failure." - Krusty
    "Let me help you out here. There is no chance in hell this year's
    r.s.p-w Awards will be run by you or through ANY web site. THEY ARE
    USENET AWARDS." - Christopher Robin Zimmerman
    "Since I have no way of knowing for certain who is responsible for this,
    I've elected to simply disband the editorial team completely until
    someone steps forward. I hate to do that, but I certainly can't guess,
    and I'm in no mood to play childish games with this website, the FAQ, or
    the Wrestlepedia. There are others willing to help. Hopefully, the
    person responsible will be a man and come forward, so that the other, innocent party can continue to contribute, but hey, whatever. If it
    comes down to it, I'll just write it myself. Granted, it'll take a great
    deal longer...but I got time." - John Henry
    "I think that the notion that attempting to market this work for profit
    is a "bad thing" is utterly ludicrous. Unless, of course, someone
    involved was directly plagiarizing and didn't tell me, there is no
    ethical violation in profiting from one's own hard work. The notion that compiling this huge body of information is something that MUST be done
    for free is mind-boggling. But to me, the greatest disappointment isn't
    that the potential income from such a venture has been lost - indeed, the "potential income" was at most an afterthought." - John Henry


    Entry:
    RSPW the Book
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John considers selling the wrestling trivia portion of the FAQ as a book. Links:
    "Yo John Henry, when do you plan on putting out the RSPW book?" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/BQkWw6nsohY/m/jaUFj vkSATMJ
    "FAQ/Wrestlepedia - Followup" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/HwX65qP_uyQ/m/N48RQ aN6G34J
    "(META) RSPW - The book????" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/j30Hej0_EbU/m/gEgwZ -QcBCMJ
    "Wait, lemme get this straight...so *I'M* jealous? Well, let's check
    this out:" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/LITtvFHUfUA/m/-1-x5 bw0i54J
    "[FAQ] A decision has been reached" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/JXp9jXtJK7w/m/0Kah5 1dIrgUJ
    Quotes:
    "The Wrestlepedia will need some rework, which is a time-consuming pain
    in the butt, but I'll do it, with the help of whoever cares to help.
    When it's done, yeah, I probably *will* try to sell it as a 3-space book.
    Why not? I have worked hard on it - and will work harder - and I'm
    certainly not the kind of shallow, crooked asshole that would try to
    make money myself *without* ensuring that everyone else involved got
    their share of the pie." - John Henry
    "The basic gist I got from this article was "NO NO NO NO It's not about
    the money!!!! OK it is about the money." - Oooh your so cool Brewster
    "As for "cashing in on other people's work," I'd hardly call what I do "cashing in." A couple of people have stepped in to help out because
    they like the site and are good folks. So my server bill is covered for
    a few months. I certainly appreciate it, but I'd hardly call it "cashing
    in." I'm also curious as to what "other people's work" you're talking
    about. Other than a handful of FAQ entries [...] everything on that site
    is of my creation, and none of it is generating any income. There's no
    "pay" section of the site. There's no membership or dues. There's no
    popup advertisements or banner ads. So where am I "cashing in" here,
    vermin? What "other people's work" am I pimping for money? I don't see
    it. Just one more illustration of how frightened you are to think that
    maybe someday you'll find out that you didn't have to be a low-life
    fraud to get a few bucks out of life." - John Henry
    "So you have fun trying desperately to cast me as some money-grubbing
    thief just looking to scam a few marks out of their bucks by hocking the
    work of other people. Anyone with half a brain knows better" - John Henry "Neither the FAQ nor the Wrestlepedia will be offered for sale as a book. That is all." - John Henry


    Entry:
    RSPW the Store
    Year:
    2003
    Description:
    John pushes book and video sales using Amazon affiliate marketing.
    Links:
    "[RS{W.Net] Video Store, A preview of the new RSPW/PW FAQ..." https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/bUiEjjHtzKo/m/Z0nrN kGom2cJ
    "[RSPW.Net] Info, New Features, Future Plans, and Begging" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/SdfKI8pl8KI/m/3HhGf fagSWEJ
    Quotes:
    "I'm not going to buy from you just because you have to shill it to have anyone care. Now, if I was visiting RSPW.net and saw the ad, maybe I
    would consider it. But if you're going to just become another Marc Ash,
    then consider your RSPW.Net address PLONKED after the next shill." - FenderBender
    "It's a "work in progress," you see, because new things are happening
    all the time[...] The notion is to overcome the perception tha tthis is
    just another temporary RSPW project/fad, and to let people know that
    work is progressing on this[...] eventually, hopefully, people will
    start seeing RSPW.Net as more than the "abandoned project" that people
    were claiming it was a couple of months ago." - John Henry
    "I have entered into a partnership with Amazon.Com, the world's largest online retailer, to create the RSPW.Net Bookstore. Currently we are
    offering 9 titles, including books from the Hardys, Blassie, Heenan,
    Piper, and even JR's Cookbook, and we'll be adding more throughout the
    day and then maintaining an up-to-date list." - John Henry
    "I'm seriously thinking of picking up the Wrestlecrap book when it comes
    out and the Zenk book if that ever comes out, and I'm going to make a
    specifc point of NOT doing it through your site." - Ned Ryerson - BING


    Entry:
    LowGenius Toolbar
    Year:
    2004
    Description:
    John asks RSPW to install software described by journalists as malware. Links:
    "Please Consider The Free LowGenius.Com IE Toolbar" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/i6kQdSF0pzE/m/bPbFQ jVte4AJ
    Quotes:
    "I just snagged a pretty nifty bit of technology that I"m trying to
    convince people to use. It's a free LowGenius.Com toolbar [...] It helps
    me out by raising my traffic rating when you visit my site with the
    toolbar on, for one thing. For another, if you use it to either search
    amazon or jump to amazon (there's an amazon button on it) and then buy something, I get a small cut of the purchase price, which helps me pay
    my server bill. It's painless, and doesn't do anything that the Google toolbar doesn't do in terms of tracking your web surfing." - John Henry "You're a bigger prick than I thought." - Curtis Blofeld
    (In response to Hack-Man posting an article from PC Magazine
    characterizing toolbars as trojans): "Comparing this toolbar to a trojan
    is like comparing a sneeze to the final stages of AIDS. Dvorak should be ashamed of himself for writing such melodramatic nonsense." - John Henry
    "Go fuck yourself. You just summed up everything I hate about the
    internet. I don't use Internet Explorer, I don't need to install browser wrecking toolbars, I don't buy shit off of Amazon, I don't want to visit
    your god-damned site, and I sure as hell don't want to pay your fucking server bill. This the most insulting piece of self-indulgent bullshit
    I've ever seen." - Rockboy


    Entry:
    LowGenius 9-11 Tribute Store
    Year:
    2003-2005
    Description:
    John hawks wallpapers and calendars to RSPW.
    Links:
    "[$hill] I think y'all will dig this..." https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/6oc6EGzUN5I/m/pXtA0 1RMBQAJ
    "I Remind You: RedPaper.Com" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/J-uEyGjm23A/m/sG328 yWKI5QJ
    "LowGenius 9-11 Tribute Store" https://web.archive.org/web/20040106011600/http://www.cafeshops.com/lowge nius
    "The 2004 Otherworld Calendar" https://web.archive.org/web/20040118110254/http://www.lulu.com/content/30
    701
    Quotes:
    "I've got my first cafepress item for sale - a 12-month wall calendar of
    my original 3D artwork, stunningly rendered in red, blue, AND green~! Seriously, I've been selling these graphics on redpaper.com for 15 cents
    each as 1600x1200 desktop wallpaper, and I've had a lot of good reviews.
    Now I've made them into much higher quality images and put them on a calendar. I think they'll make an excellent gift for those people that
    you don't really know what else to get 'em, like bosses and
    mothers-in-law. Please take a look, and enjoy. I've priced the calendar
    at only $2 over markup, which is cheap IMO. Plus all of the transaction
    and fulfillment is done via cafepress, so you needn't worry about
    sharing your credit card number with me or any of that." - John Henry
    "Thanks for stopping by, I'm glad you came! The LowGenius Online Store
    at CafeShops.Com is the exclusive home on the internet for various 9-11 tribute items featuring JohnHenry's original and critically acclaimed
    digital artwork, "Reflections of Terror." 10% of all profits derived
    from the sale of these items will be donated to the Red Cross." - John
    Henry
    "I appreciate your positive feedback re: the "Otherworlds" calendar. Hopefully someone will actually *buy* one ;-)" - John Henry
    "GO GET A JOB AND GET OFF WELFRE you fucking drug using idiot." - Avenger


    Entry:
    LowGenius Fundraiser
    Year:
    2005-2007
    Description:
    John raises funds to pay for daily expenses and capital equipment.
    Links:
    "We should donate to the lowgenius fundraiser" https://groups.google.com/g/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/c/dcHAL1v5R48/m/kTEsK XGKADkJ
    "LowGenius Tip Jar" https://web.archive.org/web/20051214094303/http://www.lowgenius.com/fundr aiser.asp
    Quotes:
    "Starting a business isn't easy, and while I've (obviously) had some customers, it's not been enough to keep me eating [...] It has, along
    with my work with The Road Less Traveled Theatre, been enough to keep me
    in a position where I don't have time for a 'real job.' Unfortunately, however, I do have the needs of a 'real life.' There is a bunch of more in-depth information contained in the bulleted list below, but here's
    the gist of it: if something you've found on one of my sites or blogs
    has helped you, or if you're just a good person with a little spare cash
    who wants to help me do the various things I do, you can make a
    contribution using your major credit card, e-check, or PayPal account by clicking the 'Donate' button below." - John Henry
    "What is your definition of a 'real job?' I work very hard at what I do, oftentimes 6-7 days a week. I just don't get paid for it. [...] If you
    mean 'why don't you go work for someone,' in a nutshell it's like this:
    I am an experienced, but non-degreed, IT professional in a
    technology-poor area just outside of one of the most talent-saturated
    regions of the world. You can't throw a stick in RTP without hitting a Computer Scientist, and unfortunately since the economy went south a few years ago, getting a job in IT in this area without a degree is
    basically impossible. Conversely, because of my field expertise and work history, when I went through a period of diligently applying for every
    job available that I was the least bit qualified to do (i.e. working on assembly lines or what have you), I was always 'overqualified.' I'm
    stuck in a fairly unique gray area between not being paper-qualified to
    do what I'm actually qualified to do, and being far, far over-qualified
    to do anything else like being a factory worker or taking a McJob
    somewhere. I've actually applied to places like McDonalds and WalMart,
    and they basically laughed in my face." - John Henry (responding to "Why don't you get a real job?")
    "I don't know what's more pathetic, him for begging for donations so he
    can go get wasted because he can't or refuses to get a real job, or you
    for stalking him." - GregoryD


    Wow. Just wow.

    Notwithstanding that Chad and John have repeatedly asserted that I was the
    same person as Christopher Robin Zimmerman who replied multiple times
    above, nor that everything I’ve witnessed JHD do and say for more than a decade has literally screamed, “Work harder to pay me so I don’t have to!”,
    I genuinely had no idea that John Henry DeJong’s refusal to work and
    ensuing commercial laziness-cum-beggary, actually predated the turn of the century.

    The above collection of money spinning scams is literally a window into his soul. Attempting to monetise 911 memorabilia, unattributed plagiarism of
    rspw content, Trojan toolbars - about the only depth he didn’t offer to
    plumb was an upload of Beth Aultman crying after he pilfered more than
    $30,000 out of the good-hearted, terminally-ill woman. This is quite
    literally a dichotomy of a person willing to sell their soul - or more accurately, everyone else’s soul - for a dollar.

    Rockboy’s response said it all, "Go fuck yourself. You just summed up everything I hate about the internet. I don't use Internet Explorer, I
    don't need to install browser wrecking toolbars, I don't buy shit off of Amazon, I don't want to visit your god-damned site, and I sure as hell
    don't want to pay your fucking server bill. This the most insulting piece
    of self-indulgent bullshit I've ever seen."

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